From the Scrapbook!

Filed under: Personally Perez > Dita Von Teese > Gloria Estefan > Nicole Scherzinger > Lady GaGa

What a wild seven days it's been!

From Los Angeles to New Orleans to Atlanta to Miami and back to El Lay, we've earned a bunch of frequent flyer miles this past week.

We got to hang with some of our favoritest people - Gloria & Emilio, GaGa, Dita and the Dolls - and we had soooooo much fun along the way!

Weeks like this last one don't come often! It was truly special.

Posted: Mar 9, 2009 at 4:22 pm / Email this »

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lovehateleavestay says – reply to this

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What about ur book signing!?!?!?!?!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Got pix of these bitches cooters? Oh wait, Dita's dick is bigger than yours!
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Perez you are a such a fame whore now. I miss the days when celebs ignored you. Blah….
b a t k i s s says – reply to this

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You get to have all the fun!
carolineyy says – reply to this

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ew dita von teese has a TOTAL MAN FACE, and gaga is a big loser
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick –
juniormo says – reply to this

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Ditta is just too pretty and too perfect looking. Wonder how long it takes her to get ready every day. You need to come to the South for your book signing. I mean to states like SC, GA, NC… How are we to see you?
carolineyy says – reply to this

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dita von teese's face is literally so UGLY, i can totally see how she would need to take off all her clothes bc its the only way to get male attention-EXACT SAME FOR GAGA.
MoonlightMassage says – reply to this

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Perez you lQQk fab!!! I'm jealous……
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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Whatever, Mario…
carolineyy says – reply to this

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but otherwise the pictures are cute i guess.
3l$@ says – reply to this

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omg your so lucky i wanna get fucked up with GAGA that bitch looks crazy someone i can chill with
FamousLouis says – reply to this

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No pictures from the sighning?

Fabu'LOUIS, 6am

PS: Love Emilio & Gloria!
OBAMA 08 says – reply to this

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You look like your hugging your mommy in the pic with GAGA!
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – Hey, Alice! I agree!!!
uncle eldon says – reply to this

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PEREZ WAS GETIN SOME GA! GA!
negrita says – reply to this

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miami is the best
305 til i die
gaga's outfit is cute
dita looks flawless
n got dam perez i thought ur fashion game woulda been on point with all the shit u talk but wow… BORING
lolaxbunny says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA! I love how you have Wayfarers in the first picture, even though on the Zooey Deschanel posted from earlier TODAY you called them "played out!!"

So is this you admitting that you lie, or that your fashion sense is terrible? How about both?
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – My grandma, Dixie Normus, used to read Alice in Wonderland to me at bedtime!
perezisallthatandabagofchips says – reply to this

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Are you wearing red wayfarers?
The ones you just claimed are "played out"
jimeli9 says – reply to this

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;)! lucky bitch perez!
mamajud says – reply to this

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from the scrap heap is more like it
britneyisthefritobandito says – reply to this

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i love love love all of them except pcd
Fire says – reply to this

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FATSO!!!! Your GUT is getting HUGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolaxbunny says – reply to this

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Also, in the picture of you and Dita, it looks like you have a gun or taser to her back forcing her to pose with you. It would explain the uncomfortable look on her face too.
DALE says – reply to this

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Lady gaga thinks she's soooo cool lol!,the only people who wear sunglasses indoors are douches.
dgoodness says – reply to this

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best life ever!
BlahGirls says – reply to this

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Are Lady Gaga and Dita as fierce as they seem???
Jolly411 says – reply to this

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Good to see you're back to your old fat self.
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Hahahaha…Hola! I just think Perez needs to remember the days when he was not only ignored but he was getting sued left and right. He's fallen prey to fame. Poor bastard is done. His website sucks now!
lozeli says – reply to this

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i love dita but i don't understand her eyebrows on that pic, they look like they've been pencilled in way too thick
JennyPoetics says – reply to this

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Perez you are looking slim and trim. Way to go yo!
Kiki120 says – reply to this

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It's really annoying that Perez flaunts the fact that he's a super-groupie. I don't care about Perez and celebs, I care about Perez talking about celebs. Soooo annoying. Almost as bad as when he posts pictures of his stupid dog.
Lol Girl says – reply to this

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FAMEWHORE MUCH?
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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cute
NickJonasIsMyMan says – reply to this

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lady gaga looks like she's about to bark on you. next time, refrain from touching people, or coming closer than 5.3 yards to them. it'll make them feel safer.
NickJonasIsMyMan says – reply to this

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*barf
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – This quote is Alice at her finest!
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
**GIRLCARDINALSFAN** says – reply to this

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Gloria Estefan is the only one in the pics that has any class! A little surprised she would even pose with you!
sheba08 says – reply to this

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Perez for a man who is not into chicks you get a whole lot action! LOL!
Naboria says – reply to this

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Hey Mario, you need tighten you abs a little
MichLuv says – reply to this

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famewhoring again, mario?
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: **GIRLCARDINALSFAN** – harry says hey.
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – WHAT? That makes my head hurt,both em!
slooshy says – reply to this

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1st pic was OK, but the last three caused my computer to have a skank overload
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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At least none of these ladies had to worry about being date raped
centralcal says – reply to this

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Hey, love the pic of GaGa.
Frag The Paps says – reply to this

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I just don't see it with Dita. She has a horse face. Huge jaw line, and clown makeup. Her body is ok, but the lid is not great.
miagrl says – reply to this

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Looks like you had an amazing week!

And you're so lucky that Gloria Estefan took pictures with you
Kittencaboodle says – reply to this

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You have really made the big time, Perez!
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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Re: RedWingsFan – #49 HAHAHA! Truer words were never spoken….
muffingrill says – reply to this

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I love these
Esp. Kim - her hair looks lovely
**GIRLCARDINALSFAN** says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – Hey harry, how's it going?
Nekha says – reply to this

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It's cool to see u getting so close and in contact with important people! I hope they can help u out to develop all your projects, u really deserve it. And hey, u look great in those
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.
The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
Alice: How do you know I'm mad?
The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.
Alice: And how do you know that you're mad?
The Cat: To begin with, a dog's not mad. You grant that?
Alice: I suppose so,
The Cat: Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.

You see?
JungianQueen says – reply to this

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You dirty, filthy bitch! I'm seething with jealousy right now. I'd toss every A'list celeb into a pit of fire to have on picture taken with Dita Von Hottie.
La última Diva says – reply to this

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SHAVE YOUR DAMN ARMS PEREZ! EWWWWWWWWW you hairy gorilla
JoJoStar says – reply to this

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Mario what's up with your spare tire and moobs?
DSummerfan says – reply to this

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Gloria Estefan needs more "Conga" & "Oye" songs badly !
Solaera says – reply to this

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God. Perez needs to quit inundating us with all of these useless cum dumpsters that he's constantly sucking up to. With the exception of Gloria, all of these skanks are so trashy it's sickening.
Jilly LaVern says – reply to this

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Perez, i thought you liked boys…but from the position of your hand in the GaGa pic, id take a wild guess that homeboys is searching for some VAJAYJAY
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – LOL!!!
alvin042498 says – reply to this

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I swear, your Mz Dita looks like a tranny
Princess87 says – reply to this

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Perez you're so lucky! Lady Gaga looks way wicked, and Dita is so gorgeous.
MissMaryLoubell_III says – reply to this

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The point of this thead - other then perez name dropping to feel famous - is……
dr2000girl says – reply to this

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GaGa!!!!!
jessounet says – reply to this

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eeewwww gaga is soooooo uglyy
GRADSTU says – reply to this

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PCD= BUNCH OF UGLY TRANNY MESS!!!!
evlditz says – reply to this

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our lady gaga looks firece!
bmoinc says – reply to this

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wow
LuckyNo.2 says – reply to this

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Loves it!! These pics are super cute..I especially like the ones with Lady Gaga and Dita Von Tees..GO on with your bad self Perez:)
MimooBaby says – reply to this

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Perez. . .I love your life. And may I also say, you are looking so incredible. Positively luminous and sparkling. You are doing something right.
Starbella says – reply to this

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perez should have her own myspace pages for his personal pics. according to all his commenters, no one seems to like him…right?
ariellee says – reply to this

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Re: DALE –
so true. it only makes you look stupid
Cronic Soul says – reply to this

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Killa pics ..kinda looks like ya were headin fo some nipplage thar mister in a couple
Celebeauty says – reply to this

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ew! Dita looks BEAT - she really needs to do something or something less with those eyebrows.. maybe less drawing in sweetie..it might help not make you look like such a tranny!
Kate27 says – reply to this

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How lame and how "strange" that most of this No-talents coincidentally are the ones featured in your site 24/7 and you always happen to have the "fresh" news and the old pics of each one of them…
Now to the pics, your forehead and chin are gigantic!!! You shouldn't be calling anyone fat or chiny cause you are the worst representation of what obnoxious is, also what's with the oily skin??? You are 30, you should be taking care of that oily skin, your outfits ugh just hiddeous… I can't believe Gloria Stefan agreeded to take a pic with you, she shouldn't jump in the Perez losers train…
maggiecat41 says – reply to this

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Dita Von yeesh! Put her back…she's not done yet!
So thats what death looks like.
Mike_Rotch says – reply to this

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looks like gaga had condomless sex with your arm..
*
get it tested
mercia says – reply to this

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whoa….dita is waaay too skinny. what's going on there?? you can see her chest bones.
VaJenna says – reply to this

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dear P,
WHEN YA GONNA LOOSE THOSE LAST 15(20?) LBS?
Karly Vega says – reply to this

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DITA'S eyebrows look like SHIT. I can see what she's trying to do, Elizabeth Taylor brows, but she is failing misrably! What happened? He brows looked fine a few weeks ago!
rachelshavon says – reply to this

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…….
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…….
Noooo Perez are you gaining that weight back??
…….
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hot mommy says – reply to this

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Dita's eyebrows are truly horrendous. she annoys me, and i just ignore her becacuse everyone should be able to do their own thing, but those eyebrows are just nasty!
JoeyDub says – reply to this

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I just realized how GIANT your head is

And Dita von Teese looks like a bag of fucking bones!
miss76wa says – reply to this

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Lookin hawt Perez!
fizzypop says – reply to this

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what is this, did you find the ugliest celebs you could and take your picture with them (except Mizz Gloria, of course). God, Dita is an ugly bitch and ladyBlahBlah was so much prettier in those high school photos, she is such a dog now. Woof!
Bananaxxx says – reply to this

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love all those ladies…esp gaga and the dolls…dita is beautiful!!xxxxxxxxxx
getoveritt says – reply to this

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and what's the message supposed to be here…. "LOOK! I'M ONE OF THEM"
GossipBoy says – reply to this

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you're such a lucky son of a gun for meeting all those celebs!!!
dinadlc3 says – reply to this

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ok, now that last week is over, on to sxsw!
party details PLEASE!!!
ohmyfuckingod says – reply to this

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Sooo lucky
why_hello_thar says – reply to this

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omg, dita is so beautiful. such a classy looking woman. looks like you had fun!
Sunday Love says – reply to this

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Isn't Dita a burlesque dancer ? So why so skinny honey ? Just eat !
msmichll says – reply to this

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where are the white marks you put on pics usually!??!?? …no inspiration this time!?
Sadie-- says – reply to this

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Perez you look like Beck's brother–so cute!!
Krista66 says – reply to this

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Do u see the orb over Emilio's head - somebodies spirit decided to show up for the pic - say cheese!
stephcan94 says – reply to this

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awesome!!!
hmm when are you coming back up here to canada?? you've got lots of canuck fans perez!!
vnyawst says – reply to this

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aaaww i love lady gaga
Blukat says – reply to this

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Mario, Mario, Mario. I think you love women. We know you love children. I *think* you are etiher bi-sexual, or if you love men, you have to be around women like Dita, or Gaga, or something like that. You could get married, you know, maybe sexless,but loving marriage, to a woman, with men on the side, and have it all. Have you ever considered it? These pictures betray that about you.
Also, when are you going to get your hair restyled. In the Dita pic, it looks greasy, bad hair products. Also, WHEN are you going to tame those EYE BROWS of yours? You'd look much better with them slightly under control. Ask Dita what she thinks. AND SHAVE. You don't look like a "He-man" with the whiskers, you just look sloppy. GROOM GROOM GROOM!!!
Now, get on with it.