Blast From The Past!
Filed under: Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes
On Thursday Tom Cruise begged Katie Holmes to pack his fudge with her best sparkly dildo and promised her that she could wear one of his wigs in return.
Katie couldn't resist the chance to look more like her old self, so she strapped it on.
Crazy Eyes even let Katie wear the wig out to the Japanese premiere of That Nazi Movie! He even suggested that Katie wear his sequin tube top! How sweet of him!
Tommy is such a loving husband!
Joey is that you?
[Image via WENN.]
Archie Sings Selena!
Beyonce Covers Vogue
He scares me but I still love Top Gun!
Oh, c'mon…..
WTF are U talking about Perez? Make sense why dontcha.
shelby back to look like a bugeyed potato head next week good makeup hair extensions and a photographer can make anyone look like sexy beast
she looks really beautiful!
She looks great! The sultry long hair suits her much better!
uhmmm…
she looks sooo much better like this
Oh P Dog, U so funny. Hey did you ever the footage of Tom Cruise signing an anons mask at one of the premiers of said nazi movie? Its funny
I'm not so sure that's her. Look, that person is rested, pretty, & relaxed. He must have created a double for Katie.
Nobody in Japan is going to want to watch a WWII movie… they lost.
thishotmess.com
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I think she looks pretty here. I loovve her colors
damn lol
Wtf @ that outfit
she is soo pretty here..
I think she looks pretty
wow talk about drinking hateraide! whats with Perez lately???
Katie looks gorgeous. She looks so much better with long hair.
That dress is hideous.
And which sparkly dildo is in your kester right now Mario? The Hello Kitty one or Milk Bone shaped one that Teddy grabs onto?
Re: ~Eve~ – Re: Veuve Clicquot – You bitches ever been with a brotha?
It's fun to dress up mannequins.
I love you, Joey!!!
Re: Veuve Clicquot – Baby I can't afford Veuve Clicquot but I take 7-up and mix it with Ripple and make "Champipple"! It will get layin' down somewhere later!
YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT PEREZ
STOP TRYING TO COPY MICHAEL K, YOU'LL NEVER BE AS FUNNY AS HIM NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
It's Stepford Cruise standing in for Katie. This wax figure is devoid of expression. Is Tom slipping her some kind of Scientology potion, some special barley water for grown-ups? You know that Tom demanded that Katie wear thewig–she hasn't been looking very glamorous lately. And her gown must be from her very own "Tres Ugly" line–the top doesn't go with the bottom at all. Blech.
She looks really nice
I love these two i think they're fantastic and i wish everyone would just stop taking the piss because he's a scientologist, so what?
I reckon that because they're so nice there's no stories around about them so you hate them cause you can't get anything from them…if that makes sense.
Anyway i love them
Damn Tom Cruise is looking old.
She looks so pretty
they are extensions and they look great on her and he looks good. the dress is the only thing that needs fixing there…… and perezzy commentary
"best sparkly dildo" PEREZ YOU ARE TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO SOUND LIKE MICHAEL K FROM
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Re: Veuve Clicquot – Hey Sweetheart!!
Re: Big Black Dick – LOL…HEEEEEEEHEEEE!
Her hair looks ok…the dress is fugly.
she looks soooooooo beautifull w that hair, let it grow bb
Re: Sensitivity –
Hey pirate.
her long hair looks great but eeewww.. tom is whack!~
she looks about 10 years younger with the long hair… hope she grows it back
Re: Veuve Clicquot – Looooking Goooood!!!!
katie looks so beautiful in that outfit, and withh the wig!
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tom on the other hand, he looks bad.
I don't think i would wanna see that
gee jealous much? You sure would know about fudge packing with sparkly dildo's now wouldnt you PErVez?
katie looks really pretty
she should really consider growing her hair out. She looks really good with long hair. It's suits her WAAAY better
Katie looks fabulous with her long locks of extensions!!Jeoy Potteresque
If Perez says Tommy is GAY then you know it will not be too long before he comes out the closet, Tom not Perez.
Tommy does not want Kate to have long hair because when he is putting to her from the back, it reminds him of his male friends.
Put the crack pipe down Mario!!!!
Dufus.
Re: Big Black Dick – LOL yes
can we say craaaaazy? Katie really must not have a brain if she lets tom cruise control everything she does…GREAT CAREER MOVE KATIE
aww she looks so much happier and better with long hair.
and her bright clothes make me think shes happy again.
She looks amazing
Tom's probably the nicest guy like ever.. I don't see why everyone thinks he's so crazy lol.
Whatever Perez, you're such a pig. I think Katie's hair makes her look younger and fresher, more vibrant. But what's with the outfit? Pink, sequined, snakeskin tubetop and orange skirt?
she looks FABULOUS
she looks so much better with long hair, let's hope she keeps it like that
Tom beats the hell out of Katies ass when she doesn't obey him. He not only treats her like a child but he also dresses her like one.
She will be writing a book in a few years about how weird Tom Cruise is…Oh wait, he has probably already had her sign a no-tell clause. He is the gayest man in Hollywood, which is the best kept secret going, and that would make her what? A sellout? Greedy? Whatever the reason there's no hiding it because it's written all over her face for all of us to see. This almost painful to watch.
She finally looks normal!… not brainwashed!
Perez runs this whole family down yet he'll never accomplish what either of this two have and if he were to meet them he'd just kiss their ass for a photo op and the niceness would last one day. I wouldn't be surprised if Tom didn't punch his lights out cuz he sure as heck deserves it!
OMFG! hahahaha!
I think this is the best blog post you've written in awhile.
Old Perez style.
lolol!
Re: Pookie Barbie Doll –
Just so. Its the Stepford Katie, not the real one.
Re: aussie15 –
And she looks like the young person that she is. Not some middle age upper east side housewife.
she looks so pretty…if I had money like that, i'd never look the way katie does normally
Seriously…what the HELL is she wearing.
She looks soooo much better with her hair long!!!!!!
Mario I hope he sues you:Like he does others that imply he is gay. He wins all of his cases. You better be careful. P.S. you give gay's a bad name.
PEREZ DEAR YOU REALLY STEPPED IT UP WITH THIS THREAD HONEY AND LG JUST WANTS TO THANK YOU FOR IT!!!
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she looks so much younger and better with long hair
short hair makes her look 10x older, and with a grandma look
WE ARE IN AWE OF YOUR INCREDIBLE INSIGHT PEREZ….IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU DISPLAYED IT CONCERNING THE GRAND AND GLORIOUS SCIENTOLOTURD.
long hair don't care!
Re: This Hot Mess – thats not true actually. They watch a ton of those war movies and go to pearl harbour and other stuff like that
Lol to the property of xenu thing… xD
What glue are you on today Perez?
You most be having a bad day? That is not funny
It's not funny - it is gross and vulgar
Are you that jealous of Tom Cruise?
Does it make you mad that Katie is beautiful ?
Why is it okay for you to print such hateful words
but if anyone else says an anti gay remark of any kind
then its some sort of crime - a hate crime
If you ask me your words are hateful and crazy
but you do it because you know you can get away with it
In this sense that makes you a hypocrite
you want rights and protections
that you won't give to famous celebrities
why is that okay by you?
Maybe TOMKAT will sue you
that's what he should do
Be catty all you want… that bitch looks good!
I get it Hilton, they're weird but … what? You are getting to be like a drowning person who will climb on the back of anyone who is near you, just to get your head above water. They are odd, but they are not in your league. The more things fail for you, the more transparent you become
LOL @ "Tom Cruise begged Katie Holmes to pack his fudge with her best sparkly dildo and promised her that she could wear one of his wigs in return." Geez Perez, where do you come up with those words?
Man that's the best she's looked in a long time. And finally close to her age instead of an anemic woman going through menopause.
I don't get why everyone gives Tom and Katie such hell.
hahaha! but where is katies dress from? it's well nice.
She always has HER arm over HIS shoulder-usually it's the opposite….He has such a Napoleon Complex with his whole "taller woman" thing…
She looks good actually
I'll bet he still fucks her from behind while she wears a football jersey, helmet, and shoulder pads…
OMG!!!! i love katies hair it totally suits her….
She looks FAB. LOVE THE LONGER HAIR ON HER - KEEP THE WEAVE BITCH!!
WTF are you talking about Hilton? Whatever drugs you've been taking have rotted holes in your brain.
She does look beautiful with that hair but seriously WTF is she wearing? Did her stylist forget to tell her that those colors don't match?
Wow that dress is hideous!!! But she looks so much better with that hair!
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THIS APPEARANCE IS A CONCERTED E-F-F-O-R-T, BY BOTH TOM AND KATIE, TO PUT A GOOD FACE ON WHAT IS A SKEWED MARRIAGE!
SORRY, GUYS, BUT I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND FALLING FOR THIS 'ACT', IF I WERE YOU.
KATIE LOOKS SICKLY AND … G-L-U-M, G-L-U-M, G-L-U-M, PEOPLE.
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purddy..her hair looks just the way it was when she was a teen, but she looks a lot better than when she a teen! i think she looks great with short hair too though
She looks heaps better with long hair! She looks gorgeous here.
She looks way better with long hair…. I don't know why TommyGirl made her cut her hair in the first place, SMH
WTF is she wearing?
I love Tom. Zenu, not so much.
Katie's dress colors are so off, they work. Love the dress.
Creeps me out and what is with the dress?
her face gives a feel of confidence.
This "man" MUST BE DESTROYED…..NOW !!!!!