It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
A mere 3 months after announcing her engagement to fancy yacht owner Fabrizio Politi, Geri Halliwell has called it off.
Politi proposed to Geri during Christmas after knowing each other for just a couple of weeks.
We all knew where this was headed!!!!
Geri says she changed her mind after waking up and realizing she "wasn't the marrying type" - in other words, she woke up next to Politi and realized she didn't really know him at all.
But couldn't she have waited until to after the prenup and wedding to split up? At least she would have gotten something out of it!
Her friends, however, are not surprised. And neither are we. The girl has a history of finicky affections.
For the rest of us, that's just called "being normal."
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