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Beyowulf looks very Sasha Fierce-ish on the cover of the new issue of L.A. Confidential.

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    Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 11:50 am / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      ahh i'm so tired of her.



    2. 2

      Re: AdGab16 – I agree! BORING!!!!



    3. 3

      She is so damn thick, big, fit & skinny in the right areas, it doesn't make sense. Even when it's not 'shopped



    4. 4

      she's airbrushed..
      so pathetic you support stars that get airbrushed..
      no wonder women have such low self esteem..



    5. 5

      damn Sam!! I wish I looked like that!!!!!



    6. 6

      GHetto GirL…LOL SHe Looks Hot!



    7. 7

      Beyowulf looks VERY Photoshop-ish on the cover of the new issue of L.A. Confidential.



    8. 8

      OMG, her legs are totally photoshopped. Those whoppers are about 10x bigger in real life.



    9. 9

      Nice photoshop job! We all know B has A LOT more curves than that.



    10. 10

      Perfection, as always from Mrs. Jay Z!

    11. dd says – reply to this


      11

      she looks hot



    12. 12

      So when is Jay-Z going to "IKE" her? It's very trendy these days.

    13. Lira says – reply to this


      13

      Photoshop much???
      Bitch doesn't even look real…



    14. 14

      They must have airbrushed her hips and butt….



    15. 15

      I love this woman–ain't no man gonna beat the shit out of her—but someone sure beat the shit out of her thighs–They're gone!!



    16. 16

      You could set your beer on her hip while doing her in her anus.



    17. 17

      oh wow. Photoshop can really do wonders!



    18. 18

      and very photoshopped!



    19. 19

      thats one bad photoshop job!



    20. 20

      yes i agree also
      she's getting very boring
      change the tune



    21. 21

      They photoshopped that one to death.
      Her legs are huge and they cut them down to about half size.lol

      She's so dull.



    22. 22

      Beyowulf looks photoshopped fierce. Is her 15 minutes done yet?



    23. 23

      Shiny, happy Beyonce!!!



    24. 24

      So pretty.



    25. 25

      so overly airbrushed!! she doesn't need that. she's not Beyoncé; just a doll, an illusion of what "fashion gurus" want her to be…



    26. 26

      what ever…………….



    27. 27

      DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! Looking good!



    28. 28

      Re: AmbrosiaRose –
      Is her 15 minutes up? WTF are you talking about shes been famous since I was in elementary school.



    29. 29

      WTF is wrong with her face?? It looks like they cut half of it off… her body does NOT look proportional either, the top half looks like it's about to topple over with those stick thighs they gave her… jesus she has amazing curves they didn't need to butcher her!



    30. 30

      God she's ugly.

    31. AMO says – reply to this


      31

      She has such beautiful skin.



    32. 32

      15 minutes??? Yall mean 15 years lollllllll bitch will never stop being famous.



    33. 33

      Ugh, her skin and hair look greasy, and that pose makes you worry how she stays upright without a pole. And what's with that MAN FACE?! But props for finally shaving those hairy armpits!



    34. 34

      So in this cover she is trying to look white…. Where is the aphro-hair baby?



    35. 35

      They photoshopped her legs so much and so badly that they look deformed on her body. She is looking mighty Benjamin Button-ish!



    36. 36

      something about her legs look photoshopped skinnier



    37. 37

      Re: PH0N3 Wh0R3 – Are you BBD's sister?



    38. 38

      eww…someone needs a blotting paper

    39. TZS says – reply to this


      39

      I AM SO TIRED OF HER - ONE WORD: PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      PHOTOSHOP

      PHOTOSHOP!!!

      PHOTOSHOP!!!



    40. 40

      PHOTOSHOPPED AS FUCK. They tried to give her Mariah's legs and waist, but I've met her in person and that's definitely NOT the reality.



    41. 41

      Pfff… EXTREME photoshop



    42. 42

      they photoshoped her to much the picture she looks better in natural



    43. 43

      LEt's say it all together:
      PHOTOSHOP!!!
      How can she look grossly huge one day and almost skinny the next???



    44. 44

      Does she own stock in Adobe? All her shit is photoshopped to be weirdly shaped and shiny!



    45. 45

      sasha fierce minus eight inches of thigh on each greasy side!



    46. 46

      photoshop or not my girl looks amazing!!!!!!!!!!!



    47. 47

      They've photoshopped her head onto a thin persons body. Duh!!!



    48. 48

      totally airbrushed. it doesn't even look like her.



    49. 49

      She's got a good ass for spankin'

      boing boing boing



    50. 50

      DANM SHE LOOKS SEXXXY BEATIFUL



    51. 51

      actually, i don't like her very much but she looks so GOOD.
      she can be glamorous if she lose weight but she doesn't want it!!
      …and i like her for this, she doesn't want to be like everyone, she wants to be BEYONCE.



    52. 52

      P.H.O.T.O.S.H.O.P.P.E.D to high hell!
      •
      even if they got Moo=moo's retoucher to do this cover
      •
      sasha foolish would still be fug-lee
      •
      blegh!
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      nexxxxxt
      •



    53. 53

      have you ever looked at old pics or video of her,she looked fabulous but now she looks really really ccurvveyy,hummm how does she do it??i love her~but damn



    54. 54

      Re: AdGab16 – OH MY adgab you hit it right on the nail. I was just looking at her picture and all I could think is HOW TIRED I AM OF HER. She needs to just go away. That pic is so airbrushed…we all know she is not that skinny. She is so overrated and over processed !!! Time to disappear.



    55. 55

      she looks beautiful…..i love bee she is truly talented



    56. 56

      Far better than that hiddeous picture of her in the beaded dress she was about to Shamoo out of…



    57. 57

      Re: AmbrosiaRose –

      Hating much? She's A-list, sweetie.



    58. 58

      Fame Ho!



    59. 59

      My god, she's hot! :|



    60. 60

      i love her :]
      but i think they photoshopped her body too much, she's not that skinny. she looks great the way she is. they shouldn't of done anything to the pic.



    61. 61

      She sure lost a lot of weight in her thights since last week - wonder how that happened?



    62. 62

      wow i have never seen her so air brushed, she not the same girl i saw in the mag's two day ago

    63. Ava J says – reply to this


      63

      At the risk of sounding "hater-like", her right hip and leg look fucked up. It's almost as if she's deformed. They shouldn't have taken her waist in so much. Other than that, she looks good.



    64. 64

      What a fatass. I'm NO fan of anorexics, but how about some muscles instead of fat? Why is it either bones or fat? Fitness seems non-existent.



    65. 65

      jajajaj she wish have those legs , real ones are huge!! jajaj



    66. 66

      FAAAKE



    67. 67

      SHE'S PERFECT LOVE HER

    68. CmSyr says – reply to this


      68

      For gods sake, why would someone photoshop the body when its Beyonce's? She already has a beyond-awesome body, making everyone including Perez jealous.
      I'd be much more concerned about her face if we're talking about photoshop here.



    69. 69

      bad photoshop work

    70. joni says – reply to this


      70

      photoshooop



    71. 71

      BARGE-ASS - HER MASSIVE BOTTTOM HAS BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED BIGTIME !!! BUT THAT IS THE RIDICULOUS-NESS THAT IS MEGABOTTOM !!!



    72. 72

      Thank god she shaved her pits. Or did they airbrush them?

    73. kaylo says – reply to this


      73

      Compare this picture to that picture with that sequin dress… this bitch is photoshoped within an inch of her life. So sad.



    74. 74

      soooo hott!!!!



    75. 75

      Re: Thurston –
      why do u feel the need to hate?
      goshhh get a fuckin lyfe u loser!



    76. 76

      PHOTOSHOP! she isnt that thin please.



    77. 77

      She looks AMAZING… as always!