If You Are Easily Offended…..

Then do not CLICK HERE!

A frightful new Miley Cyrus was figure was just unveiled in Berlin. Schlampa!!!

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    Posted: Mar 13, 2009 at 12:45 pm / Email this  »

    185 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…..”

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    1. 101

      no more of this bitch perez



    2. 102

      how is that trashy?
      or offensive?
      i dont understand your sick obsession with hating on her.



    3. 103

      Silly Perez; you spelled Schlampe wrong.
      It's ok, I still love you…



    4. 104

      lol didnt know that shes that famous that she get a wax figure!



    5. 105

      I just don't understand how you can get away with trashing kids the way you do. We all know you're a jealous piece of trash but come on. She's a kid. Why don't you go and suck Brittneys dick some more. Now that you're in that stupid movie for her tour you have left her alone. It's sad that nobody has kicked the living shit out ofyou and kicked your dumb fuck dogs ass as well.



    6. 106

      Awwwwwww she looks like a mini Dolly… and you LOVE Dolly, right? Why do you hate her ever so much? She's just a kid. ALL kids are idiots at times. I have two of my own and there is no way that they are 100% PERFECT and NEVER do silly things. We ALL have idiotic moments. Why you hatin' on Aunt Dolly's girl? lol



    7. 107

      Good to know she has skillz…

      as a Bedazzler!



    8. 108

      Mario or Maria - You are a grown woman - stop picking on little girls.



    9. 109

      EWW!!! she doesn't even look like her!!!! she looks uglier… and i never thought i was gonna say that :D



    10. 110

      its called schlampE not schlampA :D



    11. 111

      Damn if you hate Perez so much why you on his website?get the fuck off it.and it said if you are easily offended then DO NOT click here.
      Perez I love you and all your posts about Miley crack me up.



    12. 112

      she looks fine. god your a douche perez



    13. 113

      Miley wishes her teeth looked that good.



    14. 114

      ewwww



    15. 115

      Finally, one that looks BETTER than herself…



    16. 116

      haha the second before i clicked on it i had a feeling it was on miley cyrus…but they got the ugly features spot on!



    17. 117

      sexy



    18. 118

      its not bad at all at list it looks like her
      there are some ones that dont even look alike



    19. 119

      you should really start proof reading.



    20. 120

      She looks gorgeous. How is this offensive?



    21. 121

      Re: born_naked – does the same to Aniston-it's really stoooopid to hate on someone you don't know. I've said it before and I'll say it again-the fat boy that got ignored, picked on, teased and harassed as a child is showing his ugly teeth. Acutally I think Whoopi said that on his first View appearance. I loved it! They ripped him a new one.
      Perez…you're sad. Worse…WE'RE sad to propel YOUR 15 minutes by coming here everyday. (but damn it's addictive)



    22. 122

      Eeeewww, she still looks like Gollum from lord of the rings. Why wont she jump in some lava and die



    23. 123

      HA!

      It looks better than the real MIley =P



    24. 124

      shes just being miley!



    25. 125

      Re: DikinCider – I LOVE HERRRR!!!!!!!!!



    26. 126

      pendejo……its WAX !!! not was……..idiota!! check your header.



    27. 127

      Re: Stanely626 – at least learn how to spell her name if you are going to defend her …

      Personally I think Miley Cyrus is butt ugly and annoying in wax aswell as in real life just like her dad the money hungry manwhore, who by the way used to be a stripper before he went country.
      Come to think of it the poor girl does not stand a chance, her dad actually used to shave his hole body and rub it in oil before he went dancing around in his nickers infront of middelaged women… GET THAT GIRL SOME THERAPY FAST.!!!



    28. 128

      i love miley



    29. 129

      looks better than the real one



    30. 130

      Why does everyone crap on PEREZ?…i mean this is the PEREZ HILTON site right?? F**** off HATERS!!

      oh P.S: MILEY sucks



    31. 131

      perez, I hope Obama gets rid of trash like you.



    32. 132

      I hope Obama can help get rid of trash like you.



    33. 133

      funny how you won't post my comments………………



    34. 134

      do you mean "wax" you idiot????



    35. 135

      Every time it says "Easily Offended" I think it's going to be a picture of your trashy bitter ass.



    36. 136

      DUDE YOUR CALLING A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL A SLUT. SOMEBODY IS REALLY GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS ONE DAY AND IT IS GOING TO SHOW UP ON EVERY WEBSITE, NEWS SHOW AND MAGAZINE. YOULL LOOK LIKE SUGE BUT MEXICAN. WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.



    37. 137

      It is a really good wax figure



    38. 138

      that thing is pretty ugly but she is definetly not



    39. 139

      Perez!
      It's spelled schlampe.
      love you boo :)



    40. 140

      eww.. so realistic
      i hate her



    41. 141

      …the big deal about this is….?



    42. 142

      i like this picture!!..
      she's gorgeous



    43. 143

      They made one tooth real big LMFAO!!!



    44. 144

      They made that 1 tooth real big. lol it is!!!!



    45. 145

      But this one is better b/c the big tooth does not stick out.



    46. 146

      umm.yeah.



    47. 147

      why?



    48. 148

      3 words : FUCK YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Maybe you should get over you obsession with hating Miley. she's 16, has a boyfriend, who cares what she does!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty sure I had sex before 16 and guess what!?!?!?! Unlike you (BUTTBOY) I'm still with the guy! HOLY FUCKING SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take your gay ass fucking reports and make a dildo capable of fucking you up the ass, which is nearly impossible considering it is the size of TEXAS! YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    49. 149

      PEREz MAN GET A LIFE!



    50. 150

      GAG ugly shiz face



    51. 151

      was figure?



    52. 152

      Why? Boy are they desperate over there.
      And Perez, stop reporting on this white trash girl. Nobody, seriously NOBODY cares!



    53. 153

      I wish you "Grown Adults" would leave this child alone. Do you not understand the psychological damage you are doing? I think you want her to be the next LiLo, Britney, so you will have more to blog about. You are going to be responsible or be partially responsible if she has a break down before she turns 20. Yes others may contribute (i.e. Manager/Dad) but you are too!!! I just can’t believe you guys are calling a 16 year old girl a slut/whore, she is still a child!



    54. 154

      alroght so it is not called SCHLAMPA but SCHLAMPE!!!!
      please put the e on the end cause Schlampa is not a real word

    55. Delsy says – reply to this


      155

      she is beautiful and that one thing you will never have a wax figure miley has already had three made of her



    56. 156

      Perez, its SCHLAMPE not SCHLAMPA…
      You have to learn that.



    57. 157

      im starting to think perez
      likes miley more than i do haha;;



    58. 158

      You should nickname her boyfriend "Banana Montana"!



    59. 159

      woah! holy shit! what happened to her??????? she's unreconizable!



    60. 160

      mannnnnnnnnnn………..you sure hate that poor ting



    61. 161

      you spell Schlampa wrong, it's Schlampe



    62. 162

      Big Fucking Deal! What's your issue with her man, she's just a kid.



    63. 163

      it kinda looks like her



    64. 164

      its SCHLAMPE!
      but we germans call her FOTZE!



    65. 165

      a big EWWWW to this Schlampa!! hehe



    66. 166

      Ew.
      Just ew.



    67. 167

      Re: DikinCider – i fucking hate her so i love Perez. you rock Perez!!!!



    68. 168

      Re: !!!!!!! – thank you i agree



    69. 169

      Perez, for the sake of all these douchbags on your site, i FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!! don't listen to the fags that make fun of you, you're awesome and i hope you know it! Keep on hating Slutty Cyrus and keep on lovin those Jonas Bois and Selena and Demi! i'm on your side!!!!! :D :D



    70. 170

      1.) I fail to see how it's 'trashy'
      2.) It's SHCLAMPE!!!!! NOT SCLAMPA MORON!!!!
      3.) "A frightful new Miley Cyrus was figure was just unveiled in Berlin." Makes no sense! There shouldn't be a 'eas after cyrus! So again I say… MORON!
      4.) What's with your obsession with her! She's a 16 year old girl for crying out loud!I swear she has the MOST posts on your entire website!
      So here's some advice for you: Go to therapy!
      And don't be upset because she has THREE wax figures in all at different madam tussauds around the world while they would never even CONSIDER making you one!



    71. 171

      she has smoker teeth



    72. 172

      I hate miley



    73. 173

      she looks like she aged 20 years
      he entire face looks fake, her make up looks thick and her hair looks like a wig



    74. 174

      why are the wax figures always good, they look like the person, but yet somehow creepy. Here I think its the hair and hairline. Like with Kevin Jonas' it was the eyes, and her figure in NYC looks too old, and Carrie Underwoods looks too masculine, etc…



    75. 175

      Wow Honestly Perez and other ppl who call Miley a slut all the time. U dont know her and dont know what she does so just stop.. Ur prob all sluts too. So I wouldnt be talking.. The only reason he calls her a slut is becuz She went to the movies with 5 guys… Oh sry, I do that all the time and Im still a COMPLETE virgin.. Ive never done anything. I just think its easier to hang out with guys cuz they dont act like girls.. Girls Backstab and try to steal the guys that other girls like. So stop acting like shes the biggest slut on earth.. Damn.. And STOP BEING SO JEALOUS

    76. Jekka says – reply to this


      176

      um what?



    77. 177

      haha great german :) i love that word :)



    78. 178

      Perez, if you hate her, why do you track her every move?
      Obsessed, much?



    79. 179

      oh Wow miley looks nice!



    80. 180

      I think she looks cute!Q

    81. TASI says – reply to this


      181

      She scares me. **frown**



    82. 182

      shes just plain hideous lol



    83. 183

      it needs to be crushed and remelted down into 20,000 votive candles to be sold at K-mart where she belongs



    84. 184

      I LOVE how people think dissing you is going to make anything any better, seriously guys?

      obviously this man speaks his mind and doesn't care what about a few random people say.

      and WHY WOULD YOU COMMENT THIS IF YOU OFFENDED! IT SAYS IT RIGHT IN THE TITLE LOSER!



    85. 185

      why the hell would this world need another Miley Cyrus…Ugh!

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