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Jen And John Split CONFIRMED!

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Well, it's confirmed!

Earlier today we told you about Jennifer Aniston's split from John Mayer, and now People is confirming the split - and those bitches don't confirm shit unless it comes from a publicist (on the record or off)!

And, they claim that it was John who dumped Jen. Duh!

According to a source, "They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other. Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy."

You don't need him anyway, Man!

Jenny just needed someone at the Oscars to make her feel less awkward around Brangelina. And Mayer needed someone famous to bang up the butt to continue his fame-whoring ways!

[Image via WENN.]

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    1. 1

      Thanks Pork Butt, I guess if you don't hear the splash in the bowl your not quite sure you just took a shit.



    2. 2

      Good! Mayer's a douche!



    3. 3

      BIG DEAL, WOOOOOOOOOO, NOBODY CARES!



    4. 4

      Who Cares!



    5. 5

      poor jen…he's a douche and she's just….sad!



    6. 6

      kay. lay off her. she is not a homewrecker. and she is bautiful. and you are dumb. kthx



    7. 7

      THERES SUMTHING WRONG WITH HER…SHE CANT KEEP A MAN …SHE WENT FROM TGHE BOMB!!!!!!TO A BUMB!!!!!!WISE UP JEN…UR SHIT DO STANK



    8. 8

      ugh john mayer is a giant loser who talks about his breakups to the paparazzi . . .



    9. 9

      Mayer's too immature for anyone. Maybe Miley and he should hook up…



    10. 10

      thnx god she should find a man her age i love her but its better off that way



    11. 11

      wow jen's chin looks fuckin freaky in that picture. wow. weird.



    12. 12

      and jen is a loser too



    13. 13

      I wanna like Jen but this shit is getting old, isn't it?



    14. 14

      I hope she'll meet a great guy very soon! She is such a sweetheart.
      Team Aniston.



    15. 15

      Re: harrybalsac – *wink*



    16. 16

      Re: harrybalsac – Or if the water ricochets the cornhole.



    17. 17

      i feel bad for her. she seems like a really lovely person.



    18. 18

      ahahahahaa

      but i do feel bad for jen..id feel like such a loser if i were her.. :(



    19. 19

      she prolly got sick of his wierd obsessionn with Brad pitt and said to knock it off and grow up and he prolly got pissed and dumped her



    20. 20

      Are we supposed to be suprised about this? Doesn't this happen like every 2 months?



    21. 21

      Jen should give a girl a try… She might kiss a girl… And Like IT!



    22. 22

      Sad…. I liked them as a couple. I hope they get back together.
      .
      Mario, what is it with the "bang up the butt" comment lately!? That is exactly what you like…..



    23. 23

      Oh what a shock!!! it was obvious this guy didn't actually cared for her….but then again WHO does?????



    24. 24

      i can picture her with someone like Luke Owen



    25. 25

      Hahaha

      poor jen though…



    26. 26

      i meant luke wilson



    27. 27

      Jen thinks she is lucky in love. The Queen of Denial just entered the land of desperation. Brad was SOOOOO lucky to gt away from her.



    28. 28

      lol, I just read Perez's comment about David.H and Selena.G on twitter, just gotta say: WORD!
      Oh, and I wonder when Perez will post the pictures of David.H drinking and partying at his hotel with the Bikini-contest-hoes
      / StSara@Twitter



    29. 29

      He clearly does NOT deserve this girl. He is a looser anyhow. Move on Jen, there is better!



    30. 30

      The last paragraph was oh so accurate.



    31. 31

      Hahahahahahaha, after kissing his ass and sucking up to him in every friggin' interview, she gets dumped AGAIN! Mayer is a douche, but she's the bag that holds the water and vinegar.



    32. 32

      Hope Jennifer is not sad over that breakup, that sissy is not worth shedding one single drop of tear from her beautiful eyes. Better alone than with an immature bloke. This is a blessing in disguise, good luck dear girl.



    33. 33

      Later haters! Pork Butt, as always, SUCK IT!



    34. 34

      liar……how come i just got my save the date invite for the wedding?



    35. 35

      Finally! I hope she really finds what makes her happy and can move on from Brad. It must be hard to see your hot ex so happy with his beautiful partner and their beautiful children. She must feel sad and lonely.



    36. 36

      Maybe they would still be together if he had learned to "Lickety-split."



    37. 37

      Oh, snap!



    38. 38

      CHECK OUT PEREZS' TWITTER PAGE…HES A PSYCHO..
      HES OBSESSED WITH MAYER AND TWITTERS ALL THESE CELEBRITIES..
      HES CALLED DIDDY A CRACK HEAD A MESS OF TIMES, TELLS DEMI MOORE HOW UGLY HER DAUGHTER IS, TOLD JOHN MAYER HIS BROTHER HAS ASS SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS. REAL 12 YEAR OLD STUFF. HES SICK SICK SICK!
      IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE SOMEONE FUCKS HIM UP.



    39. 39

      Team Aniston! She rocks!

    40. VGirl says – reply to this


      40

      I never liked him for her….or at all…she needs a mature guy, I see her like with a executive guy not in the showbiz! and sometimes with mathew perry! LOL



    41. 41

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA



    42. 42

      Of course you couldn't write an article about Jen without mentioning Brad and skank bitch. You're so obsessed with those two, it's pathetic.



    43. 43

      Re: _Alice_ – ( BOING)

    44. VGirl says – reply to this


      44

      Re: ellebunny – she has! courtney cox, lisa kudrow, and winona ryder!



    45. 45

      I don't know why Jen is forcing a relationship that is not there. They are worng for each other. Jennifer can definitely do better.

      It's funny though, Perez predicted it that they were together just for the Oscars and we should expect a breakup after the Oscars. He was right.



    46. 46

      Re: HellenKiller – In Perez's deffence…Rumer Willis does look like a Potato Head



    47. 47

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



    48. 48

      THE BEST WORD TO DESCRIBE JOHN MEYER IS "WEENIE"!!
      .
      JEN STOP STOP STOP WASTING TIME WITH HIM!!
      .
      WE DON'T THINK YOU ARE REALLY IN LOVE WITH HIM!!
      .
      YOU CAN DO SSSSOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER!!
      .
      HE IS A LITTLE WEENIE - DON'T BE BITTER - JUST DROP HIM LIKE A BAD HABIT!!
      .
      AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT - HE REALLY ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU.
      .
      GET YOURSELF THE RED CARPET STUD YOU DESERVE!

    49. Aspaz says – reply to this


      49

      Good for Jennifer! John Mayer is a douchebag and a famewhore! She is a talented actress and deserves to be with someone great and who treats her right and doesnt cheat on her on movie sets….hmm mayb she should hook up with Gerard Butler he is quite the hottie… or her dad can hook her up with someone from the Motherland who has extensive property



    50. 50

      She's beautiful and can do so much better. I'm so glad she's moving on to someone better…it's long overdue.



    51. 51

      Re: harrybalsac – later bals ;)



    52. 52

      YOU KNOW I JUST FIGURED OUT MOST OF THESE COMMENTS ARE MADE BY HIGH SCHOOL AGED KIDS, WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE SO MEAN AND IGNORANT SOUNDINGRe: HEARTLESS….2009 – Re: livelovemusic – Re: Jezzebelle is Bold – Re: Village – ..YUP, TALKING TO YOU



    53. 53

      AND ANGELINA HOLIE IS A CRACKHEAD WHORE…

      SHE SMOKED CRACK AND SHOT UP HEROIN WHILE PREGNANT WITH BOTH HER BASTARDS PREGNANCIES.

      ANGELINA HOLIE IS TRYING TO FUCK LIEV SCHNEIBER ON THE SET OF THEIR NEW MOVIE….WE ALL KNOW THIS BECAUSE SHE IS A WHORE AND FUCKS HER CO STARS ALWAYS…..



    54. 54

      JEN-
      .
      WE CAN ALL ALSO TELL THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS AFRAID THAT HE, WITH HIS LITTLE MEALY MOUTH WAYS, IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING TO EMBARRASS YOU.
      .
      HE IS A BOY!!
      .
      YOU NEED A MAN!!!



    55. 55

      "like she always does…"
      lol poor thing………

    56. NJK says – reply to this


      56

      its like she cant keep a man :|
      wth does this woman do to make boys break up with her? o.o



    57. 57

      Re: Jezzebelle is Bold – I never thought of that, but you're right they seem like a good pair. I always thought she should hook up with Clooney, but he's too far up Brad's butt.



    58. 58

      Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – He's got a one track mind!And he's upset because John, John wont give him any!!!



    59. 59

      Re: HellenKiller – what is his twitter site-cause I heard that Mayer told him to stop the crap with jennifer and ashton told him not to talk about rumer or else. anyhow, how do any of us know how jennifer is thinking? or what she is doing in her private life? she might be dating normal men, but will not bring them out in public but is willing to bring mayer who eats this crap up like candy. we don't know, we just read the garbage that mario, tmz, e and the rest have made her life out to be.



    60. 60

      Hey Jen, wanta hook up?



    61. 61

      Where is this confirmed on People~!!! It is just wishful thinking on your part!!



    62. 62

      damnit i liked them together. team aniston



    63. 63

      Jennifer is gorgeous, successful, talented, famous, rich and has a fabulous body, great career and a great easy-going personality.
      She deserves the best.



    64. 64

      He wasn't right for her anyway. Her friends even said so..

      Jen go for John Stamos!



    65. 65

      Re: the last star – Seriously, you are so right!!!



    66. 66

      I think that it's about damn time! hopefully it's over for GOOD this time! Poor Jen! :(



    67. 67

      ANiSTON SHOULD DATE HERSELF, 0R kEEP WHOEVA SHE'S DATiN' 0N THE LOW.
      iTS jUST EMBARRASSiN' ALREADY. SHE'S S0 PRETTY, BUT THAT PENDEjA SHOULD'VE HAD CHiLDREN WiTH BRAD PiTT A.S.A.P!! MAYBE SHE WOULD'VE LoOkED LESs PATHETiC THAN SHE DOES NOW.(=/)
      & YA kNO DOUCHiE MAYER WAS jUST HER TOY…PLZZZ



    68. 68

      Jennifer, there is more fish in the sea. And much BETTER fish at that. ;-)
      Team Aniston!!!



    69. 69

      Re: DikinCider – Just make sure she's on top!!



    70. 70

      Re: .Muñ!!!SEMICOLON!!!eca.*.Suc!a. – WHAT ARE FUCKING 6? WHAT DOES HAVING KIDS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING.
      AND NICE USE OF THE SPANGLISH…
      GO GET AN EDUCATION



    71. 71

      Only thing i can say is Jen keep your chin up high!!



    72. 72

      Re: justtfax – JUST GO TO TWITTER AND GO TO PEOPLE SEARCH…



    73. 73

      THANK GOODNESS!!!!! Don't get me wrong I don't like jen, and I think she's going to be miserable for the rest of her life but I still thought she was too good for "BIG HEAD." I can't stand that lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    74. 74

      She's moving on with her life. She seems happy. Why don't they just make a rubber stamp of that. Of course she's happy; she NEVER gets emotionally involved. I'm not sure that she was that emotionally involved with Brad. More power to her. This is apparently how she wants to live her life, but can we skip the big announcement when she hires some other guy to tag along with her for a while. All her fans who were so supportive, calling them a cute couple, perfect couple, in love, happy, when she got 'back' with Mayer, will now be dissing him AGAIN. They are as fickle as she is.

    75. Uker says – reply to this


      75

      I'M JUST SO SAD FOR HER…
      SHE CAN'T CATCH A BREAK, SHE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER IN HER LIFE.
      LOVE HER..



    76. 76

      I don't like her. She's a has-been.



    77. 77

      Maybe Jennifer should consider dating an older man? George Clooney would be perfect for her, sophisticated, mature, handsome, no baggage , successful. Or someone just like George Clooney.
      Hugh Jackman would be perfect, but Hugh is married. Oh well….



    78. 78

      jen is such a sweetheart she deserves way better then stupid john mayer anyways, she will find the right person.



    79. 79

      JEN… HOW ABOUT…
      .
      DANIEL CRAIG (SOME JAMES BOND ACTION)
      .
      CLIVE OWEN (OOOOPS MARRIED)
      .
      JAMES FRANCO
      .
      KEANU REEVES (RELATIONSHIP STATUS UNKNOWN)
      .
      EWAN MCGREGOR (MARRIED - DAMN IT)
      .
      BRADLEY COOPER (GOOD LOOKING AND SOMEWHAT A STAR)
      .
      JAMES MARSDEN (MARRIED BUT GOOD EXAMPLE)
      .
      JAKE GYLLENHAAL (IF REESE DUMPS HIM)
      .
      CHRIS PINE (ABOUT TO BE HUGE)
      .
      GET A MAN!!



    80. 80

      She doesn't need him? *He* doesn't need her!



    81. 81

      I'm surprised I'd agree with PERVez, but you're right. John Mayer is a fame whore.



    82. 82

      Re: HellenKiller –
      HAHAHAHAHAAA…YOU jUST CONTRADiCTED YOURSELF Ms. HYPOCRiTE. FiGURE iT OUT & SiT ON iT! =)



    83. 83

      A very smart man making a very smart move! way to go!!!



    84. 84

      I hope to God she seriously moves on from that total SCUMBAG!!! Man I cannot stand him…remember John ASSHOLE Mayer, what goes around comes around! You will get yours and I hope to God it's fucking public so we all can laugh at you!!!



    85. 85

      Re: wasilla00 –

      and she's just….sad!

      She is. We're all sad for her…



    86. 86

      wrong, wrong, wrong…publicists say no



    87. 87

      Jennifer needs to find someone her own age and someone nice. She keeps dating these jerks. John just used her to get more famous. He's such an ass. She's dumb for taking his lousy ass back in the first place. Good luck Jenn!



    88. 88

      Re: .perezhilton.com – H&SALSJDO))@lX CJHZUSO
      STUNNING USE OF YOUR KEYBOARD.
      VERY FANCY



    89. 89

      They seemed ill suited anyhow.
      I have no advice for Jennifer though.
      IT must be hard to date when every single person you meet or go out with is scrutinized. She'll find love eventually, though, I think.
      she needs a man her age who is handsome and successful in his own right.



    90. 90

      I'm glad they broke up. It better be final this time! I did not like them as a couple. She can do way better. I'm still holding on to hope that Jennifer will find the love of her life. Stay strong honey!



    91. 91

      Geeze what IS it with this untalented skank??..The men dump HER..she must be frigid..hehe



    92. 92

      well perez maybe now mayer will pork you in the butt like youv always wanted



    93. 93

      Who cares, she was too old and ugly for him anyway.



    94. 94

      There are a lot of great average guys out there who I'm sure would make Jen happy. Too bad she insists on famous ones who treat her terribly.



    95. 95

      Is this a new hype? On/Off again? Green-Fox, Aniston-Mayer…hopefully Efron-Hudgens



    96. 96

      haha i bet she'll miss his anal penetration



    97. 97

      Her chin is disgusting!!… what did she do to herself?!?

    98. Oma says – reply to this


      98

      I am sick of Jennifer. She is a whiny ass who seeks continuous attention.



    99. 99

      wasnt this news like, last year? omg



    100. 100

      hahahaha poor chin chin got dumped again loooooooool

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