Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We weren't kidding when we told you that Angelina Jolie
stole adopted the Octo-Babies!
Here she is scaling the walls of the hospital with the babies in her backpack! She's so noble - there's nothing Ang wouldn't do to adopt some more babies!
Look how she risks her life for them!
Okay, not really. She's doing her own stunts on the set of Salt in New York on Thursday. Don't look down Ang! Even though we're sure Jennifer Aniston would love it if you fell to your death!
Although, to be honest, that ledge is probably only a foot off the ground. It's movie magic!
[ Image via Ramey Photo Agency. ]