Who Would You Rather?
Filed under: Joaquin Phoenix > Mickey Rourke
Talented "musician" Joaquin Phoenix showed up to a "concert" in Miami on Wednesday, looking very hawt. And "handsome" actor Mickey Rourke arrived at yet another premiere for The Wrestler looking quite, uhm, hawt too. Feverish actually!
This is a hard one, but, if you had to….
Whom would u shag?
- Mickey (28%)
- Joaquin (72%)
Total Votes: 101,197
Loading …[Images via WENN. Joaquin image via Johnny Louis/WENN. .]
Posted: March 13, 2009 at 10:15 am
Anna Nicole the way she is right now!
NOBODY
Re: harrybalsac – mmm corpse!!!
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Joaquin!! hands down
Joaquin for sure! When he's hot, he's HAWT!!!
Joaquin
1st!! Both are gross!
YUCK!!!!!!
make that 8th!
It´s so sad with Joaquin,…
I´m so proud of Mickey…
I like both…
Mellissa, from DWTS………..
Wackuin will be dead in six months, if this keeps up……
joaquin's a freak!
fucktards……..
I would totally shag Mickey….He has a lot of baggage and skeletons in the closet, but at least he would remember it, unlike Joaquin.
uh…I dunno..they both kind of scare me..
Joaquin. He's reserved, but intense. So you know the love making would be unbelievable. Rourke still seems unsure, insecure.
eww joaquin is a no go, at least i can think of Loki while im banging mickey.
pppppppppppppp
Hey Pork Butt, I just shit green, what does that mean being you're an expert on all things going in and out of men's asses?
Joaquin's beard looks like it would smell terrible…
Phoenix. At least under all that mess, he still has a fairly young body. Of course, I would have to scrub him down first.
I'm seeing into the future……um, the woman in your next post
Joaquin!!!!!!
Joaquin has the herp.
Oh poor Joaquin! Under all that shag; a hottie still lives!
Steve Wozniak
id do joaquin any day. only if he still looked as sexy as he did when he was in 'signs' awww shiii!! i hope this is a hoax hes pulling and im calling him out on it righhhtt. MEOW!
Missy so was Rourke once upon a time. There is still hope for Joaquin though and at least in his drunken drugged out stooper you could shave him before you ride him like a champ so I am sticking with him
Neither, I'll just do myself
i'd bang joaquin any day though. .
Re: TheWench – HEELS!!! In about an hour!
mickey because he was an awesome shag in 9 1/2 weeks, so maybe he could just do the MOVES and i'd close my eyes and pretend it's brad pitt….sounds fun!
Joaquin — at least we know that under the nappy trailer mane and messy beard he is sexy….
Neither.
of course Mickey, he is grrrrrreat
Re: harrybalsac – A lot of the big boys fell yesterday. Should we be worried without Ty?
Brush your faces!
You have to start adding a NEITHER button. Ewwwww
Joaquin, but I'd totally be pretending he was River.
PASS!!!
I would need a flea bath after shagging either one…
Perez, that is NOT a hard one. So Joaquin has a ridiculous blast of unfortunate facial hair going on, and he looks like Animal from The Muppets…he's still Joaquin Phoenix under the hair, and Joaquin be fine. Mickey, on the other hand, looks like a semi-melted wax sculpture of Roseanne. Too scary to shag.
Ugh. I'm very tired of JP. Is it real? Is it perfomance art? WHO CARES! Get a life and do some good in this world!
I dont know; they boy used to be soooo hot!!!
I'd have to go with joaquin. At least under all that fur, he is one fine man. I'd make him shower, shave and get a haircut and he'd be gorgeous once again. With Mickey…even after doing all that, he'd still have that same face. Eww. That is what nightmares are made of.
joaquin any day, not even difficult I don't mind a bit of that nutter
Gag!
I have had the hots for Mickey Rourke for YEARS, and I still do. I would do ANYTHING to meet him. Mickey, are you back in LA? Hoe do I find you?
Didn't anyone see 7 1/2 weeks….OMFG, Mickey has a big dick and the moves who the fuck cares about the way his face looks. He knows how to use it!
J propably cant even get it up…druggie
OOOOOOOOOOOPSY it was 9 1/2 weeks sorry folks just woke up!
Joaquin as long as he showers first
hehe thats not hard perez, we all know whats under all that hair joaquin has right now.. i'll just picture him as if he was in walk the line…
i would rather NOT
Don't show me this, they were both hawt and now have gone under. But if you told me you would push the clock back about 15 years even though it would be stat. rape I would ride the HELL out mickey rouke when he was a boxer ooh check out this!!! images.paraorkut.com/…/ mickey_rourke-11967.jpg
Re: GoyaBean – how do ya do a bean?
joaquin is fucking sexy.
You think Joaquin's face is hairy, imagine how the rest of him looks like right now.
Micky hands down… just because I have issues with fucking the love child of Osama Bin Ladin and the Unibomber.
God, Joaquin is so handsome. He is not even a competition for Mickey. Can't believe you made a poll out of this…
am i the only one who thinks Joaquin is super sexy with that beard? mmm. i'm just sayin', he's get it.
I wouldn't talk shit Perez, they're both still hotter than you.
Joaquin oozes doucheness, but he's hot. While Mickey would probably be hot in the sac. It would be interesting to watch them bang each other.
Usually I'd choose Joaquin but his beard now just freaks me out, so I chose Mickey…that would be an awful night.
Too bad you didn't give it a timeline Perez. Mickey when he was in 9-1/2 Weeks definitely wins, but Joaquin as Johnny Cash comes in at a close second. If it had to be *now*, I'd cut your wrists with teeny tiny little cuts over a period of hours because you suggested it.
OMG!! Neither!!!! They're both YUCKKKKKK!!! Ughhhhh! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I may have to turn into a virgin.
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ARE YOU KIDDING? CHARLES MANSON WOULD BE A STEP UP FROM THESE TWO!!!
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Re: harrybalsac – #1.
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HARRY DARLING, YOU NECRO!!!
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Mickey kind of looks like a zombie and that other guy looks exactly like a werewolf?
In the present day, I'd go for Joaquin - but I'd shave him first! If I could take Mickey Rourke back 10 years though, I'd hit that
if you say one more rotten thing about Mickey Rourke I am going to freak out!!! what is your problem…. sorry to say this but he has more talent in his pinky finger than you have in your whole body!!! so…..play nice….
Well…. Joaquin… I used to have a crush on you…. And… Even though you are behaving like an ASSHOLE, I'd still shave you and desinfect you and I would do you…. AND I agree with those that say that Mickey USED to be hot, but now I think he's a mess… I stick with Joaquin.
Hey! You forgot the " No fucking way in hell would I ever shag either of them" option
joaquin is super handsome without the nasty beard
joaquin is hot under all that hair, so him, as long as he shaves first
perez, you are american, so please dont use the word 'shag'
You put a bag on both their heads and you're done. But then again, how do you cope with mickey rourke's flat and saggy ass ?
Re: Mentalist –
is that a question?
crazy hollywood?? i dont know HA
I WOULD RATHER FUCK MICKEY, YEAH HE HAD A BOTCHED PLASTIC SURGERY JOB BUT HE'S OLDER AND HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO SATISFY, AND LET'S BE HONEST, LOOKS NEVER MEAN MUCH IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SEX
damn the one fucking worth then the other
Joaquin looks like my brother, ucky…..
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Mickey. Ever since 9 1/2 weeks, refrigerated items like whipped cream and cherries have new meaning.
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YUM !!!
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Oh Mickey you're so fine. Congratulations on bringing home the Golden Globe, BAFTA, and Independent Spirit Award. I enjoyed every live, uncut, uncensored moment of the Spirit Awards.
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At least u know j is pretty underneath
i'd rather sign up for a lifetime of secondary virginity.
Joaquin is usually really attractive! Think "Walk the Line"!!!
I just have a feeling that Mickey would know what to do…I mean, ever see 91/2 weeks or Wild Orchid?
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!!!!! gonna hurl now. shudder. nasty. perish the thought.
nightmares tonight, thanks P.
i dont really care.
Micky,hands down. the beard is too off-putting
Mickey…reason? Because he is real.
i'd do both!!! rourke is a total bad ass and that's a huge turn on. plus he's amazingly talented. another turn on. he makes me hot. i'd do him in a second. and joaquin, yeah he doesn't look so hot with that beard and hair, but underneath that, he is damn fine, one of the hottest actors out there. and again, he's amazingly talented, so yeah i'd do him in a second too. they are both yummy!
I'd get on top and pin him down while I remove all that gross hair from his lovely face, JOAQUIN!
Well, I would have to go with Mickey. I mean, for those who watched 9 and 1/2 weeks, it was just unforgetable. He's got the moves and I have the hots for him ever since I watched that movie…
Besides, would you please try and remember how absolutely stunning he used to look?!
Of course Mickey!!! He´s such a cool guy.