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Are You Ready Austin????

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It's the show everyone's buzzing about!

CLICK HERE to check out some information about our big SXSW extravaganza that you will all love!
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  1. 1

    fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst



  2. 2

    no



  3. 3

    Re: ilykthx – your faster than me :'(



  4. 4

    So can I have that guitar?



  5. 5

    My 9 year old daughter likes Hello Kitty, too. Aren't you a little old for HK? Plus, it's a girl thing. I know that your balls haven't dropped yet, but still.



  6. 6

    Perez — you should come have an extravaganza or something in Jacksonville, FL!!! I've wanted to meet you for so long and never have :(



  7. 7

    Click here Pork Butt and see me type FUCK OFF MARIO!



  8. 8

    so perez…. tell me
    is mika going to be there??? i won't tell anybody, honest!!
    that would be really nice, we haven't heard a thing from him in a longggggggg time
    ;o) xx



  9. 9

    who should i be excited about?? after you dissed ra ra riot, the new york dolls, and the hold steady, how could i possibly trust your musical judgement?!



  10. 10

    plus if katy perry is gonna be anywhere near it, there is no way i could possibly go without vomiting.



  11. 11

    i cannot click here because I know I am going to hear your voice which to me is like nails on a chalk board.



  12. 12

    PEREZ ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN SXSW?
    MY FRIENDS AND I DRIVE DOWN FROM HOLLYWOOD EVERY YEAR AND YOUR PRESENCE THERE HAS BEEN A JOKE AMONGST THE LOCALS….YOU REPRESENT EVERYTHING SHALLOW AND TASTELESS IN MUSIC AND ENTERTAINMENT, AND SORRY TO SAY YOU BRING THE WORST OF HOLLYWOOD WITH YOU AND HOLLY WOULD HAS NO PLACE THERE..
    YOU ARE A BOIL, A PLAGUE, A POX….
    PLEASE FADE AWAY INTO OBSCURITY SOON



  13. 13

    visit www.gossipbreaker.tk



  14. 14

    Damn Perez and his kavorka…

  15. 29 says – reply to this


    15

    um, no thanks. i'd rather not waste my gas on a 4 hour drive from dallas to see your fatass. next…



  16. 16

    your pictures over the sofa are hung too high and too far apart.



  17. 17

    You are so silly, Mario!!!
    That guitar is too cute,
    oh, and finally, de nada…



  18. 18

    que buena guitarra



  19. 19

    anyone bored? trying submitting your own celebrity roasts on roastlist.com



  20. 20

    Hey Perez,

    What's a cute gay boy from austin have to do to get in your party?

    Love
    Curtis
    youtube.com/curtis



  21. 21

    BORING!



  22. 22

    obviously on something. REhab patient in waiting



  23. 23

    You disguisting asshole. Nobody wants to see you. You're shows or whatever you do is so lame. You think you're funny, but you're the only one. Time to quit. Time for you to do the only job you qualify for: clean toilet bowls. That's the only thing your face is suitable for. You make people vomit with your awful voice, stupid haircut and disguisting face and your fake attempt to smile. Talk about putting plastic in your face



  24. 24

    Backslasssssssh. Nerd.
    ;]



  25. 25

    Perez, I was just about to say I don't know why anyone would want to date you, but I think you should give this Curtis guy a chance.



  26. 26

    "It's the show everyone's buzzing about!"

    Oh yea, just like you had hundreds of requests for those damn Fagboosh T-Shirts



  27. 27

    OMG if I knew whare this is in Austin I am soooo going I am alrady going to the book sineing :D



  28. 28

    Please announce the lineup already……it's only a week away! COME ON!



  29. 29

    I'm going to try to make it this year



  30. 30

    roastlist.com



  31. 31

    how the hell do i get tickets to party with you perez?!?!?!?

    message me or something!
    myspace.com/illmakeyoupanic



  32. 32

    when r ya coming to canada????



  33. 33

    it's a FORWARD slash, this \ is a back slash



  34. 34

    Re: harrybalsac – Hey big fella (o:
    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Hey beautiful - did HM give you my details? (o:



  35. 35

    OMG I can't wait to hear some new Tori Amos songs! It's going to be so sinful and delicious.



  36. 36

    P ~ I agree with Morticia 13 - your paintings are hanging too high and too far apart on your wall. Do you want me to show you how you should hang all your art there? There is so much you could do with that big old wall and you aren't using it correctly.



  37. 37


  38. 38

    Perez, you are so faboosh! Can't wait for austin!



  39. 39

    I live in Austin and and we would like you to stay away. Please.



  40. 40

    I love the Hello Kitty in the background! I am 22 and STILL and will ALWAYS love Hello Kitty! She is an icon!



  41. 41

    Perezzzzz! You should visit the SF Bay Area. Zomgggg.



  42. 42

    Why does Minneapolis never get anything cool…?



  43. 43

    austin doesn't want you here. and i promise you that the only people who will enjoy your ass being at sxsw are people who don't understand the true meaning of what sxsw is about. stay in california.



  44. 44

    OMG I WANNA GO~!



  45. 45

    AHHH dont poison my city perez please stay away!!!



  46. 46

    lay off the coke mario

  47. A2121 says – reply to this


    47

    Re: HellenKiller

    Here is my question…for everyone out there bashing Perez…WHY DO YOU EVEN GET ON TO READ HIS STUFF, MUCH LESS LEAVE BITCH ASS COMMENTS? SERIOUSLY…he is a person making a fucking living doing what he loves…so really people…have you got nothing else better to do? Why would any of you even have a reason to get on, read, and then leave comments if you aren't as "SHALLOW and TASTELESS" as everyone else…

    THANKS…



  48. 48

    P-rez I think the question is are YOU ready for ATX



  49. 49

    PEREZ !!!! your voice is soooo squicky/girly/babyish it gives me goose bbumps
    ….and why do u pause and make words loooongerrr as if ur talkin to babies..?!?!



  50. 50

    Hey bitch, when are you coming to New Jersey.



  51. 51

    haha backslashhh heyyy you're funny



  52. 52

    huh, this is the show "everyone is buzzing about"? I've never heard of it



  53. 53

    perez is such a fucking moron!



  54. 54

    We're soooooooooo ready! I'm one of the event managers for SXSW, I'm working a lot of parties, but not yours :( Need an assistant for the night?! Sounds like it's gonna be epic!



  55. 55

    how do i get tix!?! i need to be there for this event!!



  56. 56

    Pink = love!! You know u should ask ur "boo" to teach you how to play, ya'll made for each other Perez! YOU CAN DO IT! Can't wait for that BAD GIRLS CLUB REUNION!!!



  57. 57

    oh joy. a chance to see a fat ass and katy perry on stage. texans must be thrilled.



  58. 58

    tmz howard k stern turning himself in! get on it perez!!!!!

  59. pabst says – reply to this


    59

    I willingly just watched this video & the spears wreck. Looks like it's time to schedule that second therapy appt for the week.



  60. 60

    Word.



  61. 61

    YAY!! I'll be there but hopefully I wont see your fat face!



  62. 62

    Perez, it's too early for you to sound drunk…. stop drinking in the AM…



  63. 63

    DUDE, know your own site you're plugging. it's NOT 'BACK' slash. it's forward. dillhole.



  64. 64

    oh Perez yawn



  65. 65

    Please stay out of Austin. I am getting rid of my Dell - I can't believe they would want you. Unbelievable.



  66. 66

    Annoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't Stand That "Hellooooooooooooo Everyyyyyooooooooone" !!!!



  67. 67

    Re: Roxie77

    im from san antonio how do i get ticketssss? hook me up! haha

  68. pabst says – reply to this


    68

    If your last post is gonna be this squeak of dung at 7:12pm—well I don't know what to say. Tigerlily79 gave you a head's up on stern and here I still see your grill. WTFF?



  69. 69

    How cool! :)



  70. 70

    isnt everyone being a bit harsh, i know your all welcome to have your opinion but if you hate perez so much then why do u visit the website.



  71. 71

    Im from Austin Texas! and i cant wait to gooo yes SXSW

    -Donovan Marshall
    myspace.com/famous_donovan1



  72. 72

    You are irritating… It's almost surreal how irritating you truly are…



  73. 73

    AND his name's not perez!



  74. 74

    ~~~~IT'S A FORWARD SLASH! DERRRR~~~~



  75. 75

    Self-promotion, Wario, that's what got you where you were. Keep it up, queenie, and you just may stretch your 15 minutes a little longer!



  76. 76

    Re: fuckperezsometimes

    irritating does'nt EVEN COME CLOSE to describing what he is. these vids he makes are just downright embarrasing.



  77. 77

    wait, what's the website again? lol



  78. 78

    Re: xxxNinaxxx

    lol….. sorry i did'nt see this before i made 3 posts about how much perez nauseates me.



  79. 79

    Re: HellenKiller – then why are you even here if you dislike him so much? people like you confuse me.



  80. 80

    Re: why_hello_thar

    you know some ppl love to hate…………. just like mario!



  81. 81

    VOMITOUS!!! LET'S BOYCOTT THIS SHIT!!!
    VOMITOUS!!! LET'S BOYCOTT THIS SHIT!!!
    VOMITOUS!!! LET'S BOYCOTT THIS SHIT!!!
    VOMITOUS!!! LET'S BOYCOTT THIS SHIT!!!
    VOMITOUS!!! LET'S BOYCOTT THIS SHIT!!!



  82. 82

    Re: slooshy – YEAH same ppl who keeps on asking about Mischa Barton's love life…



  83. 83

    wasting your lives away commenting on all this bullshit



  84. 84

    LAY OFF THE COCAINE MARIO….
    -
    NOW WE KNOW HOW HE LOST ALL THAT FUCKING WEIGHT!!!!



  85. 85

    Re: haliwood – change the 'your' to 'our', and that should sound about right.



  86. 86

    Re: homegirljustdid – Please NO! SF is sacred!



  87. 87

    Re: morticia13 – It's because his fat ass needs his own space in the plane so that makes Piggy 2!



  88. 88

    hey P.
    can i have your hello kitty painting? and love the queen of all media robe! your such a diva. lolz.



  89. 89

    well thats awesome perez!glad 2 c ur cummin 2 visit lil ole texas.im sure not by choice.probly jus cuz of muney.but watever tha reasun we're glad 2 hav ya.i liv in belton texas.bout 45 minutes outsida austin(if u drive fast.)so ill c ya there!



  90. 90

    and i jus got a lil tip 4 ya.dont wear nuthin 2 fru fru cuz southern folks dont take 2 well ta gays.especially city-slicker gays.



  91. 91

    sxsw is the shit



  92. 92

    sorry, our lives away! still sad



  93. 93

    Re: glitzy

    lololol!!!!!!!!!!!



  94. 94

    Please stay away. We don't need you hollywood types fucking up our beautiful city



  95. 95

    perez i hope you read this…please take your comment app off of here im tired ot all the negativity i really dont understand why people gravitate to and come back to your site if they "hate" it and you so much,i think it says alot about them. love you and wish you all the best….



  96. 96

    Re: AbbyWoo – Shut up bitch. The commentary is the only reason I participate here. Otherwise I'd just stay on TMZ and X-17. I was depressed enough when he started requiring you to have an account to post (now back then this site was TRULY entertaining!)



  97. 97

    you're so full of shit,nobody cares about your lame show..this website has become all about selling your shit.



  98. 98

    AbbyWoo is a sheep,Perez is a big girl and if he can't handle negative comments and will only allow people like you to lick his asshole than he should stop bashing celebs and only say positive things about them.



  99. 99

    Wow Perez, you're cute! i love your laugh. Why must you be gay??



  100. 100

    I was actually thinking about going…but then I decided against it :)
    Sorry Perez, if you had come to Dallas I totally would've gone, that's where I live.

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