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Sly shows off his bandaged hand as he strolls through Beverly Hills on Monday.

Sylvester Stallone injured his hand _____________.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Posted: March 3, 2009 at 6:00 pm

51 comments to “Fill In the Blank”

party says – reply to this

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the usual way.
lovernotahater says – reply to this

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fisting Perez Hilton while Teddy watched
washis says – reply to this

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MASTERBATING? YUP.
carolineyy says – reply to this

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being awesome and beating up dirty commies.
jenmcn says – reply to this

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giving himself hormone shots
mimi443 says – reply to this

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touching himself
Burneee says – reply to this

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He always has that "whoa, I need to take a big shit" look on his face.
90sbabii says – reply to this

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by beating the shit out of someone randomly on the streets of Beverly Hills, CA
Lovergurl88 says – reply to this

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Jacking off!
shesaidWHAT? says – reply to this

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who cares.
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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Jacking off while watching Rambo.
Pierrotclowns says – reply to this

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i though this bitch was dead
awsomekrys says – reply to this

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he is so disgusting ewww
angelsmom says – reply to this

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pleasuring himself, of course
eatmejerkwad says – reply to this

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spanking it,
yawn!
LG is simply...IRRESISTIBLE! says – reply to this

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WHY FISTING LG'S IMPOSTOR, OF COURSE!!!!!
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Veuve Clicquot says – reply to this

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Stallone was petting Oprah's new cocker spaniel puppy, and the puppy bit him on his thumb. Ouch.
Mimifan1 says – reply to this

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beating up twilight fans
amanda865 says – reply to this

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wasn't he driving drunk and then rolled his truck??? oh wait no…. that was Shia… my bad.
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Bitch slapping Chris Brown
bitch*said*what..? says – reply to this

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I WOULD TOTALLY BUM THIS MAN ILL JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY TO NOT LOOK AT HIM
litzie says – reply to this

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Sylvester Stallone injured his hand "playing around" with his buddy, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnie took exception to what Sly was doing and bent a few of his knuckles backwards…
RAMADA says – reply to this

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Smacking the nurse who left his diaper wet .
stoney_g says – reply to this

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Sticking needles in his ass. He is such a fucking ass.
Edgenet says – reply to this

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Money shure make people creepy, this is a nut a fucking creepy fruit cake
prudence says – reply to this

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Trying to scramble for a doubloon during a Mardi Gras parade…
Naboria says – reply to this

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Sylvester Stallone injured his hand… masturbating while looking at Bridget Nielsen topples on the Surreal Life re-runs!
SOMETHING SMELLS says – reply to this

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HE IS STILL HOT
ssmarty says – reply to this

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To be boring; that's the kind of bandage you would put on a basketball injury. Something where the trauma is sharp and mild, not sexy or violent. Sorry.
flangie nopants says – reply to this

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Wanking over a steroid catalogue.
TorontoPerezFan says – reply to this

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That's a masterbation accident if I've ever seen one.
SuzEQ says – reply to this

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when Perez mistook his thumb for a corn dog and tried to eat it!
Ali7777 says – reply to this

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how'd he tie those boots!
rtgriffi2003 says – reply to this

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because he was totally pissed off on how Chris Brown the the $h!t out of Rihanna and he was wearing his Judge Dredd outfit. You got served Chris!
rtgriffi2003 says – reply to this

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because he was totally pissed off on how Chris Brown the the $h!t out of Rihanna that he decided to wear his Judge Dredd outfit and beat the hell out of Chris Brown. You got served Chris!
Capt. SNarky says – reply to this

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jerkin his merkin…….
whisperrachel says – reply to this

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PROBING HIS ANUS
Queenalicious says – reply to this

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using his poker pumper! How can he be Rocky if he ain't rock hard!
Mentalist says – reply to this

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Sylvester Stallone injured his hand _____________. Having swx with whoopi goldberg when she wasn't really there?
CountryConfusion says – reply to this

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Sly Stallone injured his hand F*sting Rerez!!! LMAO
Jezzebelle Hot Bitch with Big Tits says – reply to this

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injured his hand _and still looks dang fine for a 60 plus year old man…well looks better than most 30 year old guys. yummy____________.
Fagalicious says – reply to this

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wanking his steriod hard Pen_s
eternalcanadian says – reply to this

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Sylvester Stallone injured his hand with 24/7 wanking.
LilMissZoe says – reply to this

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massaging his over sized ego!
lattygirl says – reply to this

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flexing in the mirror
darlena says – reply to this

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Hitch-Hiking
Moluver says – reply to this

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…pulling it out of Perez' skanky, shitty ass.
Ms. Shameless says – reply to this

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Hopefully smacking the shit out of Chris Brown!
bobbytomorow says – reply to this

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Sly is the man, get better soon Sly!
dave_o says – reply to this

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nice outfit dork
bearcub says – reply to this

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trying to open a child-proof cap!