Get Yours Right Now!!!!

You've been asking for them, and here they are!!!

We're now selling Faboosh! T-shirts just for YOU.

CLICK HERE to order your Faboosh tees and other Perezcious merch today!!!
CLICK HERE to order your Faboosh tees and other Perezcious merch today!!!
CLICK HERE to order your Faboosh tees and other Perezcious merch today!!!

They make great gifts.

xoxo

Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 8:35 pm / Email this »

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slooshy says – reply to this

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Perez, did you start using the word "Faboosh" just for the sole purpose of selling it? Sadly for you its never really caught on.
espo369 says – reply to this

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faboosh!
DunkinDonutsgirl says – reply to this

3

I am so sick of hearing "faboosh" so there is no way I will buy a t-shirt with that nauseating word.
MISTERMARK says – reply to this

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LAME.
THESE WILL BE IN A BIN AT THE LOCAL DOLLAR DISCOUNT STORE SOON ENOUGH.
I'M SO SURE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN "ASKING" FOR THEM.
NICE WAY TO MAKE MORE MONEY PEREZ.
Mistress says – reply to this

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Thank you but no.
Faboosh.
Please.
Mistress says – reply to this

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Ummmm, who actually has been asking for these???
MISTERMARK says – reply to this

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SO LAME.
THESE WILL BE IN A BIN AT THE LOCAL DOLLAR DISCOUNT STORE SOON ENOUGH.
I'M SO SURE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN "ASKING" FOR THEM.
NICE WAY TO MAKE MORE MONEY PEREZ.
kcp1967 says – reply to this

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You say someone asked for this…bullshit. Nobody want's to wear your stupid clothes fatass
Mistress says – reply to this

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I'd rather wear one with your pic and the word fucktard underneath.
In fact if you're looking to mass market tee's you're better off sticking with Teddy T's - be a bit creative and they may even outsell your book. LOL
aussieozzbourne says – reply to this

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check it www.youtube.com/watch?v=77gheJUVmV8&feature=channel_page
Mistress says – reply to this

11

I hope you didn't pre order too many.
Your mum may have nightshirts for the rest of her life.
MISTERMARK says – reply to this

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NO ONE WANTS THESE PIECES OF SHIT. OH WELL, CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL PEREZ.
JulesGules says – reply to this

13

Am I missing something?? I have no idea wtf "faboosh" is supposed to mean and have never heard Perez or anybody ever using it? Lame. Marketing a word like that is stooping to Paris Hilton or Donald Trump's level. "Perez, you're fired. That's hot."
Stepy says – reply to this

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Re: Mistress – hahah I was just about to ask the saaaaaaame thing!

Answer: no one.
Laury says – reply to this

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You have to be kidding. You actually had t-shirts printed with that dumb word of yours on them ??? This has to be the most pathetic attempt at starting a trend I've ever seen. I'd rather buy a Chris Crocker t-shirt, thank you very much.
Jezzebelle is Bold says – reply to this

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No Thanks loser
aussieozzbourne says – reply to this

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check it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=77gheJUVmV8&feature=channel_page
aussieozzbourne says – reply to this

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check this www.youtube.com/watch?v=77gheJUVmV8&feature=channel_page
HellenKiller says – reply to this

19

OK, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF LOOSER WILL BUY THIS PIECE OF SHIT…
REALLY
29 says – reply to this

20

i wouldn't wipe my ass with one of those shirts
Novel1 says – reply to this

21

Another one bites the dust!
;
MARKDOWN BIN!
;
MARKDOWN!
Samantha J says – reply to this

22

LOL the display shirts are all wrinkled as hell.
sctyeahuknowme says – reply to this

23

I have no idea what that means? So I figure if I'm this far out of the loop,so are alot of people….and their mothers. Why don't u just buy a plain white t and spell it in Puffy Paint….that's like….so Perez! Like he needs the money…he'd just try some other publicity stunt with it anyway…..and it would tank 2.
Sukiyumyum says – reply to this

24

I can't believe how irritating I find that word. It makes me angry. It's so contrived. So unabashedly seeking to be original and failing so abjectly. Major major suckage on all fronts.
brainchild says – reply to this

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Why don't you do everyone a big favor and donate the whole lot to one of your worthwhile causes?? The embarressmant from no sales will be lessened
yankees21 says – reply to this

26

You have got to be shitting me.
yankees21 says – reply to this

27

You don't even carry shirts in your size perez.
LorelaiAnna says – reply to this

28

Umm I've been coming here for quite a while now and I have never once seen you use the word "Faboosh". But ya, no thanks…I'll pass.
koubiak@gmail.com says – reply to this

29

Wow, lots of positiveness in the comments

If I ask you to make one with your face on it and a caption that reads "This gay hipo is an AIDS-infested fatass", would you sell it ?

I'LL BUY TWO!!!
brainchild says – reply to this

30

Re: slooshy – Slooshy would have been better!!!!!!!!!!
yankees21 says – reply to this

31

More like FAGGISH.
brainchild says – reply to this

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Re: Mistress – damn funny
why_hello_thar says – reply to this

33

haha i love them! wish i wasn't broke, though…
Laynesgirl says – reply to this

34

WTF does fagboosh mean?
aussieozzbourne says – reply to this

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look www.youtube.com/watch?v=77gheJUVmV8&feature=channel_page
Kate27 says – reply to this

36

Lol… who've been asking for them??? The same ppl who asked Mischa to clear up the rumors on her breakup????
HOPE it bombs!
eurekagold says – reply to this

37

lol..what does faboosh mean? did i miss sumthin? i've read thru all the comments and not one person has said they'll be buying let alone even give a hint as to what that means! WHAT DOES FABOOOSH MEAN?
JoJoStar says – reply to this

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I didn't ask for it nor do I want it, but your T's are overpriced PERVez. $5.99 is a good price for the suckers that want your shit.
jewelsinme says – reply to this

39

as a professional graphic designer I can tell you these suck and look cheap. Just like your website.
marberry says – reply to this

40

Um ok that's cool if your a dude, but what do you have for the ladies?
jurassickpark says – reply to this

41

i like how everyone is hating on Perez when they are all still here, reading his writing.
you guys should just stop hating, and make something out of your lives.
:)
Spider says – reply to this

42

Stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
perezito_is_an_asshole says – reply to this

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Re: Mistress – LMFAO!!!! those comments made my day
LeRomantique says – reply to this

44

Never. You make too much off Ad revenue… I refuse to pay for your self-obsession and wannabe celebrity. But I will continue to read your site on occasion, as long as you stop ripping off TMZ.
maximaminima says – reply to this

45

I'd rather be beaten by Chris Brown over wearing that fu—ng shitty BS BOOBOSH… Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

When are you going to learn? Stick to your gossip and don't go any further than that because you have no other talent that may be budding from within you. But I heard that you can burp from your anus and you can shit from your mouth. If you can refine that talent, , then maybe, maybe you have another talent.
JoJoStar says – reply to this

46

Not even a flamming f*g would want to wear that crap. I see some leftover crap from your failed clothes line you pulled out of the dumpster from behind Hot Topic that you are trying to hawk also. I guess anything to make a buck.
Augustis13 says – reply to this

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lame. besides, you knock victoria beckham for being a "follower" yet your word is a complete rip-off from bryanboy.com's "baboosh!"
perezito_is_an_asshole says – reply to this

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LMAO… Not one single person has said that they're gonna buy one of your shirts, perez!!!
besides… WTF IS FABOOSH???? is that even english???
Hot Buns says – reply to this

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you're so lame!! only douchebags attempt to coin phrases. Is faboosh what you're calling your latest ass blast?
DanaMarie=] says – reply to this

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wtf does that mean
dunzoooo says – reply to this

51

i knew that was why you crafted "faboosh." you are so lame.
**GIRLCARDINALSFAN** says – reply to this

52

There is no way ever that I would advertise to anyone that I visit your site! Nor anyway I would ever give your ass a cent of my money! You have got to be kidding.
KT8711 says – reply to this

53

There's a great quote from Mean Girls that I think is appropriate:

"Gretchen, stop trying to make 'fetch' happen! It's not going to happen!"

Apply this to your own life, Perez. Your shirts and the slogan both eat dick.
dunzoooo says – reply to this

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please stop saying faboosh. it is a sad attempt at making your mark on pop culture history.
lovernotahater says – reply to this

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I would rather die than wear anything related to this fatass wannabe
dambust1 says – reply to this

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FUCKIN GAY SHIRTS, WHO DA FUK WOULD WEAR THAT GAY SHIT. DONT EVEN BOTH@ SELLING DIZ PIECE OF PIG SHIT BITCH!
Miss Mah Bucket says – reply to this

57

Should be fagoosh…or whofuckingcaresoosh…
HotForTeacher says – reply to this

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Re: 29 – my thoughts exactly!
HotForTeacher says – reply to this

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Re: Spider – The first time I saw Mario use that STUPID fucking word, that line from Mean Girls popped into my head!
Mimi's better than Madonna says – reply to this

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Like I'm gonna help you get richer Mario. Hahahaha
Take those shirts and shove em!
vampwix says – reply to this

61

I want a Save Rihanna tshirt… rather like Save Britney!
vivaperez says – reply to this

62

I'D BUY IT
EVERYONE JUST HATIN CUZ THEY DONT HAVE THE RESOURCES TO DO THIS
vengance says – reply to this

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WELL MARIO IT SEEMS THE PUBLIC HAS SPOKEN…
-
NO ONE WANTS YOUR SHITTY "FABOOSH" SHIRTS…
-IF IT SAID "MARIO IS A "FAGDOUCHE"
-
THEN I'D BUY LIKE 10 OF THEM
ssmarty says – reply to this

64

A fabush? I haz one. He likes it… they like it. I don't need one of yours. Kudos for the serious trying tho.
maximaminima says – reply to this

65

Would anybody who asked for this shirts identify themselves, please. Who in their right mind would be asking for this bullshit.
ValiumKnight says – reply to this

66

Oh, that's not copying Bryan Boy's "baboosh" at all.
Mad props for originality.
Joshua Tree says – reply to this

67

Perez, you have some nerve to ask $22.00 for a white shirt with a a dumb word FABOOSH you invented on it ????
cookies says – reply to this

68

If you print "PEREZ IS A DOUCHEBAG" instead of "faboosh" on a shirt and lower the price, it will sell like hotcakes.
AlexaKylee says – reply to this

69

I was gonna come and bash on these t-shirts, but then I read all these comments and I feel kinda bad for him. Lots of hate. What can ya do-still love you Perez.
AlexaKylee says – reply to this

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Re: Spider – Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I think I'm going to go watch that movie now.
nike9123 says – reply to this

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NOOOOO that "word" is so retarded. i hate it. it annoys me. i think most everyone else who has commented agrees. it is LAMEEEEE.
Gus Lequerica says – reply to this

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Re: cookies – You are so right!
Gus Lequerica says – reply to this

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Re: nike9123 – I agree with you, and I haven't heard it anywhere.
DALE says – reply to this

74

Wow those are soooo cool and edgy (sarcasm).
a40sgal says – reply to this

75

"Faboosh" is kind of lame. I like "seksi" better and nothin' beats "duhrama"!!!
UGLY=PEREZ says – reply to this

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these t-shirt designs are so lame. Faboosh– WTF is that?
Rather wear one that says Donkey Face Mario.
You have no style, like most Z listers in LA
hank schmank says – reply to this

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You have got to be fucking kidding me.
crimson.shamrock says – reply to this

78

dude, that word is an utter failure. It sounds like some sort of disease or a species of rodent or something. Come up with something better.
MISTERMARK says – reply to this

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Re: vivaperez –
YOU'RE CLEARLY PEREZ HIMSELF PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE ON HERE. NO ONE WANTS YOUR SHIRTS FATTIE.
buttcrackcheese says – reply to this

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How to make yourself look like a moron…buy one of these

Perez is trying to make misspelling words cool. It makes me wish someone would punch him in his fat head.
Mistress says – reply to this

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Re: MISTERMARK – #83 LMAO
rebeccalouise says – reply to this

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i think i saw one person in these comments saying they'd buy this shit.. oh wait, maybe not.
Piggez HOGton says – reply to this

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Yikes!

Wouldn't be caught dead in any of those rags!
Mistress says – reply to this

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You know the funny thing now is that if anyone is actually ever seen wearing one of these, they'll either be beaten to death by the fashion police or be laughed off the streets by clued up Perez readers.
You've kinda shot yourself in the foot again P-NastyAss
Faboosh.
chicken patty says – reply to this

85

SWEET!! those "faboosh" T-shirts i have been bugging you for finally came in! Can we get a discount if we buy in bulk?
Piggez HOGton says – reply to this

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Re: MISTERMARK –

Thats fucking hilarious!
taxpayer says – reply to this

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are the shirts available in other colors, such as 'Beat Her Down Brown'?
*high five*
tetzy says – reply to this

88

I rather it read "kick perez to death".
Disturbed says – reply to this

89

Oh look, more sweatshop made garbage from someone who's already failed at selling it before…
poonster says – reply to this

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is anyone actually buying that garbage,it will be in the 99cent box soon after Perezs 15 minutes are finally over.
rosewood says – reply to this

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Sorry, uhhhh, is this a joke? I hope?!

AWFUL.
Kaysay says – reply to this

92

EPIC FAIL

If i ever hear someone say 'faboosh' irl, ill punch them in the nose
Two lips.... says – reply to this

93

Perez, your clothing is to expensive…. way to expensive!
Tinkabell says – reply to this

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Oh I think they're HOT
why dyou take time to leave a comment if you hate little Perezzzz so much?
Gaytards.
AndyXXVII says – reply to this

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These are totally Fab-freaking-oosh!! Perez, you have outdone yourself. Sign me up for like 20 of them. Me, Mrs Andy and all the little andies, including the family pets will proudly wear these. We'll be the envy of our entire city!! This is a prime example of how in touch you really are with things Perez. I just can't wait until my children get beat up for wearing these. I do have one question though. I don't see the back of them, but I am assuming on the back there is an arrow pointing to the wearer with the word "asshole" beneath it, yes?
La la deVil says – reply to this

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Faaaaaaa-No!
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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Oh, my Gawd!!!!!! Are you for real, Mario? LAME!!!!
Re: yankees21 – So, how many did you order? just kidding….
29 says – reply to this

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ACCORDING TO THE ONLINE URBAN DICTIONARY FABOOSH IS A DUMB WORD USED TACKILY BY PEREZ HILTON. OH….AND IT'S ALSO THE SOUND THAT'S MADE WHEN SOMEONE CRAPS THEIR PANTS.
TaintTickler says – reply to this

99

Almost as bad as "ferosh".
dumbnhung says – reply to this

100

The only people that would wear this crap are the same ones who'd wear an obnoxious hand-painted John McCain/Republican election shirt on The View. Hasselcrack will take a dozen Perez!

But, she's a 'celeb' so you have to comp them. Bitches don't pay for nothin'