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Posh Actually Found A Way To Look Thinner

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As you know by now, Victoria Beckham fancies herself to be quite the fashion icon.

She lives for shoes and dresses! And we love Mrs. Beckham, because ridiculous or not, she's not afraid to try something different.

On Monday, Posh and David Beckham were spotted leaving La Briciola restaurant in Milan, Italy. And despite David's hotness, all eyes were definitely on Vic and her outfit.

Her dress is kind of making us a bit nauseous, yet has us somewhat hypnotized.

The over $3,000 dress was actually a present by her friend, designer Alexander McQueen. And by "present" we mean Posh gets to wear it for free, but in turn gets McQueen a ton of free press.

And seriously, wearing this dress, as hard as it is to believe, actually makes Victoria look skinnier! Shit, she's gonna be wearing this daily. The lines clearly form the impression of a small waist and a false hour-glass figure.

We hope the Beckham kids have some good nannies. They seem to be alone often while dad and mom are in other countries!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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77 comments to “Posh Actually Found A Way To Look Thinner”



  1. 1

    Annorexic slag



  2. 2

    Sorry, *Anorexic



  3. 3

    she looks lovley.



  4. 4

    WHAT A STRANGE LOOK!
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  5. 5

    I am getting a headache just looking at this dress. :-(



  6. 6

    I love it! That dress is so weird but somehow it works!



  7. 7

    I don't normally comment on fashion but I love the way she looks here.



  8. 8

    like the dress

  9. #1 says – reply to this


    9

    wow, the dress is so intricate with all of the stripes that if you scroll down the page it starts blinking. You could probably have a seizure from looking at it.



  10. 10

    FREAK!!!

    That's all I have to say!!!



  11. 11

    Wnt it!



  12. 12

    I WISH SOMEONE WOULD ASSASSINATE THIS ANOREXIC OVER-STYLED BITCH AND HER SKANKY CHEAP OVER PRIVILEGED FAMILY.



  13. 13

    As Karen Walker once said: "she's hypnotize by her own …" dress!!



  14. 14

    i thought it was just weird lighting…..awkward.



  15. 15

    Its a nice dress…but I just couldn't see myself buying it



  16. 16

    Stay in Italy no one cares about your $3000 dress.. Some people dont make that in a month.. A big fuss about something she'll never wear again…



  17. 17

    I like that dress!



  18. 18

    it's messing my screen up when i scroll!!



  19. 19

    I love it!



  20. 20

    thanks for the flashback inducing pic, perez

  21. Pepa says – reply to this


    21

    she looks hot as always!



  22. 22

    Fab



  23. 23

    WHAT A COW!



  24. 24

    haha if you move the screen up and down really fast it makes the dress move like a hypno-wheel….weee that dress is nauseating and yet fantastically fun to watch..



  25. 25

    Lol… obviously you couldn'y envy her more… she has everything you want in life and she is not afraid of showing it!!! She looks great, only Victoria can rock that dress and her latest choice of outfits are totally fierce!!! Let's go back and re read your stupid oooppsss criticising on her for wearing a very trendy belt on sweater that made her look awesome yet you criticised that and updated saying it was a new trend in London lol… what an ignorant bitch Piglet… you really need to throw away all the clothes you get for free and go shopping with her… must be sooo hard for you to dress that fat belly and chin of yours!



  26. 26

    she would be so pretty if she just put on some regular clothes, stopped destroying her skin with the tanning beds, used sunscreen, and took off the fake eyelashes



  27. 27

    Like her hair.



  28. 28

    Wow, she is looking rough. Eh, I'm so tired of seeing her, anyway. I wish they'd hurry up and go back to England.



  29. 29

    3k for a fuckin' dress,WTF, if she wants to lose 10 lbs. of ugly fat fast, just cut off her fuckin' head!



  30. 30

    thats hilarious,
    but i think
    mcqueen can't stand her, so a gift,
    i dont know about that …..
    unless he burried the hatchett and made up ……



  31. 31

    THIS DRESS IS AWESOME!!! PROPS TO ALEXANDER MCQUEEN!!!!

  32. aj says – reply to this


    32

    I love that dress but her feet look like they fucking hurt.

  33. aj says – reply to this


    33

    Re: harrybalsac – my love, I didn't expect to see you here so late.



  34. 34

    over $3,000!? For that?



  35. 35

    Re: aj – I pop on at home sometimes to smack a fucktard or two! I was really slutty today, you may have to spank me!

  36. DC3 says – reply to this


    36

    She had the confidence to wear anything…



  37. 37

    I love that dress!!!!!! I wouldn't pay more than $35 for it though. And no cap sleeves; I'd chop those off and make it sleeveless. GREAT dress. I'd shorten it too.

    and the word you want is "nauseating," not "nauseous." Nauseous means "causing nausea," which the Beckhams often do…..



  38. 38

    she keeps getting more and more fabulous. I love these stars like Victoria Beckham and Dita Von Teese that are working it old-school-marlene-dietrich-full glamour at all times! Brava!



  39. 39

    Re: contrarianchick – I agree…sleeveless would be MAJOR! (with a deep V back and a slightly more fabulous shoe)



  40. 40

    keep up the posh posts, perez, i've been in love with her for 13 years



  41. 41

    She's waiting for the ultimate dress that makes her look invisible.



  42. 42

    That is THE COOLEST dress!! Lovey love LOVES IT!



  43. 43

    I LOVE tht dress she looks awesome! i know its almost a fanatasy for most normal people but she rock it!

  44. aj says – reply to this


    44

    Re: harrybalsac – we belong together. ANY MAN who can claim to slut fame had me at hello. Now go get me a chicago style dog, bitch!



  45. 45

    ::::: That BITCH cant get any SKINNIER :::::
    (There is always SKINNIER)
    -
    www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com



  46. 46

    What is she trying to be, the Doppler Effect? Posh is laaaame.



  47. 47

    Totally love this dress! I want it so bad! Too bad it's 3 GRAND!



  48. 48

    So sick of seeing her!!!!! In her sunglasses , stilleto's, designer clothes, why doesn't she do some charity work instead of just doing a fashion parade on her anorexic self? David however is hot , what he sees in that bag of bones with the fake grapefruit tits i have not a clue.



  49. 49

    OMG



  50. 50

    she looks fucking ridiculous as usual



  51. 51

    she is not skinny perez

    it's normal in thailand hahaha



  52. 52

    It DOES make her look thinner and its a gorgeous dress. I want it!!! Fab. Fab. Fab.



  53. 53

    cool idea for a dress

    but it would be a TV directors nightmare if it were to be on TV

    still a really cool concept for a dress none-the-less



  54. 54

    Her ass can make you travel through time!!!



  55. 55

    TOO FUNNY! Yup, she found a way!



  56. 56

    how can anyone be that skinny and still walk around?????
    victoria's so skinny she cant do shit with her kids. she cant play with them casue she got heels and a dress on everytime you see her
    i guesss beckham likes anorexic girls



  57. 57

    I



  58. 58

    wtf? my comment was cut off above…. This website sucks!

    what I SAID was… I love Posh but that dress is ugly and totally makes my eyes wack out just looking at it - ick!



  59. 59

    she looks good, her hair is great and I love the dress! I like her current look a thousand times better than her skanky footballers wife look she sported a few years back!

  60. Dargy says – reply to this


    60

    I think I'm gonna throw up !!!!!!
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!



  61. 61

    Man, I live in Milan: how could she possibly wear no jacket or stockings?! It's still too cold! It's definetely no California here…



  62. 62

    Oh my god - I can't even look at that dress without feeling dizzy!! Good thing really, wouldn't want to look at the self-important footballers accessory anyway.

  63. AMO says – reply to this


    63

    LOVE that dress. She looks great as always.



  64. 64

    Maybe next time she'll wear a dress that will make her disappear!!!



  65. 65

    Bitch has the same contusions on her head that RiRi had only Poshs are from too much BOTOX! Why do these women think that looks good to have swollen lumps all over their faces and foreheads? Don't get it…..



  66. 66

    hypnotizing



  67. 67

    Wow, though I'm not usually very happy with stripes, this one works.
    I don't think it would have quite the same effect on someone bigger though, so I believe that is why she was given the dress.

    She actually looks pretty good, as far the dress goes.

    I never really like it when the top of her feet show, because she a particulary veingy pair, and then hair is not so much to my liking, but that dress….perfection.

    It's plain yet dramatic, simply stunning.



  68. 68

    Are these two the only "celebrities" left for you to take pics of Perez? Enough of these dried up Brits. Just because you are in love with Pecks and wish you could dress like anorexic Splosh, does not make their "outings" interesting to the majority of us. Get some new spices on yo rack G.

  69. jkf says – reply to this


    69

    That $3000 dress is at Neimans for $1500



  70. 70

    its a gorg dress, the designer did a great job with the colors, its beautiful. jesus, i LOVE Posh, shes just to fierce for words!



  71. 71

    Posh needs to get over herself and get on with her kids! I guess travel, fashion and money are more important. Someday mommy will return with lots more money and even nicer clothes!



  72. 72

    I think that dress is so pimped and i wish i can get my hands on one! i think she a fashonista and anyone who thinks otherwise is jealous and probably a fat slob. ahhhhhh hahaha



  73. 73

    She's ridiculous - her attire is way over the top, wearing full dress clothes to a soccer game? Poor Posh is a freak show now.



  74. 74

    Gawd, she is fuggly…

  75. Laxer says – reply to this


    75

    I actually like them both…and you can't question their devotion to their sons.



  76. 76

    that dress makes her look bigger not thinner.



  77. 77

    I'd like to know how much acid she took before buying that dress…..