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"Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter"

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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

Some apparent sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman's condition at this time is unknown.

Whether the act was consensual or accidental likely will be investigated by the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office, WUSA reported .

Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 9:20 am / Email this »

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snitch says – reply to this

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I live in Southern Maryland where this happened…… Apparently she had to have 250 internal stitches. Also supposedly high on ectsacy and drunk. Only in Southern Maryland friends. Thanks for putting us on the map Perez lol
myers1978 says – reply to this

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O MY GOD! this made me cringe, I cant imagine the dumbass who would try this and that poor woman… OUCH! that makes me hurt
2201East says – reply to this

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When Energizers just don't do the trick!!!
2201East says – reply to this

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Re: c2mmwDER – Will it respect her in the morning?
zuhbawtuh fresh says – reply to this

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as a resident of st mary's county i have to say that i am proud to see our tradition of power tool pleasure being upheld….kidding. but im not. but im kidding. kind of.

but for real, not shocking behavior. Once, a woman got hit with a bow and arrow on a busy road. That woman was my former middle school best friend who became a prostitute. (true story)
Awesomeness77 says – reply to this

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This honestly dosen't surprise me, the people in this state are fricken idiots. seriously.
SweetLittleThing says – reply to this

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Whatever happened to Darwin's theory of Survival Of The Fittest? Why bother giving medical attention to these idiots.. Let them weed themselves out. People this dumb should not be allowed to have children.
SweetLittleThing says – reply to this

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The guy was later identified as Larry The Cable Guy
dvass says – reply to this

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idiotts.
snitch says – reply to this

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Re: Awesomeness77 –
Have you ever heard of the word SMIB? Southern Maryland Inbred… Thank god I'm not one……
sophiebubble says – reply to this

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Ow ow! what is with people making crazy sex toys? like that one in burn after reading?! More likely to kill someone than give them pleasure!