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Does Robert Pattinson Make A Cameo In This?

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From bloodsuckers to…. just suckers!

It was only a mater of time before a porno spoof of Twilight popped up.

This adult gay film is "cleverly" titled Twinklight.

R-Patz is ordering two copies and sending them to Zacquisha and Gayface Chace ASAP!

    Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 11:00 am / Email this  »
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    116 comments to “Does Robert Pattinson Make A Cameo In This?”

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    1. 1

      How much Panzy Porn do you own Pork Butt?



    2. 2

      WOW! lmao



    3. 3

      he's bleeding from the wrong end
      *
      fuckin a.. when this comes out we won't hear from you for a month.



    4. 4

      wtf???

    5. pabst says – reply to this


      5

      tater tots, anyone?



    6. 6

      LMAO… oh jeez..



    7. 7

      Ewwwwwwwwwww
      Perez is a wanker. I bet he is ordering 10 copies rush-delivered. :-(



    8. 8

      WTF!!! You don't want a copy, Mario?
      Oh, wait… you have one already….

    9. ~Eve~ says – reply to this


      9

      LOL if he hasn't he should!



    10. 10

      Re: Mike_Rotch – HAHAHA!!!



    11. 11

      lol!



    12. 12

      I've been googling this dvd but cant find it anywhere! Where did you find it???



    13. 13

      haha funny

    14. aj says – reply to this


      14

      that just looks gross

    15. aj says – reply to this


      15

      Re: Mike_Rotch – haha!



    16. 16

      Srsly? ha ha ha!



    17. 17

      Re: Mike_Rotch – Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !



    18. 18

      bauwahahahahahahaha



    19. 19

      totally looks like James McAvoy on the cover…

    20. Beejo says – reply to this


      20

      ew.



    21. 21

      That picture scared me "shudder"



    22. 22

      Had to happen at some point. Not surprised.



    23. 23

      Re: aj – Wanta make a movie?



    24. 24

      Re: harrybalsac – You know he's has pictures of the robpatz guy all around the apartment when he's watching this powder puff flick.



    25. 25

      It's 8:20 here in LA…and the first thing I see is gay porn. I love the anal porn..but not men on men action.



    26. 26

      Is that kid old enough to be in an adult film? Mario's watching Gay kiddie porn.



    27. 27

      Re: aj – You can paint my face like Bozo and it will be a Clown Porn!



    28. 28

      um. ew.



    29. 29

      haha, the guy's face is all busted! They need to dye his hair more firecrotch red and make sure his peen is sparkley like a good vampire's peen should!



    30. 30

      and like Zac doesn't have 5 copies already!



    31. 31

      Re: guilty of being white – Anal clown porn?



    32. 32

      THATS HILARIOUS!!!



    33. 33

      Geez, I'm surprised you didn't put a sample preview of the film, dirtbag.

    34. pabst says – reply to this


      34

      I knew I shouldn't have read the comments for this one, but NOOOOOOOO, I have zero self-control so now I'm crying, peeing, my stomach hurts and I'm a deuce shy of puking my guts out!!!



    35. 35

      Re: harrybalsac – I like seeing those chicks with no morals…or spokes.



    36. 36

      You guys are all so dumb. So its freaking porn. Get over it. I am surprised straight people didn't come up with a straight porno first for it. Its like high school kids posting comments. Grow up people watch porn. Its better than going out and being a slut and sleeping around.



    37. 37

      my sandals gave me a blister today. it hurts.



    38. 38

      Thats fucking gross.



    39. 39

      Figures…seems like they could've came up with a better name though. Maybe they can do a girl version that would interest more people and call it "TriLight"?



    40. 40

      HHAHAHAAAAA



    41. 41

      THAT IS SO FUCKED UP AND GAY
      just coz the twilight franchise is popular
      and why did it have to be GAY porn?!!!

    42. MP says – reply to this


      42

      Lol, I think he may be keeping a copy for himself.



    43. 43

      LOLOLOL OMG brb downloading this somewhere…



    44. 44

      Lmao sure perez, your'e getting more delusional by the minute…



    45. 45

      Re: OscarVaz3584 – Yawn, are you done with that stupid tirade already…..



    46. 46

      Damn some of these gay guys be looking good



    47. 47

      that guy in the picture kinda creeps me out

    48. acat says – reply to this


      48

      dude perez you sound like such a freaking 8th grade little girl "R-Patz is ordering two copies and sending them to Zacquisha and Gayface Chace ASAP! " so not hilarious- so fucking stupid man- Grow UP!!!!!!!!! you are so irritating sometimes.



    49. 49

      I review xxx movies so perhaps I'll get a look at this one. Could be fun. By the way, there are some real twats who post here.



    50. 50

      Re: aj –

      Eat shit you smelly twat.

    51. Laxer says – reply to this


      51

      Zac is waiting to do High School Nudesical.



    52. 52

      Ewwwwwwwah!!!!



    53. 53

      I would never spend a cent on the Twilight francise.
      This… on the other hand… XD



    54. 54

      HAHAHA hell yes! That's hysterical!



    55. 55

      "R-Patz is ordering two copies and sending them to Zacquisha and Gayface Chace ASAP! "
      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH LOL



    56. 56

      Perez-they boys are young. Stop acting like a sick ass & start looking at men that are more appropriate for you age!



    57. 57

      Re: Mike_Rotch – LMAO



    58. 58

      LOL



    59. 59

      ooh, i better get my copy! :P



    60. 60

      EW haha the guy is gross!

      Tell me where can I get the version starring Rpattz! hehe

    61. JCPR says – reply to this


      61

      is there sex in the movie? i might watch it :D



    62. 62

      You wish Perez lol



    63. 63

      Well, we all know what P is doing tonight!



    64. 64

      Ugly ass RPatz would rather be in this than in the really shitty Twilight movie.He can not act but when he is getting it up the ass he wouldn't have to act like he likes it.



    65. 65

      perez thats sooo not cool!



    66. 66

      Re: LizardKinG – uhh hes 22 read much?



    67. 67

      Re: ashiiiex – F U!!!!!!!



    68. 68

      the guy on the cover is not even hot…y would anyone watch this shit?!



    69. 69

      LMAO



    70. 70

      EWWW



    71. 71

      hum okey no comment!!!!!



    72. 72

      Mario - The next time we see you - it will be watching you escorted by Special Agents for child porn.



    73. 73

      ahahahahahahhahaha this is so funny!!!



    74. 74

      What's a twink?



    75. 75

      OMG LOL totally gross



    76. 76

      Laughing out my ASS! damn i want to see that sheat damn makes me get some unicorns hahahahha



    77. 77

      seriously perez ?
      haha i cant believe it



    78. 78

      is r-patz really ordering a copy ?
      hahaha if he do i wont be surprise at all , i think he's too gay



    79. 79

      WTF?!!! Get over yourself Mario. RPattz is straight dude!



    80. 80

      this is sick. ugh, i'm so grossed out right now.



    81. 81

      the guys not even cute. nasty shit.



    82. 82

      Ohh Perez, Perez! You are really out of line here. Robert Pattinson and porno shouldn't be in a same sentence. To add the insult, gay porn! Thanks alot, arsehole! RPattz probably won't appericate this! Fuck off whoever made this pile of shit!



    83. 83

      ill be buying me a copy of this! anything that spofs that peice of shit is a friend of mine.



    84. 84

      I WANT THIS!!!! lol



    85. 85

      EWWWWW!



    86. 86

      Got it be fun!



    87. 87

      NNNNNNNnnnnooooooOOOO



    88. 88

      yea cause one wears makeup, one has the gayface, and the other is in twigay



    89. 89

      that dudes facials hahahaha lmfao

    90. m.j says – reply to this


      90

      SICK!



    91. 91

      wow!



    92. 92

      Re: AbbyRoad – Honey, try Twitter. Although your post did make me laugh.



    93. 93

      OK, why is "Twinklight" very clever???? Is that an "in" gay joke????



    94. 94

      OH PLEASE!!



    95. 95

      Re: TexasVampire – amen. btw, the guy on the cover isn't even REMOTELY hot. and "twinklight"? wtf? how dumb is that. anyone else wonder why pornos are always movie spoofs and TRY to come up with clever names that really have sexual meanings? so unfunny. porn is so retarded.



    96. 96

      Re: Leahishot –
      I hope you're not referring to Leah horseface Miller when your name says Leahishot… eeeuugh. Please say you're not!



    97. 97

      I'm sure Zacquisha will love you for sending him a copy! Or is he in that movie??



    98. 98

      Hot! and to all the acne faced 14 year olds saying this is gross….So long as gays exist, gay porn will too…so you've got one of two options here, get the f8ck over it or keep crying about it, either or…we're not going anywhere. Too bad so sad.
      Love your site Perez!



    99. 99

      OMG…This is soooo funny!!! hahahahaha…LOL…..



    100. 100

      oh lol

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