The Pivert Loves His Tuna
Filed under: Jeremy Piven
Will the Pivert ever wise up???
Jeremy was spotted in Miami this past weekend chowing down on both calamari salad and tuna tartare, mere months after the actor dropped out of Broadway's Speed the Plow due to "mercury-poisoning"!!!
The mercury dramz of the year has been filed for arbitration by the producers of the show and a ruling on the legitimacy of Piven's poisoning cry will be decided soon.
FYI, doctors recommend at least a 3 month break from foods with high levels of mercury (such as tuna) after a bout with mercury poisoning.
Sounds fishy!!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 4, 2009 at 12:30 pm
WHAT DID HE DO AGAIN TO BE FAMOUS??? REFRESH MY MND PLZ
F-tard………
PEREZ JUST LOVE POSTING ABOUT Z-LISTS CELEBS LIKE HIMSELF
Let him fish it up….the world may be a better place without him.
Tastes like chicken………..
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MORE TUNA MORE$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Ugh he's so slimy and disgusting, shit for brains apparently too.
I don't care what you say about him.
I love Jeremy Piven.
He is HOT!!!!!
……..
what a tool
It's weird, it's like Actors and people in Hollywood are so used to lying and never getting busted that he isn't even trying to cover up the fact that his story was fake.
…she needs to douche! Or she is a douche! What? This isn't a girl?
Re: Long Dong Connery – Good one….
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Hi. I dont find him hot, not that theres anything wrong with that, but hes fuckin hilarious. I love him. Do you watch Entourage???
Perez, lucky for him he has a pile of Emmy's to console him after reading your posts.
Re: yankees21 – Hey. Yes, I do. I love that show. He is hilarious!!!
I just think he is very sexy, but I'm glad you don't find him hot.
(As you said, not that there is anything wrong if you did)
Did you see Jeremy's little niece with Will Farrel in funnyordie? I think it's called The Landlord….
hucking fot!!
didn't he drop out 3 months ago?! times up… FISH FOR EVERYONE!!
love Piven!
Ummm….. it's been 3 months D-Bag!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Of course, pearl looks just like my daughter. I knew it was Adan Mckays (will's partner) but its interesting that thats his niece too.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Mckays daughter. oops
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Re: yankees21 – best scene ever…..when he was on speaker phone kissing some ass…..but fisting his hand behind the guys back……….i can't think of anyone out there that could do ari……………………and the shrooming freakout episode…..bahaha…..tv gold!!…….pardon the pun
Re: mamajud – I'm a big fan of assholes cause i am one myself. He's the biggest asshole on TV. I know exactly the episode you're talking about. I love him and lloyds relationship and how he talks to people. I have no filter on my mouth either so he is proof that you can be a lovable asshole.
Re: mamajud – Re: yankees21 – I think that is why I love Jeremy so much- he is such an asshole, but a funny one!
this dude is such a dork
Why didn't anyone take a photo of him eating this? I would have and sold it and would be a millionare.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Re: yankees21 – after all….isn't freedom of assholity why we hang out in this little pink room?
Re: mamajud – well said!
Re: yankees21 – thanks douchebag……lol
Re: mamajud – nice
Re: mamajud – Re: yankees21 – LOL! So true!!!
Dumbest story ever.
Somebody should just throw him back in.