The Foxy Report
Filed under: Megan Fox
Uber hottie Megan Fox was spotted leaving a beauty salon in Hollywood on Tuesday, you know, beautifying herself.
As usual, the Transformers star was looking muy caliente - just being her casual self.
When she got back to her car, though it had a few parking tickets on it, which Fox just laughed off.
Funny how she got a parking ticket so quickly, yet Disney slut Miley Cyrus parks illegally in a handicapped zone without a permit, there's video proof of it on film, and nothing happens to her.
Oh well, at least Megan is almost perfect.
Just minus her relationship choices. And maybe that huge Marilyn Monroe tattoo!
[Images via StarzLife.]
Posted: March 11, 2009 at 3:35 pm
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her implants look like squares. she is so plain, how could you compare her to you know who???
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I love that girl!! She's totally badass
I want to F' you like an animal-Heard that song and thought of her!
Would. You. Give. It. A. Rest. With. Miley. Cyrus????
people park illegally in LA all the time…. sooo who gives a fuck if Miley Cyrus does… stop bringing it up just cause you want an excuse to hate her its really not that big of a deal.
Hey Megan-I'll pay those parking tickets for you if you flash me those funbags!
What, is today "White Trash Day"? Sorry, I forgot, EVERYDAY is White Trash Day!
SHES SO SEXY!!!!
I don't understand the fascination with this girl. There is nothing authentic about her….????
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hott
Yeah, the tats don't a thing for harry except the one on her ass that says " harry was here".
I LOVE HER ! shes my idol ! Tattoos and all!
i dont think she makes movies anymore. she is just hot for a living
hummmmm….
Love her!
I'd like to Tattoo my name on her ass!
hummm…..
she obviously did nothing at the salon…..still looks like shit
Re: libra1018 – agreed!!!!!
Leaving ,I thought she was just arriving!And what's wrong with handicap spaces without them I would never find a spot to park!!!
Re: RedWingsFan – I think Whitey aka Choo-choo is hiding from us.
Perez, have you seen the awful job the surgeon did to her tits? they're literally deformed!
Yucky!
Anyway, she looks just like Miley.. but a hideous version of Miley.
Her tattoos are rank.
Her face is so dull and her hair's always greasy!
she is hot.but no talent
Re: RedWingsFan – #19 I'd like to tatoo my tounge on her tussie!!
Re: Bö!!!SEMICOLON!!!rte Petrarchia – Haha-good point!
gross tatoos
Re: harrybalsac – I think shes resting-we may have been to rough on her!
Re: the last star – Ha! You,me and about a million other guys!
she sucks
Re: Nickysue – so sorry, according to the rules I get a tongue bath. some places are so much dirtier than others
LOL!!! A few parking tickets? You go, Megan!!!
Let Miley Be dude!
Re: Cady_W – Idol? I can think of quite a few things wrong with that statement
Mario - get help - you pick on women all the time. You are a bad advocate of everything you stand for; to the point of being ridiculous and insane. This is the only reason I visit you site - to study your abnormal behavior.
I bet I could transformer her into a screaming Hyena!!!
LEAVE TATTOOED PEOPLE ALONE YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG! GO SUCK A GIANT DICK YOU FUCKWAD!!!
Perez…you fucktard!! Almost perfect my ass! Have you seen pictures of her before she was famous? She has had a ton of work to look like that, though she should have saved her money because her boobs look like shit! Get a life and stop posting crap about this tramp…we know that is the only way she got into Hollywood, because she sure as hell can't act! I am sure she has "blown" a ton of producers to get acting jobs. Bet like hell you were paid the almighty dollar from trampy tramp to post things like her looking all hot and shit….you are such a fucking sellout!!!
Re: harrybalsac – Here I am…I am at work Harry, it's my lunch break..I have a job…chooo choooo…..
Re: the last star – Hey, you! I'm sure you could…
God, I wish I looked like her - stunning.
Why does she always look like a pothead who moonlights as a stripper?
Re: Boogly –
"This is the only reason I visit you site - to study your abnormal behavior. "
LOLOLOL well OK, if you say so.
Re: LULU~* – If you get your nose, boobs, chin and brows done and ingest a steady diet of semen and cocain, you CAN look like her!
leave miley alone. god your such a fat fuck perez. i love megan fox
yes! she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on
___Tallmingle . Co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!! 
She would be perfect, if only she could act. Honestly, she was just eye candy in Transformers…her acting belonged in the morgue…it was DEAD
why is everyone so mean to Brian?
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – No I dont go for the nose in the clouds stuck up type.I like the natural down to earth beauties who appreciate what you do for them.I wouldn't give any of these girls the time of day.I wouldn't even look their way walking down the street.I like nice girls like u!!!!
first off, women who diss her are just jealous, and fuck off bout the tattoo its hot and what matters is that she doesnt have those shitty stars that practically EVERY other celeb has. and guys who don't think shes hot (ur gay) nothing wrong with that, just…u r
Re: the last star – Awww, baby! I like you too!!!
she's amazingly hot…but yea, the tatoo detracts from her.
Why do you have such a problem with her boyfriend? I think he's hot and she obviously loves him or she wouldn't be with him! You jealous?
She is awesome but I hate when ppl compare her to A.J. Megan looks pretty normal and A.J. at that age was everything but normal…
Why on earth everything posted turns to be SANTA MILEY's related???
OK, she's a pretty girl but I don't see why guys think she's SUCH a hot piece.
There's girls out there who are WAY hotter than she is.
i agree that the damn tattoo is the only thing keeping megan from perfection status…some of her other tattoos are ok but than damn marilyn one needs to be lasered off asap
I don't get what the big deal with this slut is. do guys really think she's pretty? she looks like every other 'actress' out there
xoxo
whats wrong with the tattoo ! i think it looks good.
ME LOVE ME SOME MEGAN!
The Marilyn tatt is FABULOUS! you're crazy if you think it's not Mr. Hilton.
Why do you always mention Miley?
SERIOUSLY : Does anyone really think those Nasty Bits Of Sh*t they call tats look good on anyone not serving time? Does this B*tch really think that crappy artwork is something to be proud of? I'd rather see her walking around in crotchless jeans NOW THERE IS SOMETHING WE'D LIKE TO SEE?
(maybe even lick a little?)
Re: JessJess31 – Jess ya know SOMETIMES people PRETEND to hate what they Really Want. Do you think Perez could be a Closet Hetrosexual? with dreams of tender young girls??
Yeah, easy for her to laugh off a few parking ticket(s). I'm not a fan of Miley at all, but Megan Fox isn't a saint either, Perez. Stop kissing up.
megan fox is NOTTTT perfect!
check out: NERDCAKE …your daily dessert
TO FIND OUT HER SECRET!
perez if you are going to call anyone a no talent slut, it should be megan fox, not miley. at least miley can sing. fox is the definition of TRASHY!!
Am I the only one who doesn't get the appeal of this girl? I mean, she's cute…but so are a lot of people out there. Maybe I'm missing something…
i love her marilyn munroe tattoo!
and your one to talk about hiprocracy perez, you bitch about one person and suck someones cock who does the same thing
tattoo's aren't a bad thing
i have a few myself.
yeah she's really pretty…too bad she's a complete and utter airhead. i suspected that for a while but her E! interview at the golden globes pretty much sealed the deal, what a mess.
wtf, don't even mention miley's name in the same post as Megan's
megan is hawt :3
Don't know why people think this girl is so hot. Just ordinary to me.
Love the tat!! I probably wouldnt have put it there but hey its not my body!!
PEREZ!!! i love her tattoos!!!!
Umm, SO love the Marilyn tattoo. I'm sad, I rarely disagree w/ Perez. I do love tattoos though. She's so gorgeous. She's an actress I actually like as an actress AND as a person which is rare. She seems really down to earth, really chill, and anyone who rocks tie-dye is BA as well.
she looks greasy
megan fox is like the hottest vchick out there… like come on i really dont think any of you should be hating on her.!!!!!!
woo foxy
boo miley!!!!
ps to all the perez haters out there fuck right the hell of if you dontlike him and what he has to say dont read the dam site you ass holes!!!
That is NOT MARILYN MONROE tattoo!! It is JENNA JAMESON as Marilyn, GET IT RIGHT!!
I watched an interview with her where she told everyone she used to have a big crush on JJ and that is why she got the tat
i just hate the way she dresses..i just dont like it,it all seems so cheap on her,i really dont like it,she is not a lady at all!!
SHES SO FIIIIIIIIIINE! GIVE ME AN HOUR WITH HER
Megan Fox is as hot as Angelina & Halle….any nude pics of her about??