Warning: Stay Off The Streets Of London!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Amy Winehouse
Be very very careful while on the streets of Londontown. Wino wants to start driving!
Back from her refreshing marathon stay in St. Lucia, Amy Winehouse is reportedly eager to learn how to drive because she wants "a cute vintage car" to cruise around the streets of her new North London suburban neighborhood in.
Driving is just one of the things Amy is trying to occupy herself with to avoid the temptation of drugs and alcohol. The recovering singer is also sparing no expense to have a gym and sunbed installed in her new home.
Friends are hoping that since "Amy’s got such an addictive personality that hopefully her gym will become her new vice" and that driving will keep her sober.
But she's already soooo skinny!
Eating and massages = better than driving and working out.
[Image via WENN.]
yes, you would know a lot about massages and eating in place of working out, wouldn't you mario?
Ah she is with Nick Grimshaw! FIIIIIT
The Gym?? That's what's up!
Start on the residential streets boo boo! LOL :^)
Happy 4 her….
second ???
ew
Is that bottle in her ass?
As long as Amy doesn't forget that the stripes on the road aren't liquid, she'll be okee
Is that Clay Aiken?
SO WHAT IF SHES SKINNY, U DONT NEED TO B FAT TO GO TO THE GYM
actually gym would be great for her and her self esteem. She could gain muscle instead of burning it. So Perez stop sounding stupid
perez, wheeeeee
excercise clears your head and increases your appetite
woww perez im not a creeper or anything but im surprised you didnt draw something extra on the beer bottle the guys holding….its just too easy!!
eating and massages better than working out and driving? oh and i guess stuffing youself with chocolate is on that list too..
oh, you'd know lard lad, you big glob of fat shit…
Re: stained_fruitcake – No, but she did open it with her butt cheeks! She learned that trick while on vacation.
Maybe she's leaving a urine sample to show how clean and sober she is.
niiiiicccccceeeee…..is he shoving a beer bottle up her a**????????
she looks so cuuuute here! good for her, im rootin for her!
ps. the gym actually gives you energy and increases your appetite, but if she got addicted it could be bad. here's hoping…
heyy if she's not smoking crack, then let the girl drive. no harm in that. wish her the best.
She doesn't have an "Addicitve Personality" She is a spoiled rotten little skank who wants to do whatever she wants. Hey London bouncers, here's an idea, NEXT time she decides to attack somebody in one of your bars, do your job and throw her out into the garbage in the back alley straight on the road. Maybe a few bruises, and landing in a puddle of vomit and garbage will teach her you can't just go around attacking people.
Stoopid… you dont need to be skinny to go to the gym… IDIIIIIOOOOT !! Since when the gym is only to loose weight?? Oooh I get it… Thats the idea all ignorant people have
I smell a DUI in the making!
how the fuck does amy winehouse have 12 mill?? shes only realized one album that wasnt even successful, even though critics liked it . . . does not make sense to me.
Don't you just hate it when some random guy tries to make love to you bum with his beer bottle? WTF? Isn't anyone else SEEING that????????
Re: harrybalsac – xoxo
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Amy Winehouse is well on her way to being at her most fierceist! i say we all leave her the fuck to it!
GRIMMYY!
SHE HAS BAD BODY ODOR!
Slag (Not amy, you)
Lmfao nice bottle in the fooo foo!
ewww wipe your beer Bottle!
How about getting a urinal installed also!!!
Re: harrybalsac – LMAO
Look! It's the Amy Whinehouse life size bottle opener! Just pop in your favorite bottle and she'll clench her sphinctor and your booze is open!
She looks hot in this pic.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING WITH THAT BEER BOTTLE?
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yeah that bottle is, um, in an awkward spot.
So instead of busting people in the face, she'll be running them over in her new car.
She looks so much better. Hope she stays clean.
Is he removing or placing that bottle in her bum?
It wouldnt shock me if chris brown and her hooked up. Match made in heaven.
where's that beer bottle going?
TAKE THE UNDERGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh* Who is THIS dude? Why does she have to be such a whore.
Nick Grimshaw!!
I'm just confused with the beer bottle she's getting banged with…
she's probabaly already sliding back to raging addict by hanging out in the bars.
she looks sooo good!
PLEASE tell me someone noticed the bottle placement, I'm not the only one am I? Pictures' worth a thousand words.
P-Baby Can't believe you missed the glassy container in the 4th point of contact….Got to love it.
Too bad he can't spin it faster.
is it just me, or does that beer bottle look like its about to give amy winehouse a cavity check?
She looks pretty good, now she needs to get back to work we're all waiting….
WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING WITH THAT BOTTLE AND AMY'S ASS???
DD
lol %))
She actually looks sort of healthy in this picture…….at least compared to what she used to look like! Good for her!
Where is the bottle in his hand going!!!
ewwwwwwww where is the other end of that beer bottle?
Best Comment Thread EVER! lmao
hhahah such a SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bullies, following around a crackhead and laughing at her
AHH! Grimmy is well kwl! xoxo
Is she LOVING that bottle up her ASS or what??
Perez -Someday you're going to actually have a life and when that day comes and YOU have something unhappy or even tragic happen to you, don't be surprised at the lack of compassion for you. Someone will be there to make your whole life into a cautionary tale and to make you a laughing stock. You are very mean-spirited and negative. Thta's why people feel so dirty and ashamed to admit reading your "column." I mean really, you're nothing but a big fat ugly homo who wqlks all over others to make youreslf apear relevant. And absolutely no one gives a fuck about your mangy-ass dog!
Anyone else notice how it looks like his beer bottle is up that tranny's ass??
TFF! =D
I loves me a hot mess Amy! WooWOo!!
shes starting to look great again
she was sooooo hot, im deffo pulling for her
Yeah, she should tone up, do some weight lifting, tone up. pilates, yoga and eat - chases those cravings away. And she should eat healthy. Why the hell not? She can do it if she wants to. I believe that if is a person expresses INTEREST in something productive or positive or creative you should support them. Most of these haters probably don't get up from their couch. She's already looking so good, she only stands to get BETTER AND BETTER!
working out & eating healthy would be a better addiction than drugs/alcohol, but its unlikely she can replace crack/heroin with working out &food…
Re: Lilie – He can't help it. He is stupid. The gym turns fat into muscle. Amy will GAIN weight by working out. Not lose it. And what the fuck would a fat, balding knock-kneed bastard like Perez know about the gym? Nothing. Donuts, slandering people and pretending to be a woman are all this pig knows about. Oh and lying in his Manhunt profile. Nope, best to take anything Perez says with a few grains of salt. He's not exactly an intellectual giant. More like a small pea in a large bowl of white rice.
GRIMMY IS FIT AS!
Amy Is so Adoreable these days She must have gone to daddy spears treatment facility im so proud of her even though shes not that far into recovery
looks like the bottle that guy is holding is going right up her ass!