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Headline Of The Week Weak

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"Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter"

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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

Some apparent sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman's condition at this time is unknown.

Whether the act was consensual or accidental likely will be investigated by the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office, WUSA reported .

Posted: March 11, 2009 at 9:20 am

113 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

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Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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At least it wasn't rusty………. WTF……
Christine528 says – reply to this

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PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID!!!!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Get the Milwaukee 11 Amp Orbital Action Super Sawzall ….. )
londoncalling says – reply to this

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that. is. ridiculous.
WONDER TWIN says – reply to this

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So they didn't remove the blade???? That is horific!
ABlackRoseKiss says – reply to this

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OMFG! Idiots!!!
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Hmmm ….
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Give new meaning to the word gash….
Mariel* says – reply to this

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hahahaha
Iluvthugs says – reply to this

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Omg owwwww
DikinCider says – reply to this

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duh, take the blade off next time moron
callmerita says – reply to this

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Holy crap dude, I think you're supposed to move the blade first.
mamajud says – reply to this

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yahooouuuzah
Gone_Buggy says – reply to this

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omg! that just wasn't smart. i hope sh'e ok though.
laurieeeeee says – reply to this

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omg
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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WOW!!! Craaaazy….
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: LizardKinG – Bahaha! She'll be fuckin' the lawnmower next!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: callmerita – Really? So how many power tools have YOU fucked?
DikinCider says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – While tied on an industrial lathe of course
SweetMelissa1224 says – reply to this

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So fucking nasty. I live in teh DC area and first I heard of this!
yankees21 says – reply to this

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She should have made him test it on himself.
i4sandy says – reply to this

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STUPID BITCH…ISNT HIS TOY ENOUGH??? WHAT A SHIT HEAD.
sprugal07 says – reply to this

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I don't even have words :O
dayday0011 says – reply to this

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dumb asssssssssssssses these days
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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Re: yankees21 – Good morning and OUCH!!!
brainchild says – reply to this

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I bet she SAW that COMING!!
The jokes are just going to write themselves for this one.
aimee_jane says – reply to this

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omg! what a idiot! and ouch!
brainchild says – reply to this

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"Doctors used a Kenmore sewing machine to stitch her up. They then advised her boyfriend to stay away from the leaf blower if he wants to keep his cock on straight."
Cecilie says – reply to this

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Re: brainchild – LOL! I agree, dont even know where to start. Maybe she also likes getting NAILED?
MissJennyNE says – reply to this

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Oh. My. Gawd. That is fucked up wierd shit right there. My lady parts hurt now!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery –
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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mmmmmmmm
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Canadian Tire have them on sale this week………..
weezergirly says – reply to this

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god damn.
TheWench says – reply to this

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Wow–very creative!
badgirl says – reply to this

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What a DILDO! HA! No pun intended!
yankees21 says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Morning and doesn't he have it coming.
I Get No Respect! says – reply to this

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Once again folks, please practice safe sex.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: TheWench – HEELS, #1 ranked, HELLS YEAH!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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/////////
laceandleather says – reply to this

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Re: Cecilie – idk… i think whe prefers getting SCREWED!Re: brainchild – and brainchild that was just great
tricia36091 says – reply to this

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ooach!!!!
katgoddess says – reply to this

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oh wow! things people do just to satisfy their "horniness".
babygirllov says – reply to this

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LMFAO wow Kid dat shyt is funny as hell
Chachixo says – reply to this

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Whhhyyyyyyyy!
OMG, Whyyyy???

What is up with people and the major foreign objects in the cu-papppy?

Duuuude.
greeningreenedotcom says – reply to this

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OMGawd!!!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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wwwwwwww
Me me me and not you! says – reply to this

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You have to remove the blade!!!! Hello! how stupid can people be?
mommysloveperez says – reply to this

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FUCK!!
Seriously people have issues!!
Why the hell would you use a saw and attach a dildo to it……..RETARDS!!
I"m telling you only in the USA do you hear of fucked up shit like that.
WTF
britt_leigh_2 says – reply to this

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This is my hometown! We're so proud! Haha! NOT!
justtfax says – reply to this

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hey mario, what about what some gay men stick up their asses. I am an rn, don't work in a hospital anymore, but I used to here lovely stories, enough to make you vomit on what drs. had to surgically remove-and it is way beyond the hamsters
justtfax says – reply to this

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sorry about the typo -hamsters here - I hear
TheWench says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Damn right! Let's hope it's still that way after April 6th!
jenn96 says – reply to this

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I live here in St. Mary's! This is too funny. We are about 30 miles south of where the Madden twins grew up.
brainchild says – reply to this

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Where's DikinCider when you need him??
methesupergirl says – reply to this

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Holy crap!!!
pookado says – reply to this

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That guy must be so crap in bed..
jfrye2004 says – reply to this

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Maybe next time she'll consider telling someone who has a homemade sex toy with a blade attachted to it to stay the hell away from her vagina. Lawdy.
PopForBreakfast says – reply to this

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I nominate these two idiots for the Dumba$$ of the Year award…
Renesme1918 says – reply to this

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What is going on in your mind to think of doing that…. better yet letting someone actually try it on you… people have serious issues
Starequisite says – reply to this

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Well I guess her man just wasn't "cuttin" it……
Starequisite says – reply to this

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As an alternative she should have looked into the "G" spot shot…..
xx.boobear says – reply to this

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LO FUCKING L
SERIOUSLY!
riotgrrl_311 says – reply to this

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im scarred
HOTtStuFF13 says – reply to this

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SEE!! My man was try to sell that sh*T to me….. Haha she should have know better.
Starlit says – reply to this

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Re: callmerita – Ummm I think the whole point of keeping the blade on was to use it for it's long & moving vibration. I would imagine they put one of those jelly like sleeves on it and tried using it cuz of where the blade vibrated and probably went back and forth. What idiots!
~JOSIE~ says – reply to this

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~~~~A SAW? SERIOUSLY? WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE~~~~
duelastar says – reply to this

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So this is what natural selection has stooped to.
Seriously… REMOVE THE BLADE YOU MORON!!!!
mlu5412 says – reply to this

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Idiot. Poor woman! Im pretty sure you have to completely remove the blade and add an attachment to the dildo to correctly attach it do the sawza w/out causing this kind of injury. I would think you also might have to slow down the motor a little bit! They should have just went to lovers lane and got something safe!
letty \"yo\ says – reply to this

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DIRTY!!!
mtagurl says – reply to this

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omg… idiots!!!
kiana says – reply to this

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well we hope it wasn't rusty! That is so lame……….women are stupid some times.
topper says – reply to this

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Does the boyfriend have hip implants and can't do the work?
Tartshrew says – reply to this

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Is stupidity hereditary?
missB says – reply to this

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owwwwwwwwww
redred1 says – reply to this

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Reading that made my coo-coo hurt. Damn that's awful.
la poopsiekins says – reply to this

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Grisly. And tragic that these people were so, so stupid. Dumb-ass should go to jail for this. She trusted him, and it looks like Mr. Git-R-Done thought he knew everything about modiying power tools for other uses just since he's a guy. I mean, whatever happened to using vegetables? Go kinky the organic way ! Carrots and cucumbers don't kill !
Gucci Bag says – reply to this

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WOW!
She's F*cked!
nickynyce says – reply to this

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'spose it was the thought that counts … LMFAO
GA_Peach says – reply to this

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Bless her heart. "Stupid is as stupid does."
Mentalist says – reply to this

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At least her standards ae higher than Heidi Klum who sleeps with a filthy non human creature?
Ellie_Day says – reply to this

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Masterbation is EWW!!
Jones19 says – reply to this

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OUCH!
luvbug_505 says – reply to this

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Re: Ellie_Day – Bahahahahahahaa. oh, u were being serious…
anyways ppl are idiots..go to the sex shop and buy a real toy
OkWhat! says – reply to this

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a drill I could understand, but hell no not to a reciprocating saw.
I am truly at a loss for words.
Im Hungry says – reply to this

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awww poor girl i hope she's ok OMG i can't imagine the pain she must be going through =[
smh@ppl says – reply to this

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DAMN! THAT MUST HURT LIKE FUCKING HELL!!! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TRY THAT? WHY?
Dana1963 says – reply to this

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That is insane!!!!
givemethegossip says – reply to this

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that is so fucked up
Dlight says – reply to this

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OUCH and OMFG what where they thinking, always remove the blade….stupid horny wankers…..personally I prefer the electric drill…I kid…no I don't, yea I do oh but really people get propper toy's they have prettier colours aswell and are quite powerfull these days =D
c2mmwDER says – reply to this

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as long as the saw calls her back… right? ; )
natashad123 says – reply to this

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:|
goobernut says – reply to this

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hmm..

sex toy
+
saber saw blade
=
a… good… time?

who the fuck thinks like that?!
xX-missdarkness-Xx says – reply to this

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wow, that gives a new meaning to power tools :S i wonder how many times she tried that??
Peaches and Cream says – reply to this

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LMFAOOOOOOO

u should have put
"dont try this at home kids!"
CmSyr says – reply to this

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A-haa! Now the video "Benny Benassi - Satisfaction" makes much more sense..
joeyjoey says – reply to this

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he KEPT THE FUCKING BLADE ON?!?! IDIOT!
Spiffiness says – reply to this

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I can see what they were trying to do.. but come on.. attaching their little plastic thing to a fucking saw blade was not smart.
iwanttobeacullen says – reply to this

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how stupid! obviously her "partner" isnt good enough in the sack that shes willing to die for pleasure!
itsfrances. says – reply to this

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doubt she'd fuck him again.

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