Life's A Beach
Filed under: Paris Hilton > Love Line
Ah yes, celebrities in lust love!
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were spotted in Hawaii on Tuesday doing what young rich people do best: languidly strutting around with no clothes on.
But is it Paris that Doug really loves? Or just his own reflection in her sunglasses?
[Image by Will Binns via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:35 am




Nice…..Harry, i don't like the one yer getting…heeehee heee
Leave it to a celeb to wear a big ol clunky necklace to da beach.
Fuck she has big fucking feet…What is that size 11.5…
For Alice that would be 46……..
damn i'd love to do her
She is a worthless WHORE! If she is so rich why doesnt she help those in need and do some good will like Brad and Angie have chosen to do? She is just a glorified prostitute!
Re: FlaNaytcha – I'd give her a Pearl necklace instead…
FUCK! Now we have to dump a SHITLOAD of Valtrex in the ocean!
Mario are you stupid….It's the BJ she's going to give him in the hotel room.
Re: Jezzebelle is Bold – Stop……suck it up……..
hoebag!!!
I think her feet are bigger than his. Ew.
Squirt…Squirt………
Re: Long Dong Connery – HUH?
Two assholes, walking on the beach. Get it SNL!
I'd have called this post Dumb and Dumber.
No….for those two? Life is a Valtrex prescription.
got a run……….
her body sucks
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of hearing about Paris Hilton.
Paris won't "fall in love" for real until she HAS to.
Fools in love…
next mario
Paris acts like she likes them hot but every fucken guy she's with is fug and has genital warts
He is a total DOUCHE! She is so dumb. He is like a Spencer wanna be.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – so right
she is not hot
They look cute together. I am off to my boring desk job. Paris has it made!
Re: MRS. JOSH HOLLOWAY – lol
Re: harrybalsac – .i.
Re: the_big_Boss – You know what else sucks Freddy? Madonna on my BALLS!
Re: Long Dong Connery – LOL…but just to let you know….I also have big feet. I'm 6 ft. That would be 181 cm?
Paris actually looks good here.. she looks healthy.. not too skinny..well atleast not in comparison!
Re: the_big_Boss – BTW Freddy, I'm at work so I get PAID to fuck with you and my Wife thinks you're FAG too!
I think she's had a BOOB JOB!!
who would have thought
why don't you ask the same question to paris, mario? she is the one that needs cameras on HER. she was in a great relationship and the reason, at least, the other sites, (which I realize could be total bs) report she broke it off, was that the paps found her boring and she wasn't getting pics taken enough and wasn't getting enough jobs to party. so to hell with love and a possible husband, hello sex, drugs and money and keep spreading that herpes around the world.
Paris was captured on video being plugged by Rick Solomon and thousands of people saw it. Who on earth would want to date that skank? Duh, it has to be the money and nothing else.
Re: harrybalsac – lol.ur wife must be blind to be marry an asshole like u.my girlfriend thinks ur a moron too
HE'S YUMMY!
MEMO TO PEREZ: Nobody cares about that diseased whore. She is over.
Is she the only one who doesn't realize he's using her? He has consistently moved up the chain…starting with lowly Lauren, then Amanda, and now Paris. She needs to get her head out of her ass. She has slept with half of L.A. Soooo fucking nasty!!
Will you look at that, Paris got breast implants.
What is this broads problem. Does she need a man to feel relevant? She was JUST IN LOVE with Benji like two months ago! This is staged.
This will end just like every other one of her so called relationships. More like booty-calls.
But who knows? Maybe she really is grown up now and in a different phase of her life. I think it would be awesome if she married someone and was really in love.
He's a fucking douche.
Ugh, two more reasons why native Hawaiians despise tourists.
i'm not a fan of hers, but they make a super cute couple & if you really look at her lately, she does seem to be happier, however brief.
Ha, they both have the same feet!
Oh my word-she's got like ape feet!
PARIS HILTON IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB…..EVERYONE HAS HAD A TURN!!!!!!
PARIS HILTON IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB…..EVERYONE HAS HAD A TURN!!!!!!
PARIS HILTON IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB…..EVERYONE HAS HAD A TURN!!!!!!
PARIS HILTON IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB…..EVERYONE HAS HAD A TURN!!!!!!
PARIS HILTON IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB…..EVERYONE HAS HAD A TURN!!!!!!
PARIS HILTON IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB…..EVERYONE HAS HAD A TURN!!!!!!
PARIS HILTON IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB…..EVERYONE HAS HAD A TURN!!!!!!
Paris has HUGE feet!
shes so fucking annoying
For fuck's sake this is just too easy, as both of these turds are boring, and yes they should just climb in each other's ass holes, oh but wait that would mean you would have to find a new place to live right Perez? Well there is always lady Gag Gag who I am sure would spread wide for you to move on in as you spend alot of time up her ass as well. You worthless dog turd.
She doesn't half get through them.
She needs to keep her knees together.
That Paris chick has screwed every young celebrity dude in hollywood so now she's starting over again.
They look look GOOD together…they look happy.
love? This chick has no soul, she changes men like underwear
why did you have to put the dots etc on him an ruin it?
good match - both happy go lucky - he looks good, and could model if he lost a bit of weight
Lol you praise your sugarmama and Dough the Douche who are obviously there for some publicity yet you keep on trashing Lindsay and Samantha who are in a long term strong relationship… only in Piggy's Hilton's world!
LOL! Neither are celebrities Perez…
Damn what I wouldn't give to suck and swallow him!
Her feet are sooo big, good grief
That beach will have to be closed immediately for a toxic clean-up…
FUCKIN SEXXXY
he looks like an ape
I would hardly call these two LOSERS "celebrities".
Puhleez. More like WANNABES. The only place she's "famous" is in her own head and here on this shitastic site that sucks up to her.
doug is hot - but please wax you chest+armpits (european girls like it smooth!)!!!!! and paris has no fake-boobs - there are other photos where she really has a flat chest!
i'm sorry..did you just call them "celebrities"???
Not hot. Doughie.
was paris born intersexed and then her parents chose to raise her as a girl? she has man feet and hands and an adam's apple.
Let's hope there's another sex tape, with Paris filming so we have a nice view of him LOL MUAHAHAHAHAHA (Do I sound like a perv sometimes ? Shit, I did again ! LOL)
Can't figure out why any guys like her??? Maybe it's her lifestyle, it must be fun. She just isn't pretty to me, no personallity or values.
I think she can do better. Come on Not even LC wanted him lol. && why would you wear that neckless to the beach..
GEEZ, these hollywood chicks don't give their twats enough time to air out before they're jumping on some other cock! I wonder how many notches she has on ther bed post.
i have to admit! the dude is fuccking hot!!!
PARIS HILTON IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AN HERPES WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paris will fuck anything that walks
Re: YODA SPEAKS – Would Perez ever desert Paris???…just because she had a bf??? I don't think it's like that…
His boobs are bigger than hers, but her feet are bigger than is. Probably evens out.
she's a bitch
Perez! How can we get the message to Paris that she needs to snap out of it! He's gross and makes her look like reality star all over again.
Aren't any of these dudes worried their dick or other body parts are going to fall off? She's so nasty!
Is it just me or her bikini top is way too tight?
Or too small one or the other
Sniff sniff…..Spring is in the air which means she'll be in heat soon.
pathetic…but nothing new
Gahh! I hate those damn ponytails! They make her look like a fucking chihuahua. NOT WORKING PARIS!