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"Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter"

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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

Some apparent sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman's condition at this time is unknown.

Whether the act was consensual or accidental likely will be investigated by the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office, WUSA reported .

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111 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

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  1. 1

    At least it wasn't rusty………. WTF……



  2. 2

    PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID!!!!



  3. 3

    Get the Milwaukee 11 Amp Orbital Action Super Sawzall ….. :o )



  4. 4

    that. is. ridiculous.



  5. 5

    So they didn't remove the blade???? That is horific!



  6. 6

    OMFG! Idiots!!!



  7. 7

    Hmmm ….



  8. 8

    Give new meaning to the word gash….



  9. 9

    hahahaha



  10. 10

    Omg owwwww



  11. 11

    duh, take the blade off next time moron



  12. 12

    Holy crap dude, I think you're supposed to move the blade first.



  13. 13

    yahooouuuzah



  14. 14

    omg! that just wasn't smart. i hope sh'e ok though.



  15. 15

    omg



  16. 16

    WOW!!! Craaaazy….



  17. 17

    Re: LizardKinG – Bahaha! She'll be fuckin' the lawnmower next!



  18. 18

    Re: callmerita – Really? So how many power tools have YOU fucked?



  19. 19

    Re: Long Dong Connery – While tied on an industrial lathe of course



  20. 20

    So fucking nasty. I live in teh DC area and first I heard of this!



  21. 21

    She should have made him test it on himself.



  22. 22

    STUPID BITCH…ISNT HIS TOY ENOUGH??? WHAT A SHIT HEAD.



  23. 23

    I don't even have words :O



  24. 24

    dumb asssssssssssssses these days



  25. 25

    Re: yankees21 – Good morning and OUCH!!!



  26. 26

    I bet she SAW that COMING!!
    The jokes are just going to write themselves for this one.



  27. 27

    omg! what a idiot! and ouch!



  28. 28

    "Doctors used a Kenmore sewing machine to stitch her up. They then advised her boyfriend to stay away from the leaf blower if he wants to keep his cock on straight."



  29. 29

    Re: brainchild – LOL! I agree, dont even know where to start. Maybe she also likes getting NAILED?



  30. 30

    Oh. My. Gawd. That is fucked up wierd shit right there. My lady parts hurt now!



  31. 31


  32. 32

    mmmmmmmm



  33. 33

    Canadian Tire have them on sale this week………..



  34. 34

    god damn. :|



  35. 35

    Wow–very creative!



  36. 36

    What a DILDO! HA! No pun intended!



  37. 37

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Morning and doesn't he have it coming.



  38. 38

    Once again folks, please practice safe sex.



  39. 39

    Re: TheWench – HEELS, #1 ranked, HELLS YEAH!



  40. 40

    /////////



  41. 41

    Re: Cecilie – idk… i think whe prefers getting SCREWED!Re: brainchild – and brainchild that was just great



  42. 42

    ooach!!!!



  43. 43

    oh wow! things people do just to satisfy their "horniness".



  44. 44

    LMFAO wow Kid dat shyt is funny as hell



  45. 45

    Whhhyyyyyyyy!
    OMG, Whyyyy???

    What is up with people and the major foreign objects in the cu-papppy?

    Duuuude.



  46. 46

    OMGawd!!!



  47. 47

    wwwwwwww



  48. 48

    You have to remove the blade!!!! Hello! how stupid can people be?



  49. 49

    FUCK!!
    Seriously people have issues!!
    Why the hell would you use a saw and attach a dildo to it……..RETARDS!!
    I"m telling you only in the USA do you hear of fucked up shit like that.
    WTF



  50. 50

    This is my hometown! We're so proud! Haha! NOT!



  51. 51

    hey mario, what about what some gay men stick up their asses. I am an rn, don't work in a hospital anymore, but I used to here lovely stories, enough to make you vomit on what drs. had to surgically remove-and it is way beyond the hamsters



  52. 52

    sorry about the typo -hamsters here - I hear



  53. 53

    Re: harrybalsac – Damn right! Let's hope it's still that way after April 6th!



  54. 54

    I live here in St. Mary's! This is too funny. We are about 30 miles south of where the Madden twins grew up.



  55. 55

    Where's DikinCider when you need him??



  56. 56

    Holy crap!!!



  57. 57

    That guy must be so crap in bed..



  58. 58

    Maybe next time she'll consider telling someone who has a homemade sex toy with a blade attachted to it to stay the hell away from her vagina. Lawdy.



  59. 59

    I nominate these two idiots for the Dumba$$ of the Year award…



  60. 60

    What is going on in your mind to think of doing that…. better yet letting someone actually try it on you… people have serious issues



  61. 61

    LO FUCKING L
    SERIOUSLY!



  62. 62

    im scarred



  63. 63

    SEE!! My man was try to sell that sh*T to me….. Haha she should have know better.



  64. 64

    Re: callmerita – Ummm I think the whole point of keeping the blade on was to use it for it's long & moving vibration. I would imagine they put one of those jelly like sleeves on it and tried using it cuz of where the blade vibrated and probably went back and forth. What idiots!



  65. 65

    ~~~~A SAW? SERIOUSLY? WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE~~~~



  66. 66

    So this is what natural selection has stooped to.
    Seriously… REMOVE THE BLADE YOU MORON!!!!



  67. 67

    Idiot. Poor woman! Im pretty sure you have to completely remove the blade and add an attachment to the dildo to correctly attach it do the sawza w/out causing this kind of injury. I would think you also might have to slow down the motor a little bit! They should have just went to lovers lane and got something safe!



  68. 68

    DIRTY!!!



  69. 69

    omg… idiots!!!

  70. kiana says – reply to this


    70

    well we hope it wasn't rusty! That is so lame……….women are stupid some times.



  71. 71

    Does the boyfriend have hip implants and can't do the work?



  72. 72

    Is stupidity hereditary?

  73. missB says – reply to this


    73

    owwwwwwwwww



  74. 74

    Reading that made my coo-coo hurt. Damn that's awful.



  75. 75

    Grisly. And tragic that these people were so, so stupid. Dumb-ass should go to jail for this. She trusted him, and it looks like Mr. Git-R-Done thought he knew everything about modiying power tools for other uses just since he's a guy. I mean, whatever happened to using vegetables? Go kinky the organic way ! Carrots and cucumbers don't kill !



  76. 76

    WOW!
    She's F*cked!



  77. 77

    'spose it was the thought that counts … LMFAO



  78. 78

    Bless her heart. "Stupid is as stupid does."



  79. 79

    At least her standards ae higher than Heidi Klum who sleeps with a filthy non human creature?



  80. 80

    Masterbation is EWW!!



  81. 81

    OUCH!



  82. 82

    Re: Ellie_Day – Bahahahahahahaa. oh, u were being serious…
    anyways ppl are idiots..go to the sex shop and buy a real toy



  83. 83

    a drill I could understand, but hell no not to a reciprocating saw.
    I am truly at a loss for words.



  84. 84

    awww poor girl i hope she's ok OMG i can't imagine the pain she must be going through =[



  85. 85

    DAMN! THAT MUST HURT LIKE FUCKING HELL!!! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TRY THAT? WHY?



  86. 86

    That is insane!!!!



  87. 87

    that is so fucked up



  88. 88

    OUCH and OMFG what where they thinking, always remove the blade….stupid horny wankers…..personally I prefer the electric drill…I kid…no I don't, yea I do oh but really people get propper toy's they have prettier colours aswell and are quite powerfull these days =D



  89. 89

    as long as the saw calls her back… right? ; )



  90. 90

    :| :| :| :|



  91. 91

    hmm..

    sex toy
    +
    saber saw blade
    =
    a… good… time?

    who the fuck thinks like that?!



  92. 92

    wow, that gives a new meaning to power tools :S i wonder how many times she tried that?? :P



  93. 93

    LMFAOOOOOOO

    u should have put
    "dont try this at home kids!"

  94. CmSyr says – reply to this


    94

    A-haa! Now the video "Benny Benassi - Satisfaction" makes much more sense..



  95. 95

    he KEPT THE FUCKING BLADE ON?!?! IDIOT!



  96. 96

    I can see what they were trying to do.. but come on.. attaching their little plastic thing to a fucking saw blade was not smart.



  97. 97

    how stupid! obviously her "partner" isnt good enough in the sack that shes willing to die for pleasure!



  98. 98

    doubt she'd fuck him again.



  99. 99

    iz she crazy



  100. 100

    my vagina hurt reading this..omg thats fukin ridiculous! FUH-REAK!

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