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Filed under: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton and new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt encountered a rare breed of paparazzi shark while on a scuba excursion in Hawaii this week.
Hilton and Reinhardt did what they know best and played it up for the treading paps!
Duh!
We wouldn't expect any less from the attention loving Reinhardt!
Wonder if Doug went fishing for tuna under the waves???
[Image via Ramey Photo Agency.]
Posted: March 13, 2009 at 9:05 am




She really is the stupidest Person alive…next you Mario.
She is the biggest attention-whore of them all!
With Her Love of the media I bet Paris had her hand on the photographers tripod under the water….
attention-lover Reinhardt??? What-and Paris just hates the attention?!? Give me a break-both are tools.
" Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, fuckin' & fightin' is all I crave!"Morning MFer's!
Fucking First
Re: harrybalsac – Sorry…… and Good morning Teabag
I bet she is wet………….
He's a douche. I thought he was supposed to be a baseball player. Well, its baseball season and he's not playing. What a loser.
We wouldn't expect any less from the attention loving Paris!
FIXED
EWWW
he is desperately trying to hang on to his 15 minutes of fame.
so sad.
Really? You htink Doug is the bigger fame whore out of these two pieces of trash? Paris is the one who brought the paps with her. She can't stand that no one cares about her pathetic, white-trash-with-money, herpes ridden ass.
Gross. How can ppl still want to tongue her down after all the tonguing she's done…..
Make that two attention-loving whores, Mario!
Re: Long Dong Connery – Did ya get that stain outta your dress?
gross
next,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Re: yankees21 – I guess the baseball player found another passtime game!!!
Re: BILLIELIPS IN THE JUNGLE!! – Morning Hottie…
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Does she really need sunglasses to go scuba diving?
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – ***pastime game***
Re: Long Dong Connery – Enjoy the game on Saturday-if it's on HNIC I'll watch it-if your close enough to the glass can you throw a beer at Jokinen for me-thanks!
Let me tell you she is sooooooo DISGUSTING, DISGUSTING. If I were a guy…not even with a pole I would get near her…how many STDS!!!! What kind of morals do her parents, specially the mother has given her??? NONE!!! ASQUEROSA…
I actually feel sorry for Paris. Why can't she find someone who loves her and isn't a complete wanker? I miss Benji . . . why couldn't those poor kids work it out?
Re: RedWingsFan – Haaaaaaaaa Good I-deer………
You dumbasses. Notice how they are wearing dive gear? Notice how the "paparazzi" is also wearing a dive tank.
Fuckers, it's their dive INSTRUCTOR
You're all dumbasses.
parasite is incapable of maintaining a relationship….show her something shiny like some foil and she'll dump this media whore in no time flat….just look in her back yard….full of the carcusses of pets she let out and forgot about…..I think Benji is buried there too…
why do we even care? She is worthless! How long til she moves on with someone else? surprised she has not resorted to licking snatch for attention yet.
These two are worse than Speidi!
who the fuck wears sunglasses scuba diving. What a dumbass.
Do they have paparrazi on speed dial? How pathethic. But on a good note, she dont have to worry about drowning. With those huge boats for feet she has.
that is pretty invasive. i don't know how celebs live like that.
fucking gross perez
One thing is for sure - Paris didn't need any flippers while scuba diving cause her feet are bigger than most flippers.
we all know you kiss Paris' ass… but do you have to make it so obvious?… you only bag on the douches she's dating, and not the fact that she's passed around hollywood more than a turkey on thanksgiving… on my record: doug's been linked to 3 hollywood ladies… paris: uncountable… i guess it's because she just got famous for nothing quicker than he did… ps she's getting more awkward and ugly by the day… poor paris, but at least she has you =)
Re: Black Magic Woman – …yes they do.
PARIS HILTON IS A GROSS BITCH !!! and that doug guy is scumm man they really need to get lifes and jobs not just living off of daddy losers!!!!
Re: Laurren – haha you're right, he was prob asked to take a pic for her 'doug' shoebox, errrr shoebox: 2076880… we all know her shoeboxes are big enough
Who the hell scuba dives in sunglasses!?!?!?
can a person scuba with sunglasses on? lol
does she wear her sunglasses underwater too?
WTF?!?!? Does this jackass have a job?
Why is the asshole wearing sunglasses to go diving?
She met someone who loves attention more than her.
Why do you even post about her anymore. No one even talks about her anymore.
aww shit yall, aids in the water break out ur brita jugs for the next few years!
then doug used her feet to paddle boat back to shore!
ewwwwwww! i think i just threw up in my mouth!!!
So I got it Paris LOVES to date losers. Seriously think about it…some girls just like to slum and she gets attention for it so it's all the better for her.
Is kissing her like sucking all the di*ks in Hollywood?
wtf that paparazzo looks sooo freaking close to them…i don't like paris or doug, but give them some motherfucking space
Damn he'z a hottie - go Paris!
haha i find it so hilarious that that paparazzo had to find a wetsuit and swim over there to him….ahahahhaaha
Is that an acutal pap in the water? haha. She looks like shes already over Doug. I give this relationship 3 weeks tops!
with shades? are u serious paris? how pathetic can u be?
Uhmmmm, why, if she is scuba diving, does she need sunglasses on?! If I'm not mistaken scuba is done underwater and with a mask on. Hmmm, I dunno, maybe I have a different type of SCUBA license than they do.
LOL. "Wonder if Doug went fishing for tuna under the waves???"
funny.
Re: harrybalsac – I LIKE YOU! YOU'RE FUNNY!!!
She Has No Personality!
It's Like An Empty Shell
Of A Bimbo!
Airhead Would Describe Her Best!
And That Guy Is Not That Far Behind!!
They Are Both Made For Each Other!!
Why Is She Still Around, When We All
Know She Is Talentless???
I Mean She Can't Sing!!!
She Can't Act!!
I Mean She Was Hot!
But Now Her Time Is Due!
I Like Nicole Better!
Let's Just Stop Talking About Paris
PLEASE!!!!!!!
Re: LaDiva – I Know! Like Her Mouth Is Like A Nasty Public Pool! The Ones Where Nasty People Pee In It!
since he's datting Paris you don't insult him anymore huh? now he is Doug
Doesn't she have the herps?? Great now Hawaii is ruined for all of us!
Re: Mentalist – HAHAHA! that's awesome!
She scuba dives in her sunglasses? WTF?