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The Gossip Girl star cracks up while lunching at Bossa Nova on Monday.
Ed Westwick is laughing maniacally because ____________.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
FIRST you slutbucket freaky deeky hooker tramp bitcheeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!
First !! Because he is hotttt !!
Something funny happened.
he is jerking off under the table.
that other guy is playing with his pud under the table
I give… tell me!
Brit-Brit pulled it off last night..
…he saw Perez sneaking french fries off of a stranger's plate.
he knew you would post his picture!!!
he just saw your performance at Brit's concert=]
because his lunch partner's is playing footsie with him.
Because he's freakin' hot–?
’cause he is hot.
because his pal just said "no one has a clue that you're gay"
because he likes it in the butt
because hes soooo sexy lol
doesnt make sense but well WHATEVERRRR ;D
Ed Westwick is laughing maniacally because … Drew barrymore is under the table.
Cuz he stopped using colgate for yrs…
because he just saw Perez get the shit fisted outta him in the alley by a brotha in a big red top hat!
… because Chace just told him that he forgot the condoms - AGAIN!
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HE WAS JUST TOLD LG'S FAVORITE HALLOWEEN JOKE WHAT DO GHOULS EAT FOR BREAKFAST? GHOST TOASTIES JOKE!
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He's thinking, "I'm rich, bitch!"
Ed Westwick is laughing maniacally because Penn Badgley thinks he's the star of the show.
Re: LaDiva is the only true Diva on PH – Can I stick my dick in ur pic?
TMZ had this YESTERDAY
Because he is going to rim Chace's butt again !!!!
…Blair just poked her eye out with a headband.
he's in sunny LA while NYC is covered in snow!
I LOVE Ed Westwick =)
because…He's Chuck Bass !
his evil plan worked
You've drawn a cock spurting into his mouth, I don't get it?
It was suggested that he might be straight.
thishotmess.com
Re: Big Black Dick – Ahh so you like my avie huh…
because he's Chuck Bass
He saw the pictures of you as Queen Elizabeth.
because him and r-patz had it off last night :L
he looks like ROBERT PATTINSON.
Ed Westwick is laughing maniacally because HE JUST GOT A TEXT MESSAGE FROM LINDSAY LOHAN
Worship me BITCHES!
AWWW I LOVE HIM HES TOO CUTE!
bc hes fckingg sexiee
Because he has a flat face.
he desperately needs attention
because the hampster in his ass is trying to get comfortable
Chace is telling him all about this loser name Lindsay who keeps txting him.
he jizzed and his pants were so tight it hurt.
Because he is damn hot.
Because he is hot, hot, hot!
Because someone told him he could do better then yer one he's banging!
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I can't remember her name, yer one from the show with the boxers nose and frizzy as shit hair!
hot anyway
Chance crawford is giving him a tug job under the table cloth.
he just saw the naked vanessa hudgens pictures!
im chuck bass!
he just got off his text from trickin chace into givin him a mean blowjob…
HE FUCKING SCRUMPTOUS
Coughing up what He swallowed earlier!?
Because someone just told him that people still watch Gossip Girl.
Oh and he's gay.
…rectum? Damn near killed'em!!!
…..He thought something was funny. (ohhh what a concept.)
there is a white dick hovering by his face?
this is easy, because he is so damn hot! he must think it's very funny being that hot;)
Because he's sexier than everyone else… come on Perezzzz he's totally got sex appeal to a T, don't hate!
…because…more than half the fans STILL think he's straight.