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Madonna is said to have received 100 copies of the Stephen King horror film It following reports that ex-husband Guy Ritchie refers to his ex-wife by the name "It."

In case you were wondering, she did indeed receive 50 copies of the book as well. You know the book is always better than the movie!

The books and DVDs were delivered to all of her multiple homes, leading Hey Madgesty to suspect that they come from someone familiar.

According to a source, Guy has taken to comparing his ex to the film's villain, Pennywise the clown, who kills children. "Even towards the end of their marriage, he [Guy] would call her 'It'. He told people, 'We can't make 'It' angry'. Or Guy would say, 'Oh, 'It' is in a bad mood today'. There is absolutely no love lost between them."

HIGHlarious!

[Madonna image via WENN.]

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104 comments to “Tag Madonna, You're It!

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  1. 1

    LOL.. shes so hot……………….. pshh



  2. 2

    ahh. i hate clowns



  3. 3

    1st?



  4. 4

    Dude, what's her addy?

    I'll send her some adult diapers and a mask to cover that ugly mug as well.



  5. 5

    lol i wonder who did it



  6. 6

    shes gone from one of my favorite entertainers to one of the most annoying!



  7. 7

    I saw this film when I was 9 and it scared the shit out of me!

    Thanks for the picture not long before I go to bed.

    Plus I thought IT *Shudders* wasn't a book, just a screenplay?

    ……wait……am I first?



  8. 8

    Hahaha! Bitch deserved it.
    The one on the right is Madonna, right??
    She looks better than usual.



  9. 9

    By the way, clowns are fucking scary!



  10. 10

    That's actually hysterical!!!
    Props.



  11. 11

    that movie scared the shit outta me when i was little!

  12. aj says – reply to this


    12

    obsessive compulsive shrew. RIGHT FREDDY?????



  13. 13

    god that is probably the fucking funniest thing ever . . . isnt it true that when you cant figure out someone's gender, instead of saying he or she you say it?? i think thats why he called her that- he didnt know whether she was a man or lady so instead of saying shman he politely said it . . . how kind of him.



  14. 14

    if you think the movie was scary, its nothing compared to madonna nude about to have sex with you -that truly would be a HOrror movie.



  15. 15

    LMAO thats funny



  16. 16

    that is fuckin creepy!!!



  17. 17

    HA



  18. 18

    YIKES!!! Clowns are scary!



  19. 19

    Hey Majesty? wait, you finally learned to spell the other hey. gold star for perez for that. take 2 away for not proof reading again, it should have been her majestic.



  20. 20

    Look at those teflon cheeks! She used to be one of my all time faves but she has become a total clit cheese over the past year.



  21. 21

    LMAOOO OMG



  22. 22

    what an insult to that clown



  23. 23

    This movie scared the shit outta me when I was younger I hate fucking clowns



  24. 24

    funny, but she is a woman and is not nice to call a woman ¨it¨



  25. 25

    Madonna likes to play with "It!"



  26. 26

    It rubs the lotion on it's skin.

  27. @v@ says – reply to this


    27

    Gee, and to think I wondered why they're not going to celebrate their 50th. He's
    disrespectful, after all is said and done. He won't have any trouble spending 'it.'



  28. 28

    when someone is that childish…
    it just makes them look pathetic.



  29. 29

    LMFAO that is hilarious!!
    Poor Madge!

  30. VGirl says – reply to this


    30

    LMFAO!!!!!!!! I woul've loooooooooved to see this old lady - asalta cunas' face HAHAHAHAHA



  31. 31

    Ohh, I like "IT"



  32. 32

    LMAO!!!



  33. 33

    There is no doubt in my mind that that woman is evil… I mean, if ya want to call IT a woman.



  34. 34

    I don't blame him she is a b- it -ch! Best thing he ever did was get rid of that whore.



  35. 35

    I definitely see the resemblance.



  36. 36

    Who knew Guy had such a good sense of humor? LOL! Of course, I feel sorry for poor Pennywise for being compared to that hag!



  37. 37

    the resemblance is uncanny!!! LMAO!



  38. 38

    Got to love that Guy.



  39. 39

    Oh my God, watch that crazy Madonna fan come here with his 50 thousand Perez accounts.



  40. 40

    I seriously doubt Guy had anything to do with it, but it is kind of funny. Can't wait to hear Liz Rosenberg's spin on it.



  41. 41

    LOL
    funny shit

  42. p_nut says – reply to this


    42

    Hahaha i have a feeling that this nickname isnt going anywhere! Awesome.



  43. 43

    I saw that movie once; never again. It scared the beejeezus out of me. I'm none to fond of clowns these days either.



  44. 44

    Re: paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 – you're right, it's not meerly funny, it's motherfuckin' hilarious



  45. 45

    "They all float, they all float down THERE! Muhahahah" Scary shit.



  46. 46

    haha "I am EVERYTHING you EVER were AFRAID OF!"



  47. 47

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    THE CLOWN IS MUCH HOTTER! LG WOULD DO HIM! YUM!
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    LG IS HORNY FOR THE CLOWN!
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    .



  48. 48

    HAH, I am now a Guy Ritchie fan. "It" fits perfectly.



  49. 49


    "It" has , and still rules

    guy bitchie's semen clogged butthole
    needs to politely return all the cash he took from "It"



  50. 50

    Re: Oh Please

    no worries,
    we all know just how sorry you really are - - hahahaaaaaaaaaaaha!

    sssssssssnap*



  51. 51

    He's bitter!
    He needs to get over it. If he was sooo unhappy, why did they last so long? He could have left her if he really wanted too.



  52. 52

    OMIGAW!!!!! is that really LG on the toilet in his avatar?



  53. 53

    Coozin It ?? ;p
    I may have to see pennywise and pound foolish
    imdb.com/name/nm0006718/



  54. 54

    That's kinda funny but Guy is a major looser



  55. 55

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    LG'S IMPOSTOR IS BEGGING TO BE FINGERED BY THE CLOWN,
    THE MASOCHISTIC F%$K!
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    .



  56. 56

    Tim Curry is iconoclast! Good for her.



  57. 57

    Guy sure does love "It's " money though, doesn't he!

    And who doesn't hate freakin' clowns?



  58. 58

    Re: LG's impostor is FUNNY AS HELL! – #55
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    SURE I'M A GUY ;)
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    FUCK OFF LEONA PACKS-A-PEEN! EVEN YOUR 'FRIENDS' LEFT YOU!
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    DISEASE INFESTED MAN! TWIGGY!

  59. k-lee says – reply to this


    59

    hahahahahaha



  60. 60

    lmao

    thats a really good book



  61. 61

    Don't you think Guy earned every last cent? I do. I really truly think Madge has jumped the shark…big time! I used to look up to her, now I feel like looking away.



  62. 62

    Hahaha!!! i hate clowns im terrified of them ever since i was little and saw the movie even the friendly ones like at kids birthdays freak me out cuz of "It"



  63. 63

    That's so mean — comparing that poor clown to Madonna!!!



  64. 64

    And you know that because MAdge told you???
    Idiot! There's always been a lot of rummors around Madge and this is the most ridicolous one i've ever heard!
    If Guy is indeed referring to her as IT then he has a lot of issues on his own… why would he call that to the mother of his child??? He obviously couldn't care less about MAdge's daughter Lourdes and I think that's the key of their broke up, I am pretty sure he misstreated L and Madonna was just sick of it!



  65. 65

    There is a thin line between being a concerned mother and being overcontrolling and overbaring. IMO you can't walk the stage in barely nothing and then forbid your children to watch TV because you think it's depriving. In doing so, you are denying them knowledge of the real world. That is not only hypocritical, but also dangerous because they will have to live in it some day. The same goes for her ideas on food. Sure you want your kids to eat healthy and wholesome. But there are treats that make being a kid special. She imposes her own distorted take on her body on everyone else. As a father, Guy must have been frustrated as hell with Big Sister watching all their moves.



  66. 66

    When is scary Madge going to do a TOTAL over-hall on her personality, her religion and her selfish attitude. She could be pretty but her ugliness inside is beginning to pour out and ruin her looks. Madgy baby: first, get rid of the name Madge! You might as well refer to yourself as something like "Ruth" with name like that. Mmmm hot NOT! Ever since I saw Truth or Dare, I realized what a total bitch she is, not to mention she shamelessly and HEARTLESSLY wears fur when she's supposedly SPIRITUAL! She knows DAMN WELL what happens to animals when they're electrocuted in the anus or skinned alive!!! She is an IT on the inside and now outside. Your 15 minutes are up bitch, now start eating something to hide your heinous veins and grow a larger heart.



  67. 67

    hahahah!! perfect.



  68. 68

    The It is pathetic. Old hag needs to reap now what she has sown her whole life.



  69. 69

    Re: WelshChick88

    It was a book first. Hollywood has adapted like 30 of his books and short stories into movies by now. The Shining, The Mist, The Shawshank Redemption, Carrie, etc.



  70. 70

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT is too funny!!!!!

  71. Beej says – reply to this


    71

    Oh, for crying out fucking loud! So he made one mistake with nomenclature and she gets a 100 copies of a Stephen King book? Hardy-har-har! People are fucking dumb. And for the record, Pennywise was one of the cheesiest movie villains of all time. Now, Killer Clowns From Outer Space? You can't touch that.



  72. 72

    Did you and Madonna had a fight?
    because it is not the first time you are "laughing" over her face.
    Tell us…she dished you after you "promoted" for free her tour???



  73. 73

    Why is he doing something like this? Pennywise is such an adorable clown…
    I love It!!! haha



  74. 74

    LOL I totally thought of Pennywise when I heard that:D



  75. 75

    no he didnt fight with madonna.he still call her queen supreme.perez is like that.he makes fun about everything.he loves madonna cause she really is a genious.ur hot baby.cant wait to see u again. madonna 4rever.and fuck guy.madonna must be laughting at u.and perez dont need to promote her tour.it was already sold out



  76. 76

    madonna is hot and better than him



  77. 77

    Re: chicky – listen guy is a loser.she respect him a lot and this story is bullshit.she never said nothing wrong about him.and madonna is amazing.she is the top.she is unique.and her atitude is glorious.we are with her till the end cause theres no one like her.she will always be the QUEEN



  78. 78

    What wonderful role models of civility for their kids.



  79. 79

    Hilarious ? He is a juvenile jerk. She is the mother of his son.He should grow up and show respect.He is 40+++ not 18. Wanker



  80. 80

    Brilliant.



  81. 81

    Her face may look like Pennywise the Clown (although the clown has nicer teeth) but her pu$$y looks like Sasquatch! I think referring to her as "IT" could be catchy!

  82. AMO says – reply to this


    82

    I can't believe you're making fun of her. I guess now that you have Britney, you don't need Madonna anymore? You know Britney's using you though, right?

  83. swiss says – reply to this


    83

    im just surprise it took him this long to come up with that name!
    i used to work for a supermodel' with an extremely bad temper and she who must be obeyed was referred to only as IT from the beginning!



  84. 84

    Figers Guy would stoop that low! I mean he did say he doesn't want her money, but look how much he got. He's such a loser! Madonna's getting older, SO WHAT, all you haters out there that think she is an IT, will get ugly and won't even look HALF as good as M. Body AND face!



  85. 85

    HAHAHAHA this is the best story I have ever read on Perez in the 4 or so years i've been reading…



  86. 86

    honestly, weather or not its true. this is some funny shyt! lol.



  87. 87

    HA HA HA ! he really nailed it . she is such a classless moron. what a burn



  88. 88

    Re: Cattac – Oh ok. I know his books have been adapted into films, got a few just thought I remembered hearing that IT was just a screenplay. Thanks



  89. 89

    so Madonna's true form is a giant spider?



  90. 90

    I thought her publicists response to this was great:
    "IT" hasn't been in a bad mood, since the divorce"… Classic!!
    You GO Maddy! Ritchie is just jealous because Madonna has
    a HOT boy toy and she didn't waste any time finding someone to replace
    Guy Ritchie.



  91. 91

    Re: former M fan – Fuck you.



  92. 92

    Re: AMO – yeah, Perez is just a pissy queen. He's not loyal to anyone. He'll be trashing Britney in no time, just watch. The only reason he's up her ass right now, is because she used his fat, ugly mug in the opening video of her show. BAD move, Britney. Perez will be stabbing you in the back before you know it. He has no class and no respect for the people who helped get him where he is. Hopefully his 15 minutes will be over soon.



  93. 93

    Re: KEEFER – I'm sure she doesn't give a shit what he calls her. She's rid of him.



  94. 94

    whyyyyy won't she use some filler or fat injections in her cheek bones… they scare me :(



  95. 95

    Madonna, could you just gracefully retire and stop showing your vagina? Your daughter and sons need you to NOW be a mother and stop showing everyone how HOT youre NOT. Stop already. ENOUGH! You are not attractive and you're music was good in the 80's.



  96. 96

    LOL OMG SOO FUNNY!



  97. 97

    He sounds like an immature douche - no wonder she divorced him! I'm surprised she tried so long to make it work but probably only for her kids. I always wondered why she married him in the first place. I can't imagine a guy less likely to be a good match for her than someone like him.

  98. Laxer says – reply to this


    98

    Truly funny…..expensive but funny!



  99. 99

    i HATE clowns!!!! TEAM RICHIE!!! she's nothing but an old smelly douche!!!!



  100. 100

    i like the movie its scared me
    but calling madonna it is funny
    cause i think of the clown in the gutter taking the boy down there
    hahahha

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