Miley's Had It Soooooooo Rough!
Oh, poor Miley Cyrus. She's just had such a tough life!
The Disney slut is promoting her shiteous new book, Miley Cyrus: Miles To Go, yes, an autobiography at the age of 16
The great piece of literature hits stands on Tuesday and what better way to promote the book than by releasing some sob story?
For example, did you know Miley was teased and bullied at school? Those kids must have known the real Miley!
Cyrus' book mentions that her pre-teen years were “friendless, lonely and miserable." She says, “The girls took it beyond normal bullying. These were big, tough girls. I was scrawny and short. They were fully capable of doing me bodily harm.”
One time they even locked her in the girl's restroom. Says Miley, “They shoved me in. I was trapped. I banged on the door until my fists hurt. Nobody came. I spent what felt like an hour in there, waiting for someone to rescue me, wondering how my life had gotten so messed up.”
Somehow, we hope the publishers did their background research and verified all her "stories" were true. We wouldn't put it past her to make shiz up!
She also talks about her short relationship with Nick Jonas, referring to him as "Prince Charming" and saying, “It felt like the whole world stopped. Nothing else mattered. Deep down I know we weren’t being our best selves."
She keeps beating that dead horse! Meanwhile, Nick Jonas has never really talked about his relationship with Slutty.
Cyrus continues: “Classmates would say, ‘Your dad’s a one-hit wonder. You’ll never amount to anything – just like him.’”
Blah blah blah.
[Image via WENN.]
Vintage Justin Gaston
First of all… saying "Oh this is pointless, everyone is bullied" doesn't make it okay. Second of all… this book did not have the intention of reaching an audience of creepy 30 something males who sit online all day. Clearly the pre-teens, tweens, and teens have an infatuation with Miley and her life. This is to feed the curiosity but to also give hope and inspiration. This is just a passage that you chose from the book but if you read the whole thing- which I doubt any of you did- than you would have a good reason to comment. Anyway, the bullying thing wasn't written so that Miles could be like "Oh wow look at me, feel sorry for me"- but to show the people out there right now that ARE having a similar problem that THEY are not alone… no matter how alone they may feel. By being honest about her past she is giving them comfort and allowing them to relate to her and see that if "Miley Cyrus" (that i'm sure is a hero to a great deal of them) can get through it, than so can I.
And Perez i'm sure if this was someone that you actually liked, like Katy Perry or someone, than you would have a completely different reaction. Which is just sad. You are an insecure, pathetic bully and the fact that you call teenagers twats and sluts is despicable.
whos mario????
someone plz tell me!
im so confused!
and just saying, i think miley is gorgeous
she IS a slut but i think she is so beautiful, and shes ruining it by being so slutty
that nasty brat is soooooooooo ugly! What is up with the horse teeth?
awww…poor miley…using a sob story to sell your shitty book…
Re: justjuicyk – thats just what i thought.but i dont think you'll need it even at 30…
They locked in the bathroom? That's it?? BOO HOO Miley. Oh wait was this before or after that job she supposingly had cleaning toilets. She was pushing that story around not that long ago. AND she was a cheerleader. Is it my imagination or does she twist her past around to suit her current needs? Get over yourself Miley and go away.
Re: windyclear – Sorry to bum you out Fun Governor.Run along now and have a nice day
seriously?? like are you for real right now? you say you hater her. then stop talking about her!!! haha your like in love with her, but guess what. she and nobody else loves you! your going to die alone living with your mother and your 1 dog teddy who probably doesn't even like you that much. so suck it
Re: reblandroid – bo fucking whoo to you
And u think she is making it up perez u are really low
cry me a fucking river miley!
you spoiled bitch.
jeez, that annoys me more than any other miley stunt.
I like her hair…
I think if she keeps going the way she is Nick is better without her. She went on way too long about him in that book (I read the parts she spoke about him) I wish she would go back to being a little more conserved
hey perez what r u jealous. lets see u write a book. u wont even sell one book. QUITE MAKING FUN OF MILEY CYRUS. ur just so jealous, and ur such an ass for making fun of a 16 yr old
Boo fucking hoo.
aww poor miley, she got locked in a bathroom and was bullied…well i hd an abusive father and no one gives a fuck. so what? why do celebrities feel they have to make people feel sorry for them, so pathetic. Cyrus is an epic fail.
shoved in a bathroom? oh boo friken hoo….man i have a better life story at 16 then this chic, my god….sad that she was bullied and all but there are far worst tragedies then a few mean girls,
i mean seriously does she honestly think someones going to read it, most of her fans can't even read a short story book yet alone a bloody auto biography
and what does she really have to sayat sixteen anyways apart from the obvious of nothing intelligent…if she wants to write shit then write children stories for you fans, not some retarded biography *rollz eyes*
Re: bizetch7 – LMAO amen, I was sexually abused and i 'm not going to write about it or bitch about it, instead i write novels;) of fictional characters and circumstances, bitching about your life won't change what happens so get over it and start new, not write some stupid auto-biography about how you were apparently locked lin a bathroom, i mean if it was at school SOMEONE would have heard, i mean Don't people need to use bathrooms regulary(when i was elementry/middle school you would always find at least four or more people going in and out of the bathroom) so her tragic life story seems a bit far fetched if you ask me, and good for Nick Jonas not bitching about his reationship with her, shows who really is the mature one in that past relationship, and who doesn't have to sleep around with 21 year olds to feel good about himself
mileys song dancing??
how weird
Here I am, dancing in the wind
My back to your face
I see the ocean apond us, near to my feet
You've be smiling the whole time, never said a word
And I said what are you thinking of, makes you smile that way
And you said
You
Your eyes
Your smile
Your face
I've been taking you in a while
You
When I'm around
You seem to light up my world
And turn me ’round and ’round
You
I just wanted to laugh
Or cry
That was so beautiful
What you just said
But then you turned silent again
As I lifted up my knife
You said, before you kill me
Remember this
And you said
You
Your eyes
Your smile
Your face
I've been taking you in a while
You
When I'm around
You seem to light up my world
And turn me ’round and ’round
You
Then I really started to cry
And I bawled
And I put down my knife
And took you inside my house
And I told you that I love you
Then we did it
The next day I woke up
After being up all night
Screaming
I look over to you
And I started to smile
And then you said
Why the Hell are you smiling like that for B**ch?
And I said
Your eyes
Your smile
Your face
I've been taking you in a while
You
When I'm around
You seem to light up my world
And turn me ’round and ’round
You
Chorous X3
I'm so glad for you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Are you fucking kidding me??? Oh yeah, she's REALLY had it rough. She's been teased by the other kids in middle school. I'm sorry, but that doesn't not classify as a "troubled childhood".
Why don't you try being 9 years old, throwing out mom's vodka bottles hoping that she wont buy anymore. Because maybe if she wasn't passed out, drunk on the couch for one day you can go play with friends from school rather than stay home and take care of your 5 year old sister and 1 year old brother. You have to get them fed too, because mom is still sleeping by dinner time. And dear old dad is in staying in the city overnight again, because he has an "early meeting"… again.
At least she fucking had a childhood. I bet she got everything she ever wanted, nothing she deserved, and nothing she needed.
And no one I know even knew who her dad was until her face was suddenly plastered on every magazine.
Normal people write autobiograpies later in life after they've accomplished something good or lived a long meaningful life…. I'm pretty sure that doesn't include getting a TV show when you're too young to have any perception of responsibility or understanding of consequence.
Did her parents let her get a boob job? Sure does look like it, all of the sudden she is wearing all these tank tops and shiz. And Mario you are a DOUCHE for talking trash about a 15 yr. old…You have the mentality of a 13 yr. old, so there ya go….
wow miley cyrus was bullied.
bull shit.
she can see that demi lovato is taking over her spotlight so she uses demi's story to reach out to fans
real classy
Why can't you just leave her alone? Really stop attacking her, she is just a teenage girl. jeeze. I have boys that i refer as my prince charming. is it that big of a deal? & why do you always call her a slut. get over your self.
Why are you so bitter?
She may not be perfect, but you should keep in mind two facts-
1. She's a teenager.
2. She is a hell of a lot more talented than you will ever be.
I'm sure returning to her massive house with her expesive crap helped ease the pain. One thing I can't stand: Celebs looking for sympathy.