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Midlife Crisis, Duh!

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Sneaky sneaky!

Madonna and Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz attended the Kabbalah Center's Purim party at the Kabbalah Center in NYC last night and tried to pull a fast one on us!

Oh, Madge.

We're disappointed you didn't try a little harder!

The Material Girl grasped for her youth by dressing up as a 50-year-old version of her daughter, Lourdes, while Jesus tried to sneak out unnoticed disguised in Joker face paint on the arm of Jerry Seinfeld's wife, Jessica.

Oh, but we see you!

Yes we do!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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133 comments to “Midlife Crisis, Duh!”

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  1. CHA says – reply to this



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    Mad likes it rough. Look at her bruise on her leg..

  3. 3

    What gave it away Mario the bruses on her thighs?

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  5. 5

    WTF! Was it Kabbalahween?

  6. 6

    She covered her arms so she wouldn't be recognized. Smart.

  7. 7

    Re: I Get No Respect!Re: LizardKinG – My fist slipped out a few times.

  8. 8

    It's the Jewish holiday of Purim (not that Madge is a Jew). It is customary to dress in costume (too much info to share in a blog - Google 'Purim' for more information).

  9. 9

    no really….who is she trying to be???

  10. 10

    Re: harrybalsac – LOL…..good one

  11. 11

    When are you going to start going to Kaballah classes, you star fucker

  12. 12

    That is creepy, it does look like she's pulling a Lourdes. Freudian slip I recon.

  13. 13

    Madonna,still a good woman.

  14. 14

    That has to be one of the more half-assed Joker 'attempts I have ever seen. Does anyone care about this?

  15. 15

    How ridiculous is she!!! Start acting like a lady of your age…you are not a teen or in your early twenties for idiot behavior…& no matter what your beliefs are no need to be ashamed or go to your worship place looking like if you are at a Halloween party!!!!!!!!IDIOT….IDIOT…….

  16. 16

    Madonna is pathetic. act your age bitch!!

  17. 17

    I think Madonna is going to get even worse as her daughter grows up. A bit of jealousy on the mother's part maybe? Especially if Lourdes starts getting more media attention.

  18. 18

    Re: Bushwack

    Well techinically the Kaballah is a branch of Judiasm…
    madonna is still a loser though

  19. 19

    Jessica Steinfeld sure is ugly.

  20. 20

    Re: Hot Buns – Need some butter on those buns?

  21. 21

    Re: Hot Buns – BACK OFF HOT BUNS………..

  22. 22

    thanks to Lola's wardrobe!

  23. 23

    Your sure that was a costume of her daughter and not LADY gAGA?

  24. 24

    Bitch betta work! She looks hot lol. Definitely NOT 50 lol

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    Re: harrybalsac – not at the moment. I'll let you know when it's time to butter the buns lol

  27. 27

    even with the stupid gloves you can still see the vein in her bicep… and her nasty old legs…i'd puke if i ate.

  28. 28

    Re: silverfox – madonna = bitch have a nice day!

  29. mvp says – reply to this


    she looks hot

  30. 30

    OK it was a COSTUME party relax people when ur 50 u better hope u look HALF as good.

  31. 31

    HA! I thought that was Demi Moore!!

  32. 32

    how is this outfit any different than what she usually wears, she always looks ridiculous and age inaprropiate, where's the news???? pathetic old hag

  33. mvp says – reply to this


    Re: Hot Buns

    you fat whore


  34. 34

    whatever she's doing, her face looks good.
    not too plastic.
    but it's her hands that give her real age away.

  35. 35

    She is the chick from the Watchmen - moron…

  36. 36

    Give that old WHORE a cane or a walker and change her Depends diaper

  37. 37

    Re: mvp – sorry honey I'm not fat but say whatever you want if it makes you feel better!! death? lol you're fucked in the head! get a life and quick have a nice day loser!!

  38. 38

    she looks like a feakin' idiot….an old bitch trying to look 12!!!!!

  39. 39

    Re: hard_candy – if i'm shaking my veiny, swoooshy vag around in front of crowds of thousands of people when i'm as geriatric as grammadonna..i'll start wearing Depends and check myself into a nursing home.

  40. 40

    Why does this roided-up sea hag always have to push her religion on others? I'm sure Jesus has better things to do than go to the Kabballah Center every damn night of the week. It's probably better than screwing her dried up, grey-haired twat though.

  41. 41

    That's just disturbing! I knew exactly who she was trying to be as soon as I saw the pic. I thought people were making more out of it when they said Madonna was jealous of her daughter but this confirms her craziness for me.

  42. 42

    It's really embarrassing to see Madonna trying to cling to her youth, instead of trying to age gracefully, seriously Madonna, grow the fuck up & get some class! You're not 25 anymore, try to have some dignity & stop acting like the person you once were - that's not you anymore for fuck's sake!

  43. 43

    yay purim. i walk by there all the time and i never see shit.

  44. 44

    wow.she looks hot for a 50.she is dressed with her daughter clothes.very good.perez u try a little hard.shitney sucks.madonna is way better.

  45. 45

    I could deal with this if Jesus was like 10yrs younger…or 20yrs younger …but their age difference is about 28yrs? The age difference alone is older then he is…

    I don't like it when men date with this range either…like with AnnaNicole Smith and that Old guy.

    Is she going to be dating Lourdes future bo's? - That would be really Sick.

  46. 46

    Re: DollBitch – It was a COSTUME party Get over it! She looks GREAT!

  47. 47

    Bet the bruise on her leg is from all the hard fucking with Jesus!
    Jessica is really fug. Jesus is always hot. Mad is cute.

  48. 48

    Why is Jesus with her?
    I mean it's MADONNA!
    but her P*ssy it's old and dusty!
    but she looks cute in that outfit though

  49. 49

    It's a costume party. Get the fuck over yourself, people.
    There're some real idiots in here.

  50. 50

    she looks amazing,better than last year.perez u are ridiculous.she is good.her daughter has a starnge style and she is copying her.whats the problem.at least she doesnt spend much money with new costums.this is lola clothes.nice madge we love u.last year house keeper

  51. 51

    When I'm 50 I sure as hell wanna date a hot 22 yo model! lol!

  52. 52

    Madonna really needs to grow up and start acting her age. She looks so rediculous even if it was something to dress up for.I love Madonna but she needs to face the fact that she is getting older and to stop trying to be a teenager or younger than she is. She had her time its enough out of her. And the worst part is she is only going to keep trying to stay young for as long as she can. GROSS.

  53. 53

    Re: i4sandy

    I love Madonna for this - everybody wants her to be jealous of her daughter, so she dresses like her! There is no "sorry" for her acting, she does what everybody criticises on her! Love it!

    Please go on Madge! Don´t give a f**k what "gossip gangstas" think or write, have fun, enjoy your Baby Jesus as long as it works, and give us a 2nd "Ray of light"!!!!!

  54. 54

    The Queen Of Pop appeared dressed up as a naughty schoolgirl for the Jewish celebration of Purim at the Kabbalah center in New York wearing a white shirt with tie and small grey skirt.
    The look was completed by red sunglasses coming straight from the 80's.

  55. 55

    Madonna has one hell of a gap…gaping gap…grand canyon gap…gap a saurus.

  56. 56

    Amber, you're an idiot. Plus, you're really ugly. Hide that face.
    It's a costume party. Are you that dumb to not get it?!
    Madonna went as a school girl. Jesus as the Joker. Jessica as a Persian princess. That is, it's a holiday. Get over yourself, idiots.

  57. 57

    I never thought Madonna would resort to wearing Hot Topic style shit. Sorry Madge, total fail.

  58. 58

    Why would Madonna one of the most famous women on planet Earth be jealous of her 12 yo daughter? It makes no sense.

  59. 59

    will see ever act her age? sick bitch.

  60. 60

    Re: slooshy – this is a party asshole.madonna is working hard on her new tour.she was just chilin.and everybody is talking about her daughter style ,so she decided to give her a tribute.makes sence.she was just making fun.she wears everything.whats the problem wear this clothes.its a party

  61. 61

    Re: medicallyfucked – she is acting her age asshole.this is a costumes party.ridiculous. she can dress even like a baby

  62. 62

    Vagonna is playing all these games when she's made it quite clear she's f*cking someone young enough to be her grandson. What a wonderful role model she is for her daughter. I wouldn't be surprised Lourdes goes on the internet and finds herself a 30 yr old boyfriend. I guess Kabbalah allow for whoring around amongst their members.

  63. 63

    Re: ciccone – thanks for that.. summarizing what she was wearing.. as if we couldn't see it ourselves… we're all blind now, so maybe it will be necessary in the future..
    i was wondering when you were going to crawl into this thread..

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  65. 65

    So, Purim parties are always this weird?

  66. 66

    Re: ciccone – I don't give a flying fuck if it was a costume party it looks awful on her. She should have went as a fully clothed nun again instead.

  67. 67

    Please forgive me, but that Jessica Seinfeld is some THICK, UGLY woman! My word!

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    Re: slooshy – nun?lol.so what.she was having a great time.she deserves.she doesnt give a fuck about u either asshole.
    she was paying tribute to her daugther.maybe was her daugther that gave her that ideia.she was fine.

  69. 69

    madonna rocks

  70. 70

    nice legs by the way

  71. 71

    Re: stars101 – slut

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    Re: Mike_Rotch – asshole

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    Re: desertbird – u are the most ridiculous person.no one wants to see her???most viewed tour and most grossing tour ever asshole.her tickets sold out faster than shitney loser.she is 50 but still the big boss

  74. 74

    Re: i4sandy – j.lo most ovarreted asshole on the planet

  75. 75

    midlife crisis ur mother perez.u are becaming ridiculous.cant u see this is a costume party?c'mom give me a break

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    Re: stars101 – fuck off asshole.she looks way better than u

  78. 78

    Ugh that OLD lady is sooo pathetic….

  79. 79

    Re: stars101 – .i. suck my dick moron

  80. 80

    Re: stars101 – asshole

  81. 81

    she looks so young and beautiful
    Wow we have Funny Madonna back? Go Madonna you look great ; )))

  82. 82

    this clothes is of Lola,I liked,she is like 16

  83. 83

    lol thatz cute

  84. 84

    Re: Zaboufierce – she was havingfun!!!costumes party moron.cant u read, ridiculous is ur mother

  85. 85

    Re: I Am….Hollywood Icon – yes .she looks so young here.lola is 12

  86. 86

    Great great great!

    avoid the cliche baby.u rock.express urself dont repress urself

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    Re: stars101 – pppp

  89. 89

    Re: stars101 – shut up.i admire madonna.she means a lot to the world.she revolutionary the world.people minds.so shut up

  90. 90

    Re: stars101 – my girlfriend is the person that i love.i have akid already but i admire madonna.she is unique.and she is hot.my girldfriend thinks she is hot too

  91. 91

    Is that a church or a Halloween celebration?

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    [re=3543822]Re: I

  93. 93

    Somewhere Guy Ritchie is laughing his ass off. Her kids must be so embarrassed. And yes Jessica Seinfeld is fugly–couldn't Jerry do any better?

  94. 94

    Re: Orangina – madonna is laughthing about guy cause he used dress that way too.if u dont know source bastarde.its like carnival.everybody needs to dress that way.

  95. 95

    Re: stars101 – u like anal.i dont bitch.find a boyfriend

  96. 96

    Re: stars101 – no asshole.but u have.u start getting a little obsessed,dont u????shut up.grow up girl

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    Re: stars101 – fuck off.u need a real boyfriend.get some anal urself.i dont use that kind of style.ur the one obessessed here

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    Call it like it is Perez, she looks like a HAG! Mrs. Seinfeld looks like crap too.

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