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Angelina Jolie On The Run

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Y'all know why Angelina Jolie is booking it in disguise, right?

She's smuggling Octo-Mom's babies in that huge backpack! She stole them from the hospital!!!

You could cram like, 20 premies in there!

Okay, just kidding, she was just filming in D.C. this weekend, on the set of her new flick, Salt, in which she dons several different disguises.

But if anyone can save the Suleman Octuplets, it's Super Ange!

[ Image via Ramey Photo Agency. ]

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75 comments to “Angelina Jolie On The Run”



  1. 1

    At least she can afford to provide for the kids she has. Octo's kids would be better off joining the Jolie-Pitt pack.

  2. ddee says – reply to this


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    She needs to stop running, she is already malnourished…she needs to keep all the calories she can….WALK ANGELINA PLEASE WALK!!!!



  3. 3

    I love her.
    Why'd you ruin her face with your stupid doodles! Wtf!



  4. 4

    That's the funniest shit I've heard so far this morning! I also agree with ddee and PopForBreakfast!!



  5. 5

    So today your head will be up Angelina's pu$$y….or will it still be up Madonna's asshole?



  6. 6

    How not funny.



  7. 7

    Getting old there Angelina. Looks like you ar ebeating Jennifer Aniston in the "lets see who looks older" game.



  8. 8

    she looks like she's concentrating very hard on how to run……



  9. 9

    I love u perez but is it possible for you to climb further up "Super Ange's" ass??



  10. 10

    Those children would be much better off, even if I do not support Angie, I'd prefer her over Octomom.



  11. 11

    i do like angelina but i can't believe she is only 33, she looks older then that.



  12. 12

    Re: guilty of being white – he's going to multi-task and do BOTH!



  13. 13

    Why doesn't she just break up another marraige and get her new husband to adopt them?



  14. 14

    YAWN……..



  15. 15

    OH YEAH….and…JENFRAUD is a MORON!!!



  16. 16

    lol run Angie run



  17. 17

    she amazes me …she has never kept a pound of extra weight on…



  18. 18

    Whose husband is she chasing now?



  19. 19

    THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH YOUR STATEMENT PEREZ…..

    1.-Angelina do not like American babies. She has such a "dislike" towards her country that she even travel to Cambidia and France to delivered her biological babies…She will never ever adopt American babies….

    2.-What make you so sure that the Octomom's babies will be better off with Angelina? As far as we know her 6 children do not have a home, school or friends. They spend their life in hotels, private planes and rented houses. She refuse to make sacrifices for the good of her children…And she is a nut case…Remember she used to cut herself with knifes?.

    Both women are creazy. The diferrence is one of them is rich.



  20. 20

    How about giving one to poor Jennifer Aniston? She oh so claim she wants to be a mother. This way she doesn't have to ruin her body and hair she oh so protects. Aniston is a proof your hair and body CAN drive men away. Brad, Vince, Paul Sculfor, all rather NOT have that hair and body, and went for real and loving women.



  21. 21

    I've seen stills all over the place from this shoot and I have to say she looks ridiculous. Is the same hair person who did her afro wig in Take a Mighty Crap doing her wigs for this? Angelina dressed as a student doesn't fit any better than the image of this emaciated stick of wood trying to look capable of running more than 5 feet.



  22. 22

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    HER EATING DISORDER IS APPALLINGLY EVIDENT HERE!!!
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  23. 23

    She looks too frail to run.



  24. 24

    Re: lolaxbunny – #6.
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    SWEET?
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  25. 25

    Re: canuckistani – #23.
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    HONEY A FIREPLACE MATCH HAS MORE BODY FAT!!!
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  26. 26

    YOU ARE A FAGTARD PEREZ, YOUR NOT FUNNY! SHE IS FILMING A MOVIE IN D.C. YOU FUCKFAGTARD……………………………



  27. 27

    Re: COCACOLA – Crazy whores and crazy home-wrecking whores stick together.



  28. 28

    SHE IS A CRACKHEAD…….SHE SHOT UP HEROIN WHILE PREGNANT WITH HER KIDS…..

    PLUS

    SHE HAS THE HERPES



  29. 29

    please! she can`t handle her own kids, she can`t handle 8 more kids…….



  30. 30

    Good laaawwd!!! Someone get this chick a fuckin' porkchop, stat!!!!



  31. 31

    Re: silverfox – Yeahhh. I think that's was established in the fuckboy's comment "Okay, just kidding, she was just filming in D.C. this weekend, on the set of her new flick, Salt, in which she dons several different disguises." DOH!



  32. 32

    I figured she was running from Octo-Mom…



  33. 33

    Angelina is gorgeous no matter what she's doing….I wish she would steal those kids, but they're probably going to grow up creepy like their octo-mom!



  34. 34

    This might be your funniest paint caption yet, P-Nasty.



  35. 35

    Maybe you are on to something genius…. Your lovely Santa Angelina AKA husband stealing Beeotch who only adopts children to try and make people forget she is a bloodsucking skank…oh but off course I veer. Maybe just maybe she should adopt all 14 of crazy eights babies and then hire a nanny to care for them all…Then , maybe she could actually start to redeem herself and I wouldnt dislike her so much ; P



  36. 36

    Re: Jenfraud – Nobody is talking about Jen.. it`s you who gives her importance, it`s you who is obsessed with her, cant`you see it ????? , if you don`t like her then don`t bring her to the conversation, is it that hard for you ????



  37. 37

    Good lord, eat a cheeseburger or something!!



  38. 38

    Where are my comments calling Angelina a skanky, nasty, whore? She needs to get out of this industry; it mades her who she is and she thinks she's too good for it. She's going to raise some of the most arrogent, diva-ish kids.



  39. 39

    "mades her" haha! made her who is she.



  40. 40

    Re: guilty of being white – Hopefully not up Madonna's a$$hole, it's filled with roids.



  41. 41

    I feel like Angie could easily take care of like 100 kids.



  42. 42

    Gain some weight Jolie!



  43. 43

    Ha ha, she looks so crazy but I bet the movie will be the shit.

    Octo babies in a bag, so funny.

  44. pina says – reply to this


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    this piks is….no comments..it just… idk.
    it makes me feel sorry 4 angi..she looks horrible!
    help her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  45. 45

    Skanky



  46. 46

    Nasty



  47. 47

    Lying



  48. 48

    Husband Stealing



  49. 49

    WHORE



  50. 50

    The movie will be just the way she looks in this pic….awful!



  51. 51

    Re: stupid girl – Ha ha, you rock!

    Jolie with blonde hair makes her look more slutty. I refuse to pay money to see any of her movies.



  52. 52

    I thought this bitch was retiring from doing films??? So PLEASE fucking retire already…I'm sick of your face everywhere!!!

  53. DaLa says – reply to this


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    "But if anyone can save the Suleman Octuplets, it's Super Ange!"

    No, it's called CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES and the sooner those babies are adopted by sane people into real homes the better.



  54. 54

    Somebody dropped a burger .. and she couldn't help it



  55. 55

    i thought this bitch was done with movies already, please please quit



  56. 56

    So sad, she said a bizillion times already that she will quit for good to be a woman for Brad and to take care of her brood yet she is out there running around in ridicolous outfits, and don't tell me that she can't choose what she wears in the movie cause with the power she has she can influence anyone even media to turn her into a humanitarian angel and almost a saint!
    So another movie of her being a spy and making out with her co-star… Brad must be soooo relieved to be some day sans Angie, a month of not having his balls constantly squeezed must feel sooo good right Brat???



  57. 57

    *UGH*

    she is so disgusting! seriously, stop giving her attention. she is an anorexic and herp infested (its TRUE btw….thats why she had c-sections with her own births) disgusting pig. she is a HORRIBLE mom, who uses her kids for photo opps (ALL of her former nannies and securty have confirmed this). she doesnt even care for her own kids, the nannies do. child protective services should investigate HER!!! no stable home, no constant education…. do the kids even have any friends? she makes me want to vomit…… quit kissing her ass perez!!!



  58. 58

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    HOPEFULLY SHE'S SPRINTING TO MCDONALD'S!
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    Re: Gigi7 – I scrolled back to see what Fluffy Kitten had written - you're right !!! LOLOL !!
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    Okay, I'm being a prig, but they were filming this morning — not even all that close to my office, maybe 10 blocks down — but the traffic was TOTALLY backed up, and yes, it really was a pain. I just don't get why they can't wait until after rush hour, you know? Seriously, traffic just at a dead stop, and that's a bit rough when you are trying to get to work.



  61. 61

    You're so lame Perez….gay gay!



  62. 62

    Re: Fluffy Kitty – Lol good one!



  63. 63

    Re: LULU~* – 63.
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    HI LULU!!!!!!
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  64. 64

    Angelina you are insanely gorgeous, super talented, a mother of six and a humanitarian as well as married to one of the hottest guys on the planet. You're awesome but you're kinda making the rest of us look bad! Oh and honey, remember how hot you were when you had a bit more shape - eat something with some carbs girlie!



  65. 65

    A lot of people are commenting on how thin she is, but someone did say in an interview about Angie, that she's the type of person who is constantly moving and running around and working so maybe that's why she's so thin. Still a burger couldn't hurt.



  66. 66

    oH peRez! U R funny as hEll!



  67. 67

    oH peRez! U R funny as hEll! damn funny! LOL



  68. 68

    Hahaha great caption on the photo!
    I LOVE YOU ANGE!



  69. 69

    All of you are fucktards. Grow up and do something better with your lives other than sit around a bitch about somebody you don't even know. Does she insult you people about your lives? NO. My goodness!

  70. I.Z. says – reply to this


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    I thought the bitch was supposed to retire to focus on her family, wasn't she?



  71. 71

    Is it just me or is she really starting to age fast? Her face is so thin and so lined…she looks so frail…The pics where you can see her bloodied leg are really scary because the legs are like sticks. Scary- not sexy. Audiences only want a sexy young action Angie, not this. Please- go home, get some sleep, eat some food, give up the hard stuff. Put those kids in school- yes, school! The producers on this film must be worried. I guess she'll be off soon to buy the best plastic surgery that money can buy



  72. 72

    SUPER HOME WRECKER ON THE LOOSE…HOME WRECKER…HOME WRECKER…

    SHALANE MCCALL, ROBIN GIVENS, JULIETTE LEWIS, GWYNTETH PALTROW, LORRIE M, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE, DEMI MOORE…BUSY ADULTERER…

    SHE IS LOOKING LIKE MADONNA…THIN…FRAGIL SKIN…WHITE AS A GHOST…SHE DOESN'T LIKE AMERICAN CHILDREN…IS HER WAY OF PIMPING HERSELF GETTING KIDS FROM OTHER PLACES…IS TRUE SHE HAS NOT SACRIFICE NOTHING OF THE KIND FOR HER KIDS…THERE ARE MANY REAL ACTORS/ACTRESSES THAT HAVE A STABLE HOME WITH A SENSE OF SECURITY FOR THEIR CHILDREN BUT ANYWAYS WHO CARES ABOUT THE HOME WRECKER…WILL ALWAYS BE A HOME WRECKER…



  73. 73

    Perez, you crack me up! :)



  74. 74

    Uh, no…she's the last person those kids need as a "mother". ALL of those kids, not just the infants, need to be in stable NORMAL environments. Lets not forget all the kids she has; how about the fact that the older ones had to endure years of neglect and poverty? They need to be removed from where they are and placed some where safe, some where where they are more valued. Placing them with this Jolie bitch will only make them feel the same, neglected. Besides monetarily, why would that environment be any better than that Suleman chick?..It wouldn't be! I feel bad for the Jolie-Pitt kids too, especially their biological children, because they bounce from country to country, are usually with one of the nannies, and have no consistency in their life. The last kid they adopted, "Pax", they changed his entire name when they adopted him! How fucking fair was that? She has all those kids as trophies, she has to come back with a new trophy from each country she visits.



  75. 75

    You know what's going to be funny…what if Mario finds out that Angelina, his precious ray of light, use to mess around with John Mayer? Think he'll flip the switch and mock and resent her? Obviously that's whats going on here…he hates any chick that's either dated or fooled around with John Mayer. So pathetic! He will never look at you the way you look at him, he just won't. So stop torturing yourself, and most importantly, stop attacking these innocent women (J Aniston, J Simpson, J Hewitt, etc.)! You have been acting like such a self-righteous prick for quite a while now Perez, stop it now before there's no one left who can stand you!