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Former Governor Blagojevich To Pen Book

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After becoming steeped in controversy for trying to sell Obama's Illinois senate seat, Rod Blagojevich has signed a 6 figure book deal with one of the largest independent book publishers in a bid to tell his side of the story.

Six figures! For that creep!!!!!!!!!

In addition to trying to explain his senate selection um, "process," Blago will also recount his journey to office while "exposing the dark side of politics."

Please, we don't need a book to know that politics has a dark side!

Blago decided to go with indie publisher Phoenix Books so that the book's content would not be restricted by money-making agendas. Blago claims he won't go for any low blows and will reveal information that will "at times be embarrassing to himself as well as to others."

The book, which is tentatively titled The Governor, is set for an October release.

Still pushing those 15 minutes of fame, huh?

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53 comments to “Former Governor Blagojevich To Pen Book”



  1. 1

    Mario! Why the fuck isn't Chuck Norris on the list of favourite celebrities? You'll get roundhouse kicked up the arse if it isn't there by tomorrow.



  2. 2

    nast



  3. 3

    Glad this creep is no longer my Governor. And could he look any more like a rat? Give him some cheese. And not the cheddar he wants, either.



  4. 4

    Separated at birth: Rod Blagojevich & Howdy Doody



  5. 5

    gross



  6. 6

    He would probably make more money if he started a men's hair care line.



  7. 7

    He is a fucking douche bag.



  8. 8

    Bummer, this clown will sell more books than you Mario!



  9. 9

    He is the poster bastard for a sleezy politician. He needs a punch in his fake ass teeth!



  10. 10

    So all you have to do to become rich is break the law and get caught. This is fucking ridiculous. Who is the publisher? I want to make sure not to buy any of their other books.



  11. 11

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    TYPICAL CRIMINAL POLITICIAN–THIS ONE JUST GOT CAUGHT!
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    THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT HAS MORE ETHICS!!!
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  12. 12

    that guy is soo flugly he should wear a mask :O

  13. buck says – reply to this


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    don't ever trust a politician from Chicago….oops!! too late.



  14. 14

    Rewarding someone that has lied, stolen, and broken the law.
    This country is so f*cked up.



  15. 15

    Perez, aren't you pushing your 15 minutes of fame. Don't you exploit people and make 6 and 7 figures for it?



  16. 16

    this guy is a scumbag, as corrupt as it gets, yet he gets rewarded with a book deal, this country is going to hell and fast, sign of the disgusting times we live in!



  17. 17

    gonna be a bitch writing from jail, huh?



  18. 18

    He looks like a chipmunk and not the cute ones haha



  19. 19

    Re: LG is simply…IRRESISTIBLE! – irresistible? roflmao!!!!



  20. 20

    LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM!!

  21. ynot says – reply to this


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    everything about this guy is creepy. that freaky hair, his dead, hollow, soul-less eyes, the freakish osmond teeth, his pointy chin, and what's with his cheeks? storing nuts?



  22. 22

    I won't buy or read his book on a matter of principle. I encourage everyone else to do the same.



  23. 23

    Re: Dikin Muriatic Acid – #19.
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    WELL DARLING YOU COULDN'T RESIST A SHOUT OUT TO LG, NOW COULD YOU??? AHAHAAAhahahhasaa!
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  24. 24

    Working title: "Where the hell is my upper lip?"



  25. 25

    …hope he has the brains to keep his fugly mug off of the cover…'Goodbye To Love' …more like 'Goodbye To Sales'.



  26. 26

    Re: Spindoc – good point.

  27. Hmmmm says – reply to this


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    It will be interesting to see who gets higher on the NY Times Bestseller list… Mario or Blago
    My money is on…………………………………



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    I live in Chicago and I'm so sick of Blago trying to get publicity. It's out of control how shady the politics in this city are. Corruption should be the name of our capital.



  30. 30

    Re: DikinCider – #19
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    HAHAHAHA I KNOW, RIGHT?
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    LG IS SIMPLY…A TRANNY!



  31. 31

    boycott Phoenix Books



  32. 32

    i live in illinois. and by far, the only good thing blago did was the All Kids insurance plan for children. other than that, he did what any typical illinois politician does.. lies, cheats, steals. what a shocker. its a legacy of crap. and not to mention there are still oodles of corrupt politicos still in office. Todd Stroger, anyone?

    on another note, he was more than happy when he was kicked out of office. you could see the dollar signs in his eyes as he gave his interviews.



  33. 33

    This was reported yesterday, you are slacking lately Mario.



  34. 34

    Separated at birth: Rod Blagojevich and Potsie Webber from Happy Days!!!



  35. 35

    He is a complete douche! He seriously has fucked over the city of Chicago. I can't stand this bastard and I don't know why anyone would want to ready his book.



  36. 36

    I am from Illinois…."what a jerk" if you only knew!!!



  37. 37

    I think his hair has a life of it's own.



  38. 38

    Glenn!!! It's Glenn Danzig!!



  39. 39

    This guy could be your dad Perez, please do a split screen, you are the double of one another!



  40. 40

    Goon grinning like a Cheshire cat….next



  41. 41

    Why shouldn't this piece of white trash write a novel. The trashy Clinton's did. President Hussein did, Dictator Pelosi has. Libitards always try to weasel out of their stupid antics by writing books. Only fellow low class libitards will buy his book. The dumb feeding the dumb.



  42. 42

    you stupid asses (that includes Perez) don't even know him. He hasn't even been charged with a crime!!!! They keep putting it off because they don't have anything solid on him. Like him or not, his book will be interesting.



  43. 43

    Looks like Damien Thorn



  44. 44

    dont buy the book people. He is biotch-esc.



  45. 45

    WHY DON'T YOU MENTION THAT HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT DEMOCRAT…AND THAT THE GUY WHO THEY REPLACED BLAGOJEVICH IS A PIECE OF SHIT LIAR TOO…. SO MUCH FOR ALL THAT "CHANGE" THE DEMOCRATS PROMSIED.

    COOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN



  46. 46

    He is a stupid _ _ _ _ !



  47. 47

    I'm not trying to diss Steve Carell, but he could play this guy's character in a movie!
    I love Steve! This guy makes me sick!!!



  48. 48

    LG'S IMPOSTOR IS SIMPLY…pathetic.
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    SAD SAD COW.
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    (You forgot to change your profile way back when, dear.)
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  49. Ron says – reply to this


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    All I gotta say is he had better watch his back. Chicago politics are the dirtiest in the country. I would be scared to death to even write a tell-all book and name names. Talk about stupid, this guy must be.



  50. 50

    My god, did he roll over FAST or what?! Have an iota of decency and give it a year, maybe 2, before you prove to the world just how sleazy you really are.



  51. 51

    *rolleyes* Only in America can you commit a crime and then make legitimate money off it by selling your "rights" to a book or movie. Seriously that should be illegal. You should not be able to profit off of crime. That's like rewarding bad behaviour and why should we do that?



  52. 52

    Re: Alisa-Chan – it is illegal — but he hasn't been charged/tried/convicted of anything yet — he's making his money while he can — hopefully no one will buy the book



  53. 53

    Think he's a member of the Hair Club for Men?