Kerry Katona Is Getting Divorced!

Kerry Katona is having quite the shiteous week!
First the nanny, now the husband!
Cameras for Katona's latest MTV UK reality shit show,Kerry Katona: What's The Problem?, caught the trainwreckalicious Brit on tape yesterday confirming her divorce from husband Mark Croft!
Katona called her publicist in tears, explaining, “I’ve got a lawyer involved. Me and Mark are getting a divorce. We really are… All I can say was, you were all fucking right. I’ve just told me mum and please don’t say ‘I told you so.’ It’s the last thing I need to hear.”
The infamous couple tied the knot in 2007 on Valentine's Day, and in the short time they were married Katona gave birth to two tots, Heidi and Max.
How much longer before we see the freshly single, hard-pAArtying mom boozing it up on the town???
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Perez nobody in America knows who Jordan, Kerry Katona or Jade Goody are…lol no offense
Hey Kerry, WE TOLD YOU SO!
hmmm…not surprised but at least she looks good so she can bag herself a better looking man!!
Re: hard_candy – We haven't heard the " Jade Goody Death Rattle " for a day or two so SHHHH!
yeah, well we all have them..they suck!
Okay, who the hell is this and why do I care??!!
no more eurotrash!!
Who?
sucks!
Who
Who……
who……..
Im starting to sound like and owl…
I still do not know who this tard monkey is? Is she really famous or just a reality show bitch like Denise Richards?
Is her show worth looking into?
refuckingfresh
Re: hard_candy – EXACTLY!!!
Lucky her! She's too cute for him!
Re: hard_candy – Correction we know who Jordon is for obvious reasons (@)(@)….. the other two not so much….
FUG
Re: hard_candy – at least he is posting something…
Re: hard_candy – I'm an American and I know who they are. But then again, I actually take the time to read newspapers online, not just Fat P.
yeah… umm who is she? lol
Re: hard_candy – don't say no offense.. give it to him!!
Don't give a damn who the hell this person is or thinks she is….
Re: ~Eve~ – Rule of thumb dear, NOTHING mentioned on this site is ever worth looking into.
Re: Crazier than a shit house rat – No one here can read hun, we just look at the pix and type something offensive.
Why are you continuing to rip off every British tabloid, namely The Sun and The Daily Mail for your news. Not a soul in North America knows this disgusting pair?
Re: nanaurbizzinezz – not even, she is a drunk and an unfit mother! Sue Ellen, is that you….?!!
Who? wtf, come on.
Re: harrybalsac – Thanks for the heads up! I see how much you value Perez' opinion lol
Re: harrybalsac – (#28) LMFAO!!!
Oh, god I am so surprise. NOT!
Re: harrybalsac – Hi Harry, LOL! You are on a roll today!Re: LizardKinG – Hello you! Everyone have a good Friday!
Who is this bitch? Is that other one dead yet?
She can party with Kate Moss. Maybe they could save some money and share a babysitter while they go out clubbing.
Who the hell is she?
What an adorable couple, they are fabulous together. LOL - NOT!
this girl needs to go to rehab, a new relationship, and some counseling. i actually feel kind of bad for her.
Re: hard_candy – believe it or not, the world does exist outside America and occasionally, non-americans (OMG, the world exists past your coasts? nooo!) might actually read this so please pull your head out of your ass.
Junkie cow!
I can't stand this bitch. She needs to hand over custody of her eldest 2 to their father & someone sane look after the other 1s.
She's an unfit mother & a drunk.
For those of you trashing us Brits, please remember how many Americans come over to the UK because they love London, etc…
Remember it was the once loved home of Kabbalah Queen Madonna…
about time. she'll be even more of a trainwreck. not that her now ex-husband was any good to begin with… what did he do? a cab driver?