Miley's Had It Soooooooo Rough!
Oh, poor Miley Cyrus. She's just had such a tough life!
The Disney slut is promoting her shiteous new book, Miley Cyrus: Miles To Go, yes, an autobiography at the age of 16
The great piece of literature hits stands on Tuesday and what better way to promote the book than by releasing some sob story?
For example, did you know Miley was teased and bullied at school? Those kids must have known the real Miley!
Cyrus' book mentions that her pre-teen years were “friendless, lonely and miserable." She says, “The girls took it beyond normal bullying. These were big, tough girls. I was scrawny and short. They were fully capable of doing me bodily harm.”
One time they even locked her in the girl's restroom. Says Miley, “They shoved me in. I was trapped. I banged on the door until my fists hurt. Nobody came. I spent what felt like an hour in there, waiting for someone to rescue me, wondering how my life had gotten so messed up.”
Somehow, we hope the publishers did their background research and verified all her "stories" were true. We wouldn't put it past her to make shiz up!
She also talks about her short relationship with Nick Jonas, referring to him as "Prince Charming" and saying, “It felt like the whole world stopped. Nothing else mattered. Deep down I know we weren’t being our best selves."
She keeps beating that dead horse! Meanwhile, Nick Jonas has never really talked about his relationship with Slutty.
Cyrus continues: “Classmates would say, ‘Your dad’s a one-hit wonder. You’ll never amount to anything – just like him.’”
Blah blah blah.
[Image via WENN.]
Vintage Justin Gaston
Again with the MIley Obession Mario?You need medication your sick
Jealous aren't you Mario because you know its going to sell better than that bag of leaves you wrote….
Boy Mario I'll bet your rectum is about to explode when she sells 18x more books than you did and she's only a 16 year old teenage girl!
He DIDN'T amount to anything. If it weren't for her shockingly fruitful career, we would not have even remembered his name.
her face just looks so wrong. she's so ugly! really!
oh pllllllllease
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Well theres a book I won't be buying….
Whenever I see pics of her I think of that Pink song… "I can go for miles if you know what I mean" lol JK
but perez, picking on Miley is weird :S
Her BF okay but her no.. :S
Oh boohoo. As if you're the only one who's been bullied ever, and there are people who have it worse than you. I'm bullied because of my depression, which is hard for me.
way to advocate bullying u fat prick
Wtf does she have to write about at 16? How did she get out of the restroom? Lol, they locked her in it.
I think her bullies were right, wasn't her dad just a "one hit wonder." The only song I can recall is Achey Breaky Heart.
i doubt she was locked in the bathroom for an hour and nobody noticed. a lot of the stories in these kinds of books are made up so i wouldn't be suprised if she makes up a few stories as well. i won't be wasting my money on that book.
why dont she just write her resignation from disney? i dont like disney because of her…and zac efron. haha
Re: 80s_Chick – lol so true!
Looks a little Lourdes here.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUJEALOUS PRICK, YOU SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS BRITNEY WOULD YOU? NO SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
hmmmmmm…… I felt really uncomfortable reading this. She's a kid Perez
an autobiography at the age of 16? I really hope her career ends after this then
omg i know! i cant believe thats her idea of a hard life ha i mean every other teenage girl gets picked on growing up! are you kidding me?!
i think those kids were right. eventually her fans are going to grow up and find somebody better, actually the Jonas Brothers could be that "something better"
and by the age 16 I had more to write in an autobiography than she does! more horrifying than getting shoved in a bathroom………..ooooohhh scary.
so i guess they don't care if the book is a single chapter?
Re: RedWingsFan – The saddest part about you commenting is the fact you sat at your computer and signed up, uploaded an icon, and then confirmed your account just so you can talk about how pointless perez is.
SMART.
Being a jealous, fat and talentless bully yourself, we all know you would defend the bullies of tween girls…..you are one of them, Pigez. Just look at your post, calling this teen girl a slut and a liar, saying she deserved to be treated like crap and teased? You need the shit beat out of you, that is what all bullies need, a good ass kicking!!
she's too young to have a autobiography! at least wait until you're 30, geez. you've haven't even lived yet.
God Perez….you are such an as*hole. I think you are hated far worse than you know.
Re: Perez Is a Liar – Thank you…very well said.
By the way, all you idiots that think the book is about how horrible her life is, you are stupid. This is all Pigez wants to discuss, about the book. The book is targeted to young tween and teen girls, written by a young girl that they are interested in. It is a general synopsis of her life in and out of the spotlight. Why, you ask…..because a lot of little girls love this girl! Why in the hell does Pigez attack her (and every other young, famous and pretty starlette) at every chance, this is the question you should ask yourself…why are you defending him and justifying his horrible actions? Shame on you….
If it was your precious Lady Gaga or Katy Perry who said that they had a troubled childhood and were bullied at school, you would've been all up in arms.
Wow, I can't believe you are so mean to this girl. So she has a book that teens like her will enjoy. SO WHAT!? You wrote a book too, and it's not even about you, but basically it's about how to be "famous" using someone else's name!!! Ten un poco de verguenza, Mario!
She has got to be the most ANNOYING person on the planet. WHO CARES!
Kids and perez can be cruel. Poor Miley
i heard this last week perez
on hollywood tv
your loosing it
and i'm glad she got bullied
although now herself she's a bully
She is a child, not a slut. Get over it Perez. What is your problem?
omg she thinks her life is hard?
someone should fricking stab her in her ugly face.
leave the poor girl alone, she's just a kid…..although I do note, if that's the worst she's had it, she needs to wake the fuck up and stop being a fucken baby…..
Hey Perez, are you trying to get people not to buy her book so yours doesn't look like a failure? You sound like a dumbass, read the book and you will see the girl isn't whining about her life. The book was very good, she wasn't complaining, she was just sharing her experiences. Oh yeah, and there is a part where she talks about meeting and hanging out with CYNDI LAUPER! go ahead, be jealous, but you will only continue to make a fool out of yourself like you did last year, but in case you didn't notice, you didn't ruin her career then and you won't do it now. Don't get mad because she actually has more stories to tell at 16 than you ever will for your whole life.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on 40 plus personals site
[ 40 P L U S S E E K I N G . C 0 M ] last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Mario, You are such a fucking loser! Miley has talent…..you don't..go figure! Why don't you worry more about your ass rash rather than a 16 year old that has heart and soul and is good! Not a jealous idiot like you! GROW THE FUCK UP!
miley SUCKS.
pereze, generally I appreciate your commentary and wit, but dismissing her bullying as possibly HER fault was uncalled for. I think you hit post too fast on that one.
Hey Miley… SHUT UR PIEHOLE U DUMB WHORE!!! EVERYONE WAS BULLIED OR MADE FUN OF IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!! Ugh your sob stories make me wanna barf
She may be annoying to anyone over the age of 20, but in her defense I'll put out there the fact that when this child has to perform she has to perform, and lip synching or not, she works a very energetic stage show that pulls in mega-bucks. She also works on a disney tv show, so the kid has to put time in for her $$. This is unlike some pathetic cut and paste princess we're all familiar with who clicks computer keys cutting and pasting information for his blog. The best thing about Perez's blog are the commenters. Without them this is nothing.
Yeah, ’cause you're such a fantastic and accomplished writer, Mario. Just look at the trash you've published and let's not mention the completely terrible grammar and spelling employed on this website.
You're my guilty pleasure, though!
I think the story about her being bullied is great (not that she was bullied) b/c it shows other teens that even 'stars' have it tough in school. If that other Disney chica you were all hot over wrote this you'd be singing her praises. You're a rather fake person, aren't you? How many here think that if Miley's camp reached out and offered to have him be a part of t her tour, all the slut shit would stop and we'd get to read about how wonderful she is?
you have to be kidding. do you have some kind of quota you need to reach like how many times you can call her, a 16 year old girl, a slut? she's far more succesful than your nasty, fat self. when epopel hear your voice, it makes them wanna puke. miley had some #1's last year so what? you have to call her slutty cuz shes a better person than you? you're nasty "perez" and stop making fun of underage stars.
Perez I READ this ALREADY. You just COPIED and PASTED… don't you get busted for PLAGARISM? Ever? I've been watching some interviews of Miley. And like it or not but Miley is RICH Miley is SUCESSFUL at 16 year old… I sure she has A LOT to write about. If a BLOGGER can write a BOOK… then a 16 year old ACCOMPLISHED SINGER can write a book. Her book is for her FANS. I remeber when the SPICE GIRLS had their BOOKS I was all over it when I was KID!
I really do enjoy your site but I have to say - seriously, get off Miley's ass! She's a young girl who's done nothing wrong and you just keep taking jabs at her. Meanwhile, you have nothing but kind words for that trashy, skank Angelina.
at least her book is on the shelves….yours is probably in a bargain bin somewhere….
And before she's even 18 she's got to contend with Perez Hilton (A GROWN MAN) bullying her daily on this very blog site.
I actually heard Miley in an interview on the radio yesterday in ATL and I liked her. I could've cared less about her before but she seemed pretty cool. So I will not make fun of her anymore. The bitches who picked on her were probably fat, zit-infested dykes.
whys it so hard to believe she was picked on? Celebs say all the time school was hell for them. I thought you'd feel for her, Im sure your gay ass got picked on all the time too. Stop with the making fun of miley shit, its creepy and really old
Re: gypsygoddess – That's because Perez choose the least flattering pic to use and we all take these type of pics. Fortunately for us we can deleate them and don't have to be judged by them.
Re: dananatl – amen
Perez you're a fucking asshole.
Re: reblandroid – Why not show Miley the empathy you would like from others. It's very healing to bond with others on similar experiences. It helps us see we are not alone.
Re: brookevvv – Did Miley say she had a hard life…noooPerez said this…think critically, instead of just taking everything you read, as 100% truth.
omg its so obvious she makes this shit up for sympathy….suddenyl all stars were "bullied" and "hated" and blah blah blah "my lifes so hard being so richhhhh and so famous and blah blah blah love me coz im slutty"
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SHUT UP MILEY NO ONE CARES ABOUT UR SILLY LITTLE LIES
LOSER
Re: simone1 – Obviously you care because you are on this post commenting.
Is she going to tell us about her boops job already ?
Why does anyone care and why would someone pay to read a book about her life??
Realy Mario?? You sound like ONE OF THOSE BULLIES!? She's a CHILD….seriously dude go pick on a queen your own size honey.
Shiteous? Really? I had to force myself to put it down.It really is a good book and it probably will sell alot more than your book did.
PEREZ! You are to Miley Cyrus and Chris Brown is to Rhianna. STOP IT ALREADY! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING CRAZY YOU APPEAR TO NORMAL PEOPLE. YOU ARE 30 YEAR OLD BALL LICKER AND SHE IS A 16 YR OLD GIRL!
STOP
STOP
STOP!
Take a look from the outside looking in. She is a child. Just like Vanessa H. Enough. Unhealthy Obsessions!
is this a joke ?
yeah miley cyrus trying to pretend her life was miserable ahahaha
you wanna see miserable come at my school honey…
i think she is too spoiled…
i don’t hate miley but i don’t care about her…
everybody has a broken heart once in a while…
so stop acting like a victim… you should be strong, but this is the proof you are not…
seriously, it makes me laugh… most people who suffered in their lifes don’t want to talk about it nor write a ******* book ????
funny funny funny …
btw…nobody gets bullied for no reason…
You are a very sick man. I wouldn't exactly say that your book will ever be considered a classic, nor would I imagine that you tell the whole truth, nothing, but the truth in your forgetable book. You don't seem to be much better than the "GIRL" you are consistently dissing. When you write the great american classic, then maybe you might be credible. Until then STFU and get over yourself. You are a gossip rag…a papporazzi and frankly, we all know you don't amount to much. You rag on Teens, because the "adults" of this world aren't effected by your words. Frankly, it's a little sick. Tell me Mario, how are you NOT a bully yourself.
Re: gypsygoddess – and your pretty, right? Keep dreaming little one.
Re: gypsygoddess – Speak English much?
The only thing that pisses me off more than her annoying voice, pedifile boy friend, creepy hill-billy dad, and her ugly face is the fact that people call her a child. Come on people get with it. She's 16, not 6. If she can live in her own seperate wing of the house, if she can drive, and if she can date a fucking 21 year old I think she has graduated from child. As for the radiohead thing, I love it! REAL musicians will respect other REAL musicians, go figure.
Re: OPRESOR – What the F are you on?!?!? Perez is to Miley what Christ Wife-beater brown is to Rihanna?!!? Yeah because saying someone is an idiot and a self-centered drama queen is the same as someone beating the sh*t out of someone else and threatening their lives. Yeah exactly the same.
wow Perez you need to get over this Miley thing.
I mean you and your ghost writer wrote a book together…why can't she?
And its wicked obvious that your jealous of everything she has, a nice body, fame, money, a hot boyfriend…just get over it…spank your inner moppet and move on
Perez Please be nice, she's only a kid with a ton of money!
Mario Mario Mario - you need to seek professional help. Did the girls at school used to pick on you too? I mean you probably had bigger boobs than them and were more feminine. Did they roll you around in flour and look for the wet spot? LEAVE THE KID ALONE! You need to get laid….on second thought ewwwwww!
Puta
Mario I know Perez is a character and you go overboard a lot but come on, you can see she went through a lot of stuff when she was younger. Cut her some slack man.
Don't get your panties in a twist because you're scared her book will sell more copies than yours, douche.
By the way, skimmed your book, and it pretty much blows. Thanks for taking 5 minutes away from my life.
STOP picking-on underage girls you creepy homo Mario…!!!!!!!!!
what a bitch.
BULL FUCKING SHIT.
I don't believe ANY of it. She wants people to think she had a hard life but she is such a spoiled brat. Why would she even write a book at 16?! What has she accomplished in her life that people MUST read about?
Why do her parents let her go through with these things…to live and learn?? She's making a fool of herself! I don't understand what interesting things she has to say in a 16 year old biography when she barely reached puberty at 12. Did she go on a secret mission between those years? My life is more interesting than hers and I still have more to come before I start writing a damn autobiography! Man, she's gonna regret writing this years from now when he "innocent" little memoir comes back to haunt her. Ugh…
OMG I LOVE MILEY
okay,
nick jonas dosent talk about it because hes embrassed that he ever liked this piece of white trash shit.
poor nick.
and also,
miley sure does bragging that she went out with him.
SINCE SHE NEVER STOPS TALKING ABOUT HIM.
I'D HAVE LOCKED HER SILLY ASS IN THE RESTROOM, TOO.
Despite all her success, Miley is still only 16. Give her a break. I'm sure the book's audience is intended to be very young girls. If they like it, GOOD, what do we care?
no one cares about her or her wig wearing dad… put them both out to pasture…
get over how much you hate her
the book was amazing and she was so sweet
also im sure you are jealous shes making more money from her book then you are from yours
lmfao, wow, freaking ridiculous! everyone has a rough life & are teased and shiz. who cares, we movee onn.. and UNLIKE YOU most of US don't have millions of dollars. but at least I have talent, yay! eff miley so stupid.
LMFAO PEREZ, you're hilarious. Can you honestly make fun of her writing? Half the time your grammar.spelling isn't correct. You're just jelous Miley's book is going to fly off the shelves while your book just sits collecting dust.
she is so fucking snaggletoothed and weird looking
Your mother must be so proud of you mario! Her 'shiteous' book is probably going to sell more than you stupid guide to be like a paris hilton or something! I don't even know!
i think she WAS bullied at school, i mean, everybody gets bullied… but maybe she's just blowing things out of proportion and making this a huge deal when in reality it's not that huge. Also she sounds a little too much like "the victim" here… and yeah, it's awful to be bullied, i was bullied at school so i know how it feels like… but in the part where she says that the sandwich was her only friend (LMFAO) she sounds like she's the only victim, too "misunderstood", you know??? besides, writing an autobiography at the age of 16??? isn't that too soon??? like, you're not that famous or important, miley!!!
i think that you're being prejudiced. you dont know miley's childhood. Besides, what's the problem if she wants to sell the book? i thinks it's going to have looots of sales. Live your life and let others live their lives.
she'll sell more books than you mario
it annoys me that she has bigger boobs than me and she's almost 2 years younger than me.
-.-
oh my ! shes like fukin 16 why does she have an autobiography?
she sucks ass !
If she thinks being locked in a toilet cubicle means her life was messed up, then she's REALLY got some living to do. Fucking twat.
Hahahahaha her book is doing much better than yours yet you dare to call it SHITEOUS!!!!
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RESPECT SANTA MILEY!!!!!
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Now you make fun of her being teased and bullied at school??? **cough**cough** we all know you were an easy target at school, a chubby gay ass that could barely speak english and had rotten eggs on his lunch every day, boy your classmates adored to beat the hell out of you, no doubt!
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Why do your expect her publishers to do a research on the veracity of the story??? Why do you care that much? And if you DO why don't you research on it??? You know better than anyone how hard school is for freaks so why are you sooo surprised???
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What is it left for Nick to say about SANTA MILEY??? He can't bash on her cause she is a wonderful girl and he can't say he misses her cause the new girl might feel a bit too "cuty"… and are you 16 again? This is sooo highschool
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SANTA MILEY WINS THIS ONE, SHE BECAME A STAR WITH SOLD OUTS IN EVERY ONE OF HER VENTURES!!! KEEP ON SANTA MILEY WE ALL LOVE YOU!!!!
Re: icecream28 – very well said!!!!!
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LET'S SEE!!!
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So according your recent reports Miley Cyrus is a rich phenomenom slut with her autobio recently published where she describes how she was misstreated at school, amazing cause I think she is not done with school, looking for some sympathy from freaks and others abused at school.
She is also dating a much older gay guy who according to your reports just moved in to her dad's place but still manages to get around and fool with some dudes (not you of course) and she is probably having sex with him as you "proved" in the "exclusive" pic you posted of her sitting on his lap…
To make things worse the 16 year old tried to get an autograph from the band she loves but they totally snubbed her cause they would never talk to someone Miley's age…
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Is it just me or all of this ridicolous reports make no sense at all???!!!
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okay. so i've talked to girls who actually went to school with miley and they all said she was a bitch and was part of the popular group. yeah.. oh miles… i'm so sorry that you grew up being part of an elite cheer squad that daddy payed for you to be on. and i'm so sorry that you grew up never having to work for anything in your life. and i'm so sorry that your poor little life has been so terribly hard. yeahhh… well … back to reality, where people have to work for what they want, NOBODY CARES! stop crying and bask in your fame. jesus. i hate it when celebrities try to make people feel sorry for them
yeah. your dad is a one hit wonder… well his one hit paid for everything you've ever had. so stfu and go cry to your gay ass i-can't-get-a-girl-my-own-age boyfriend.