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K-Fat Takes In New Orleans

Filed under: Kevin Federline

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Britney Spears' glorified baby sitter/ex-husband, Kevin Federline, was spotted walking the streets of New Orleans on Monday.

Was he trying to get in as much eating alone time before Britney's tour starts and full-on babysitting duties kick in?

He was probably just trolling around the hotel, looking for paparazzi

We have a feeling that Brit's catering staff will be K-Fed's favorite people on the tour!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

75 comments to “K-Fat Takes In New Orleans”



  1. 1

    And fat fuck Perez knows a thing or 7 about catering!

  2. CHA says – reply to this


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    No



  3. 3

    why make fun of someone that you look worse than……???

  4. robio says – reply to this


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    Nothing like being a medium husky. Welcome to the average American club.



  5. 5

    LARDASS…………..#1 Doushe………..



  6. 6

    I think I saw him in Wal-Mart.



  7. 7

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    LG CREAMS IN ITS TIGHTY WHITIES AT THE SIGHT OF THAT SPERM MACHINE!
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  8. 8

    im hungry too



  9. 9

    Fat Tuesday was last week.



  10. 10

    Perez….don't hate on k-fed, he took care of those kids when your high and mighty britney was out whoring around town with her 2 butt buddies (adnan and lutfi) showin off her vajayjay - he was more of a dad then most out there, much more then just a babysitter and/or ex-husband…….your such a fucken hater perez



  11. 11

    it's a beer belly



  12. 12

    Dang, BIG HUNGRY! He's right where he wants to be. Living in the "background" is quite profitable, for him. LOSER!!!!



  13. 13

    Perez we have so many negative things in the world now a days and you focus on stupid stuff. W



  14. 14

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    YUM YUM YUM!
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    TAKE A HOT POKER TO LG'S PRIVATE AREAS!
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  15. 15

    Screw the catering staff, you're in NOLA boy. Go to Fiorellas near the French Market for some of the best red beans and rice in the city. Try Fiorellas or Coops for fried chicken. Fat is where it's at in NOLA.



  16. 16

    porko



  17. 17

    He's not HUGE. Celebrities and their weight gain issues have really become a bore to read. Many Americans battle weight issues, can you hear me Mr. Hilton?



  18. 18

    im hungry for gosssip mann!
    we need our daily robert pattinson fix!



  19. 19

    he is obviously a stress eater. last year was quite stressful. And if he is around the house all the time around food, that is what happens.



  20. 20

    I think he looks good chuncky!!!!!!!!! I would rather see him naked than you Perez.



  21. 21

    Why focus on K feds weight or Jessicas weight, when there are people who are really struggling with weight issues and read this and you make them feel worse, you talk about Rhianna being a negative role model for staying with Chris yet you are a negative role model for once being extremely overweight and knowing the hurt that goes with that, more people then not have weight issues and you focusing on peoples appreances is just plain sad!



  22. 22

    WTF!!! Kevin is almost as fat as you are, Mario!



  23. 23

    Looks like K-Fed is well fed. 8-)



  24. 24

    you say we should be setting an example for people to be happy with themselves then you turn around and make fun of them for it. and perez you are not someone who should be commenting on someone else's weight.



  25. 25

    Hey Perez, remember when you were a bit tubby?

    Maybe he quit doing drugs or something and that's why he has gained some weight.

  26. NiboR says – reply to this


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    My thoughts are gearing towards a Brit and K-Fed reunion……..



  27. 27

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – no kidding…..he's one to talk



  28. 28

    Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk – #7
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    GENIUS DARLING!
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    MUAH!

  29. aj says – reply to this


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    all the beer + all the weed = this



  30. 30

    Wasn't he formerly a back-up dancer? She should get him on the tour and get his ass back in shape.



  31. 31

    yeah k-fed take all shitney money



  32. 32

    Even with Kevs recent weight gain he's still slimmer than PERVez and hotter too. Besides he's not babysitting his own kids, he brought his nanny along to do all the dirty work while he sleeps late and drinks 6-packs all day and collects $5k a week.



  33. 33

    he's slimmer than you fatty…….



  34. 34

    LOL Look whos calling who fat….
    Lay off the cup cakes Mario.



  35. 35

    K-Fat is living high off the hog. He should exercise, hell, he's got nothing else to do.



  36. 36

    He needs to walk a little faster and swing those arms if he wants to loose that baby fat.



  37. 37

    His gangsta pants are really just "big boy" pants now.



  38. 38

    i'm not saying nothing, i just ate two pancakes with chocolate chips … mmm



  39. 39

    You sit there and insult him and you are there in NO where he is. I hope he kicks your FAT ASS and then posts it on You Tube.

  40. ech71 says – reply to this


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    @ 5000.00 a week he can buy alot of chicken! damn get on this guy like they got on jessica simpson!
    ride his ass perez and the rest of your pazzo teams!

  41. ech71 says – reply to this


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    Re: Spindoc – great idea make him work for his food!



  42. 42

    …dayum. I shouldn't talk but this man is a fat fucking hog. I thought he had red hair. Oh, that's Perez? nevermind…'I Won't Last A Day Without STew'.



  43. 43

    Seriously?

    Seriously, you're gonne rag on someone else for their weight?

    Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle fat!



  44. 44

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    A YOUNG JOHN GOODMAN!!!
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  45. 45

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    CLEARLY LG HAS **OWNED** EVERY CHARACTER THE IMPOSTOR LG HAS EVER BEEN!!! MOO, ASSUME, THE real ORCHIDGIRL, etc. etc…
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    AS LAUREN BACALL AS THE QUINTESSENTIAL STAR SALLY ROSS TOLD HER STALKER DOUGLAS BREEN, PLAYED BY THE STUD-O-LICIOUS MICHAEL BIEHN IN THE GREAT FILM "THE FAN" (NOT THE ONE WITH WESLEY WIPES, OBVIOUSLY)…"YOU'RE PATHETIC."
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  46. 46

    Even though he did take care of his children when Britney was out of control, he still makes me sick. I think he is a good father but he doesn't work or anything he should make some time to go to the gym. He's a lazy f! From being a back up dancer and in shape to this is pretty embarrassing. K-Fat needs to loose just a little weight.



  47. 47

    Lord help me. I never in a million years thought I'd say this, but…

    I'd hit it.

    And not just for the whole "hetero-humiliation/sport-fucking" aspect, either.



  48. 48

    LEt's put a pic of you and KEv together and see who is the hungry one…
    I wanna bet with someone that after Britney's (or Shitney's like he used to call her more than 10000 times over the past years) tour he will be friends with K-fat and promoting his almost non-existant career just because Britney asked him to do that… he is a sold ass blogger… he keeps on ranting about Kev yet he will change his mind about him in a Brit's snap!



  49. 49

    *******************************************
    The dare is on… I bet anyone… really anyone on this site that at the end of Britney's tour he will be praising Kev and his father skills because the Pig is a sold ass loser… I am willing to be a whole month without talking bs of Piggez if the other person wins my dare!!!!
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    So who's up for the challenge???

  50. Hmmmm says – reply to this


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    If I've said it once I've said it 6,497 times….
    Mario referring to Kevin Federline as K-Fat
    Pot meet kettle.



  51. 51

    Re: gdeeaz – Ha Perez to set an example??? lol!



  52. 52

    K-Fat is right…damnnn what happenedd??? 0_0



  53. 53

    He is still more attractive and thinner than you. Stop hating.



  54. 54

    Re: LG is simply…A TRANNY! – #46
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    LEONA PACKS-A-PEEN, YOU HAVEN'T OWNED SHIT! LOOK AROUND TRANNY! IT'S SIMPLY YOU AND LA DICKA! HAHAHAHA
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    YOU TWIGGY TRANNY HAVE BEEN OWNED, KICKED, SPIT ON AND TOLD TO FUCK OFF! DOOR IN YOUR FACE BITCH!
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    ..l..



  55. 55

    Re: LG is simply…A TRANNY! – #46
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    STOP USING THE SAME OLD QUOTE TWIGGY!
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    ..l..



  56. 56

    LMFAO… K-FAT
    PEREZ YOU ARE SUCH A SISSY LMAO.



  57. 57

    the thought that britney spears copulated and bred with this guy boggles the mind



  58. 58

    perez you used to be overweight yourself so it's a little of the pot calling the kettle black, but here's the thing: last year you couldn't say enuff good things about kevin federline for the way he stepped up to the plate and made sure his boys were being taken care of when their mother had a meltdown. It only speaks well of Mr. Federline that he is willing to help provide an environment in which his children will be able to see both their mother and father. My only concern is that the wage being paid him allows him to make sure his children with his former girlfriend will also be able to see their father during the weeks/months of Ms. Britney's tour.



  59. 59

    k-fat!! haha i loveit



  60. 60

    eww, fukin fat and gross!



  61. 61

    Built like a telletubbie, small head and big body.



  62. 62

    Why isn't that calling the kettle black have another cheese burger you fat piece of shit



  63. 63

    Damn I guess when you don't have to work, you can really let yourself go

  64. J.Mo says – reply to this


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    I'm not a fan of Dancing with the Stars but I would watch to see K-Fed get in shape. Even if you don't like the guy he could look model sharp again after a season of training. Why oh why won't he have Britney back?!



  65. 65

    i'd still fuck his furry ass, he's a cute one!



  66. 66

    I really hope K-Fed punches you in the face. THAT would be awesome!



  67. 67

    this boy got FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!



  68. 68

    Umm, are you joking Perez….you must be joking… I don't think you, of all people, should be making fun of someone else's weight issue. Think about that, asshole. Oh my God, I can't believe what a fucking prick you have become! I really did like you, I thought you were a down-to-earth blogger; seems like you need to come back down to earth! WAKE THE FUCK UP AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE UNTOUCHABLE AND IRREPLACEABLE!!



  69. 69

    Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk – IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET… LG, YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!



  70. 70

    Re: Kate27 – DUDE…I THINK WE NEED TO JOIN FORCES HERE… I JUST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYMORE! I MEAN THIS GUY IS SINKING LOWER AND LOWER, HE NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT THE FUCK BACK TO EARTH! JESUS!



  71. 71

    Re: Punky B! – Dude yeahh!!! Welcome to the dark side :) lol
    sounds cool… let's take care of it!!! So are we like BFF's??? lol



  72. 72

    I HATE FREELOADERS.
    THIS GUY IS A LEACH!
    SOMEONE CRUCIFY HIS BALLS TO A CHURCH DOOR!!!



  73. 73

    like he isn't at least half as screwed up as britney: k-fed's such a publicity whore. at least britney can sing. going to agree with perez on this one; daddy's the one who looks like he needs to get rid of some pregnancy weight.



  74. 74

    OMG! He's ALMOST as big as Perez!!



  75. 75

    HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT, HE IS DISGUSTING!!!
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    JESUS MAN, GET A FUCKING TRAINER AND LAY OFF THE KRISPY CREMES!
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    LOSER.