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Beyonce's Hips Don't Lie

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Whoa!

They must have somehow liquified Beyonce and then poured her into that dress!

Beyowulf squeezed into the slim sequined dress for a music video shoot in New York City's Tribeca neighborhood this Sunday.

10 seconds after the director yelled "Cut!" the dress burst apart, shooting sequins like missiles into the eyes of onlookers!

[Image by Pacific Coast News Online.]

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    1. 1

      DAYUM! check yoself before you WRECK yoself!



    2. 2

      beyonce got back



    3. 3

      and side



    4. 4

      damn…..



    5. 5

      dang! her and michelle obama are on the same diet…



    6. 6

      there are just so many things wrong with this outfit.



    7. 7

      Oh baby when you talk like that
      You make a woman go mad
      So be wise and keep on
      Reading the signs of my body….



    8. 8

      well that fat's gotta pop out somewhere



    9. 9

      I'm all for a nice curvy body, but that is disgusting.



    10. 10

      is she wearing high-cut briefs? lol

    11. D-boy says – reply to this


      11

      LOVE IT!



    12. 12

      that has to be padding…. bitch wishes she was JHUD :)



    13. 13

      those are some serious baby-making hips.
      not flattering at all.

    14. aw says – reply to this


      14

      nice curves B! wish i could wear that!



    15. 15

      And we care because…?

    16. aj says – reply to this


      16

      yuck



    17. 17

      she's hot

      but she's no britney



    18. 18

      It takes that many men to carry her ass!



    19. 19

      wow. she is hot!



    20. 20

      GET SPANX ON THE LINE BECAUSE WE HAVE A HIP, GUT, AND THIGH EMERGENCY!



    21. 21

      WOW!!!
      Shakira, Shakira!!!



    22. 22

      you're all such haters, she's so beautiful..you all wish you looked as fabulous as her!



    23. 23

      :S



    24. 24

      wait i dont get it… did the dress burst really happen? or was that just one of perez's bad jokes?



    25. 25

      that just looks retarded

    26. Sonas says – reply to this


      26

      HOLY SHIT



    27. 27

      too much of a good thing…



    28. 28

      why does she look deformed?? what's happening here?/ I'm frightened!!



    29. 29

      that's nastay! lol.



    30. 30

      "10 seconds after the director yelled "Cut!" the dress burst apart, shooting sequins like missiles into the eyes of onlookers!"

      I can't decide if I believe that or not. It seem both too ridiculous to be true, and yet overwhelmingly plausible.



    31. 31

      that looks terrible. VERY ILL-FITTING

    32. kewa says – reply to this


      32

      she looks like a mermaid….in a non cutsey disney way. haha



    33. 33

      All I can think of is……

      WIDE LOAD. Her backside probably looks like a mack truck



    34. 34

      WTF? I feel embarrassed for her. Is it just me, or is she getting uglier with age? I used to think she was beautiful, but now…um, no.



    35. 35

      The dress is gorgeous, but it looks like Beyonce gained some weight and she squeezed herself into a corset underneath her dress.
      I think she is going to be huge like Aretha Franklin when she is older.

    36. LilyV says – reply to this


      36

      That has to be padded! The dress "V" doesn't help. But come on. That can't be real.



    37. 37

      That looks abnormal.

    38. Laury says – reply to this


      38

      Oh, so just because she has wide hips, she's fat? Way to make women feel good about themselves, Perez. You of all people shouldn't judge someone because of their weight. So she has curves. Whatever. Not everyone has to be skinny like your precious Angelina, who, by the way, doesn't look very healthy. I'd rather have Beyoncé's body than fucking Angie's.



    39. 39

      DAYUM



    40. 40

      The dress is too tight on those hips!!



    41. 41

      eww!!!!!!!



    42. 42

      fucking hot wowowow.

      love it.

      u are all just jealous. probly skinny or either fat in all the wrong places. she is cute. she is def wearing a corset tho.



    43. 43

      OMG, what stylist would allow someone to dress like that? WTF, it must be another awful House of Dereon number!!!



    44. 44

      It is nice to know she uses such diverse background talent…NOT!

      I guess the Asian and white male dancers were shit out of luck.

      Guess the same rules of "diversity" do not apply to black artists. Double standards and hypocrisy. Double standards and hyprocrisy. Typical.



    45. 45

      fabulous dress!
      it's totally padded - reminds me of early american dresses with side crinolines and hoops.



    46. 46

      She's wearing a corset. Duh.



    47. 47

      that just don't look right.



    48. 48

      she is beautiful



    49. 49

      Even though I'm sick of her, I think she is one of the most beautiful voluptuous women around, but that pic is just so unflattering and horrible.



    50. 50

      whateva



    51. 51

      what the fuck!!!!



    52. 52

      She looks like Cinderella's step sisters! But they had things in the dress to make their hips and butt look that big!



    53. 53

      I'm all for curves..

      but thats just GROSSSSS



    54. 54

      Note to myself: never wear black g-string panties under a light-colored dress. :-(



    55. 55

      If you people seriously think she's fat, you need to get your eyes checked. The woman is wearing a corset, which makes the waist look very tiny, thereby emphasizing the hips. Beyonce has curves but in no way is she fat, and she is very much in shape.



    56. 56

      padded.



    57. 57

      Ew this would be totally cute if her hips looked natural whatsoever!



    58. 58

      I like her but that fruit shape is not very attractive there !



    59. 59

      She's into the "corset look." gotta hurt though.



    60. 60

      She isn't fat by any stretch of the imagination, but that dress must be House of Dereon like her Grammy dress… I love that she has curves, it's hot but she looks so out of proportion, kinda looks like a lamp or something??lol.



    61. 61

      wtf…please tell me thats padding or the dress is made that way. Those can't be hers



    62. 62

      I don't know why people are saying ew because I doubt 90% of you don't look anywhere near as beautiful as she looks…. but on a side note… that dress has got to be lifted like with those things people used to wear under their dresses to make them poofy back in the day



    63. 63

      She looks like shit



    64. 64

      Wow! She's got hips/ass like my mom! (Not hot)



    65. 65

      WOW THATS DISGUSTING



    66. 66

      I THOUGHT THAT HAD TO BE THE SHELL OF THE DRESS, LIKE BALENCIAGA'S LINE LAST YEAR (LOOK IT UP!) BUT YOU CAN SEE HER LEGS UNDERNEATH. . . SOOOOO GROSSSS!!!! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE ON A HUMAN?????



    67. 67

      Re: sarserella – When did unnatural wigs, clown makeup, and prom dresses circa 1992 become fabulous? I'll check wikipedia because I might have missed the update you read!



    68. 68

      Ewwww, I love curves on women`s bodies, but this is way tooo much, it`s like amorphus..she`s beautiful, but this isn`t flattering at all.



    69. 69

      the dress has that structured shape…. gosh… beyonce is beautiful and definitely not fat…
      if you watched runways from time to time you would see that dress shape has been there for a couple of years.. balenciaga, gareth pugh etc



    70. 70

      iSN'T dOG fECES (BLACK) TOO??



    71. 71

      She's so fucking annoying



    72. 72

      Is she doing an ad for the Purina Monkey Chow line?



    73. 73

      That is so uglY!



    74. 74

      Daaaayum, my grandmother would call those 'baby bearing' hips lol



    75. 75

      its sculptural.
      thats not her body.
      it looks suspiciously like a Balenciaga to me.



    76. 76

      I Love Beyonce but that is not a good look for her…WTF is going on with her MEGA HIPS..



    77. 77

      Re: carolineyy – It's a CORSET



    78. 78

      that dress isn't lok cute….at all!!!



    79. 79

      It's not humanly possible to look like that. I know she's got a very oddly shaped body, but that has to either be padding around the hips or she's wearing an uber tight corset. Whoever told her that she ever looks good should be shot. Everything about Beyonce is disgusting.



    80. 80

      Not pretty at all.



    81. 81

      Ugh that don't look good! One baby and her figure is TOAST!



    82. 82

      && this is a "real" womans body
      get it get it!



    83. 83

      Wow, not only is Perez swiping stories from other tabloids, he's also now just taking their exact headlines, too. (And lame ones at that)!

      Sadly, the Daily Mail still does, and will always have, far more class than this site. That ain't saying much.



    84. 84

      It's called a corset people.



    85. 85

      thicka than a snicka!



    86. 86

      Re: JazzyOhSoSweet! –

      Actually, it's not a real woman's body at all…it's padding and boning. Oh drat, you were SO close to winning the Perez PSA Award of the Day!…!



    87. 87

      She's beautiful but that dress is not flattering…



    88. 88

      You people are so incredibly stupid it's unbelievable. Go look up Victorian-era outfits.

      You can even see the damn corset under the dress! It comes down in a "V" shape, and has two sections over the V that curve outward over her hips. Are you really that stupid that you can't tell the difference between someone's body and a corset?



    89. 89

      LOL I'm getting a kick out of the people who think those hips are the result of fat being pushed downwards from a corset.

      IT'S PADDING.



    90. 90

      she definately has balls



    91. 91

      Re: QueenMab85 – See my comment just below yours. I wouldn't talk about ignorance of historical clothing if I were you…

      This is not based on a Victorian design, BTW. It's Elizabethan.



    92. 92

      EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
      I have to puke… That's disgusting…

    93. kaylo says – reply to this


      93

      I know a real woman has hips… but… this just doesn't look right. Somethings off…



    94. 94

      How can she have such a flat stomach and such huge hips dayum



    95. 95

      cute



    96. 96

      That is sooooo gross.



    97. 97

      Re: Starflower11 – What you may find disgusting then others actually welcome it. Nothing wrong with a whole lot of booty as long as you keep it tight and looking good!



    98. 98

      Corsets usually look good, NOT SO in this case.



    99. 99

      yall must not know fashion. This is a Theirry Mugler Design. He is doing the clothes for her new tour. GOOGLE Him and you will see that this is the style of his clothes, its supposed to look like that. Yall are pathetic. And HA! at the ones saying beyonce is FAT! She's not even close to being fat.

    100. fiona says – reply to this


      100

      Not a great body, just great clothes.

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