Midlife Crisis, Duh!
Filed under: Madonna
Sneaky sneaky!
Madonna and Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz attended the Kabbalah Center's Purim party at the Kabbalah Center in NYC last night and tried to pull a fast one on us!
Oh, Madge.
We're disappointed you didn't try a little harder!
The Material Girl grasped for her youth by dressing up as a 50-year-old version of her daughter, Lourdes, while Jesus tried to sneak out unnoticed disguised in Joker face paint on the arm of Jerry Seinfeld's wife, Jessica.
Oh, but we see you!
Yes we do!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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Re: the_big_Boss – Fuck Freddy you change your your more than Madge changes cocks! Now get back in granny's ass and don't forget to feed the gerbil!
lol these sexist and agist comments make me laugh. shes looks hot and u sure as hell wont look that good wen ur 50! i love u m!!!!
Re: Orangina – perhaps guy should have concentrated on more than the 75 mill…lol while madonna has a hot sexy 22 yo boyfriend he's off in a pub drunk ( as usual ) with his younger but HIDEOUS gf LMAO…too bad he doesnt really get to see his kids anymore. Thats what happens when ur greedy
she looks so cute here!
Madonna looks great and she sure knows how to have good fun, man i wish i could party with her.
damn bitch, just accept it your fuckin old. ps anybody with a working eye saw her nasty cheeck implants when she was on the britney spears mtv docuthing. her face without a filter and the lights and the fixer up looks fuckin scary. her pasty granny legs in that dumb ass costume , wow
Re: Oh Please –
agreed
love this woman! she looks great!
What a fucking mess, this old hag is soooo shit.
Just because you're a fan of someone, it doesn't mean you can't overlook their flaws. If you didn't know this was Madonna in this picture, you'd be thinking she looks a hot mess. You people saying she looks good for 50–well, maybe she does, but she still looks 50. Stop saying she looks like she's in her 30s–she DOESN'T. And to the tired "you wish you could look like that at 50" argument: I would hope I DON'T look like that at 50. You all act like she has a monopoly on looking healthy at 50. I've seen regular people older than her that look just as good, if not better.
Gawd this bitch is SO PATHETIC! She would dress that way everyday if she could and YOU KNOW SHE IS JEALOUS OF HER OWN DAUGHTER and probably makes her pay for it everyday. Disgusting WHORE!
u guys are so ridiculous.madonna is 50 and that doesnt means ur a old woman.she looks damn great for a 50 years old woman.ur mother looks worst. AND U GUYS DONT GET IT.THIS WAS A PARTY.A COSTUMES PARTY.SHE DRESS COSTUMES EVERY YEAR.WHAT THE PROBLEM WITH THAT,.GUY RITCHIE DRESSED LIKE POPE.SO WHATS THE REAL PROBLWEM????U ARE SO RACISTS.SHE IS 50 BUT WORKS HARDER THAN EVERYBODY.SHE DESERVES ALL THE RESPECTS.AND PLASTIC SURGERY IS NOT A BIG PROBLEM.SHITNEY DID IT ALREADY AND SHE IS 27.
get a life.she looks better than all of u!!so much jealous and she still selling tickets faster than everybody.sorry assholes .she is and always will be the true queen.she is not ridiculous like u.she did everything on her life and just because she did a plastic surgery is a bad person!!!!!??????????c´mom give her a fuckin break.who cares if she does surgery.she is an amazing artist and an amazing mother.SHITNEY BY THE WAUY IS A TERRIBLE PERSON
Re: Kateedid – U ARE THE SICK PERSON HERE.ARE U KIDING??JEALOUS OF HER OWN DAUGHTER??U guys are obessessed.get a life.find a boyfriend or a girlfriend.she was having fun!!she loves her daughter,she is always saying good things about her.she was just paying her a tribute asshole.u moron gay
she is dressed like a school girl.face it morons.she is hot
Re: Chavke – listen see madonna in person and u will find that theres no one that looks so good like her at 50.she is firme and energic.she doesnt stop moving.her ass is amazing and her boobs too.her face skin is fresh and young.and she is really nice.she talks a lot to the crowd.
The Life of Christ and all his miracles were documented by the Roman's n Greeks…even the Irish Druids recognized Jesus Christ. The Pharisees (Jewish 'priests' at the time), watched and documented Christ-Jesus…The Pharisees were keeping watch over Jesus - they wanted to prove that he was a Demon. Since Christ was Jewish - Christianity stems from the Jewish Faith… Don't take my word for it - Do your research!lol.
Is Jerry's wife pregnant?..she just looks So Big compared to Jesus…Maybe Jesus is a short -supper skinny guy? With all Jerry's intelligence and $$$ how did he get someone who doesn't/stopped take/ing care of herself??? She must scream loud and often - Bon-bons Jerry!!!! Get me More Bonbons and get the priest to bless them!!!!lol.
The armies will come from the North, South and East…Angels will descend from
Heaven and join Christians/the West, (more as a show of force then anything),…Gods voice will come from the West and defeat the armies…Christians won't even have to fight! lol! The information is all there…do your research!lol.
Catholicism…stems from the church of the Romans…hence 'Roman Catholic Church'…The Romans felt the need to 'try' to control what was happening with Christianity. A natural born Roman had more privileges then anyone in the area at that time. If you weren't a Roman then you could become a 'Roman Catholic' and hence entitled to 'some' privileges…So the Romans, could now track and or try to control Roman Catholics…One example of control is the confession booth (come tell the Romans was you're doing), among all the other restrictions the Catholics have. Even so - The Catholic Church is Big and charitable…
Re: the_big_Boss –
So you been around the world and seen every 50 year old in it, and can attest that none of them look better than her? My problem isn't that she's 50…it isn't that she had work done (could care less). My problem is these radical fans saying she looks 30, or that no one's going to look good as her when they get her age. All of that is just bonkers!
Re: Chavke – listen madonna doesnt nee dto stop now.we dont want that.she sell tickets faster than everybody.her tour part 2 is selling damn fast.she needs to care.her albums are great.last album confessiona on a dancefloor was a huge sucess.so why stop.of course theres lots of pretty women out there,but madonna looks good too.
Re: the_big_Boss –
Is that the only defense you have? That she still sells tours? That has nothing to do with awful she looks in that pic. Stick to the topic.
Re: Chavke – in Madonnas defense it was a costume party. Get the FUCK over it loser.
Re: hard_candy –
Oh, dear…another queen attempting to read me. Ironic that you call me a loser, since your nellie ass is always defending her like she's your best friend. Shock therapy will help you get over this silly obsession with this non-talent. Sad thing is you have so much territory to cover if you want to defend this hag. You're probably the same queen who gets on Amazon.com and blast all the people who rate her albums one star. This is just a fraction of people who don't like her. You can't defend her against everyone. In your simplistic, childish words, YOU need to get over it.
Re: Chavke – I and her millions of other fans will defend her. She is AMAZING and works her ass off. She is most successful and most popular female singer for a reason.
Re: hard_candy –
Right…and no other singer works their ass off? Give me a break.
Re: hard_candy –
There's many female singers that I like, some that I love, but it doesn't bother me what people say about them..and here's the clinch..because it will NOT effect either one of us.
'It' looks like a complete buffoon…wait a minute: 'it' is a buffoon! If it was any other woman dressing like this at age 50, costume party or not, Vadge's adulators would think it was in poor taste. But, because it is 'it', her fans adulate anything this hoe does and simply excuse it. Dressing like this, for fun or not, proves that 'it' is stuck in adolescence!
Re: Chavke – madonna is way better than new artists and still sell more and faster than them.sorry asshole,she may have 50 but she looks hot,moves sexy,and is lots of fun.awfull is shitney and gaga.madonna is a genious.it happened all before when she did sex book.then she came back stronger than ever
Re: hard_candy – agree my friend
Re: SeekTruth – U SUCK MORON.GET A FUCKIN LIFE
Re: the_big_Boss –
Whatever, fag. You can only resort to name calling because you can't construct an intelligent thought. Madonna may be the best selling artist, but her biggest album was back in 1990. Go ahead and say she makes more on tours–she charges more too. Pay attention to the charts, and see whose albums are still around year after they were released. You won't see Madonna on there. I don't recall mentioning Britney; I don't why you bring her up. You're worse than those Madonna fans who Mariah Carey. And Lady Gaga is more wicked on one album than Madonna has been her entire back catalogue.
Geez even REAL Jews don't celebrate Purim. All the fly by night wanna be Jew celebrities seem to wanna get into this…*eye roll*