Big Bird Is Not Happy!
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The recession is forcing layoffs in Elmo's house!
Sesame Street Workshop is eliminating 67 of 355 staff positions.
Boo hoo!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
yep-sucks every where
Boo! A few less Batty Bats in the nxt episode! snif sniff
that show needs to go away anyway
i love big bird
damn this econmy is fuckin wit erbody….
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Thank you again George W. Bush. At least Clinton only fucked Monica…….
Sad…
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Sunny day sweeping the clouds away
on my way to where the air is sweet
can you tell me how to get,
how to get to Sesame Street.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Rainy days, watching my savings go away.
On my way to where the food is free
can you tell me where the fuck the welfare office be?
Man thats sad! I used to watch this when i was just a wee lass!
Re: BettyBummer – HAHAHA!!! You got the unplugged version!!!
she's hot!! what do ya say? huh?
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This lay-off is brought to you by the letters F and U
oh no! less hands up the muppets butts-must depress you mario
DEFINITION OF HORSE SHOW: a bunch of horses showing their asses to a bunch of horses' asses, showing their asses.
Screw those puppet bastards and the guy's with their hand up their ass. PBS is government sponsored and makes millions. Why should I have to pay their salaries?? I bet they make more money than NBC. Die Elmo, DIE!
Pervert–I work for Sesame Workshop, the largest informal educator of pre-schoolers in the world, and I just wanted to clear up what you said. We are an INDEPENDENT non-profit organization. We are not PBS. We do not make millions of dollars, in fact our entire budget probably equals NBC's marketing budget. We offer most things for free so that all children can have access to quality educational content, this includes programs that help children cope with their parents leaving for the war, and teaching kids how to eat healthy. Its fine if you hate the show, but know your facts first.
Wow, I love sesame street. I've watched it through over 30 years of raising children. What a shame!!!!
Nooooo! Not Sesame Street too!!! Why?