Daddy Lohan Takes This Opportunity To…

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The police issued an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan yesterday - CLICK HERE for all the details! - and Michael Lohan is using this as an opportunity to get his name in the headlines.

And start some shit!

Poppa Lohan says that he's not sure whether Lindsay is drinking or drugging, but he (once again) blames saMAN Ronson for all his daughter's problems.

How shortsighted!

"I'm always worried about Lindsay as long as she's involved in relationships that are harmful to her," Michael says, calling his Lindsay's "toxic" relationship with Ronson a "powder keg." "You never know when it's going to blow up," he says.

"I feel like when you're around the right people, you do the right thing, when you're around the wrong people, you do the wrong thing," he adds. "[But] she'll deal with [the warrant] like she has to. She's not going to ignore it. Mark my words, as long as Samantha Ronson is in Lindsay's life, nothing is going to go right!"

Lindsay was doing a fine job of fucking up her life before saMAN, so that argument is too simplistic, Poppa Lohan.

Try harder!

    Posted: Mar 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm / Email this  »

    35 comments to “Daddy Lohan Takes This Opportunity To…”



    1. 1

      I take this opportunity to tell you that i don't care.



    2. 2

      UGH why is this so lame I want pixs of her in the back of a cop car sobbing and another mug shot now!!!!!! hurry the hell up she can't be this hard to find just ask the fucking paps already they know where this bitch is ugh.



    3. 3

      Gross



    4. 4

      Wow, the loser apple doesn't fall far from the loser tree.



    5. 5

      Dear god…now we'll have endless stories about this freaking loser. Who cares?



    6. 6

      LIKE FATHER LIKE DAUGHTER BOTH LOSERS



    7. 7

      SHE NEEDS TO DO DMX LOCKDOWN TIME! OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND. NO MONEY, NO TALK. HAVE MONEY, TALK..



    8. 8

      honestly this family is the biggest pieces of white trash..and what is soo sad is she grew up in long island in cold spring harbor and her high school friends have class and are far from trashy..so what happened to lindsay

      get some help pleaseee..i mean ur not a great actress but i LOVED mean girls and georgia rule..ur talent is going to waste..get ur shit together or go home

      ur just sooo sad



    9. 9

      She needs to take her druggin' drunk ass to jail!



    10. 10

      lindsaaay should turn this around an be the help that brings lyme disease to the attention of the world,she would turn into a hero,it needs attention an it needs a star to bring it attention



    11. 11

      I KNEW SHE WAS GOING THE WRONG TRACK!
      AND I BET IT'S BECAUSE SHE FAILED A DRUG TEST!!!
      SHE'S NOT CLEAN AT ALL!!!



    12. 12

      your daughter was a mess b4 saman and will be after…she's a loser and reading the comments about her noone wants her around or cares what happens to her. she had a second chance and blew it, so over.



    13. 13

      Guess what IT WASNT A DRUG TEST NOR A DRINKING TEST.I HOPE SHE SUE EVERYBODY ASSES FOR MILLIONS.EVERYBODY WHO PUBLISHED THIS SHIT.I HOPE SHE WILL ALSO SUE THE LAPD CAUSE THEY RUN THIS WARRANT THING WITHOUT INFORMING THE JUDGE RESPONSIBLE AND ECHK OUT FACTS.SUE THEM LINDS.



    14. 14

      she did not do the alcohol education class acording to tmz and the police are at her house right now and the 2 will not open the door.



    15. 15

      If anyone knows about warrants, it's Michael Lohan



    16. 16

      oh, and mario, he doesn't need this to make headlines, if you and others don't want him in the press then the paps shouldnt follow him around and you shouldn't post him



    17. 17

      SAMANTHA RUN!
      RUN AWAY FROM HER!
      SHE'LL DRAG YOU DOWN
      W/ HER!



    18. 18

      her douchebag dad is right though!



    19. 19

      Re: shake1
      YEAH… LIKE THE POLICE WILL ISSUE
      WARRANTS JUST BECAUSE RIGHT??
      I'M NO EXPERT BUT THERE'S A REASON
      FOR THAT WARRANT! SHE CAN
      SUE WHOEVER SHE WANTS BUT STILL
      SHE DID SOMETHING WRONG
      I LIKE HER AND ALL THAT
      BUT WE KNOW SHE'S NOT CLEAN!!!



    20. 20

      It must be nice to have a parent who's so reliable…er…I mean predictable.



    21. 21

      he is on crack



    22. 22

      clearly she is reliving her parents relationship. michael lohan needs to stop blaming sam and start taking responsibility for the fuckery that is his life and how in turn that has affected his children.



    23. 23

      Her dad is a douchebag–that girl is trouble and she infects the people around her. Stop blaming everybody else for her shit and get a freakin life no one cares that your her father–no one cares about that loser HAS BEEN!!



    24. 24

      Well, Perez, it looks like the guy is right!! Everything he said is coming true right now!!!



    25. 25

      Why blame anyone?
      Why not move forward by instead? How?
      say - I love you…do best to leave past there…
      I wanna just be there and Or help?
      Don't think, just pow-wow with a Good ad-visor???Is there one out there?lol.

      We all want the parent fairy-tale, leave it to beaver thing.There's a lasting 'happiness' out there and 'it's' not addicted, at least I don't think, lol.

      Lindsey was amazing out of the shoot and she did that. If ya can't have the exact relationship you want Right Now-at least settle for Natural talent and beauty.lol. acting, vocal and instrument…maybe it's the Disney curse? Crap…

      Sounds nutty but that dog Whisperer show is helpin me, HA!

      k - shuttin up.

      jeeeeeeze



    26. 26

      Mr. Lohan may be right. I hope Lidsay takes a step back and takes a good look at the big picture. I think ronson is using her to gain limelight to make a living. I hope she finds a new friend that is unknown and keeps her life private, that may help her career.



    27. 27

      Re: I_want_Nookie! – LOOKS WHOS TALKING! I AM SURE YOUR DRUNKIN GUTTERBUTT HAS BEEN IN THE SLAMMER A FEW TIMES.



    28. 28

      Someone needs to put a powder keg in his mouth, AND LIGHT THE FUCKING MATCH! What an opportunistic, narcissistic, self absorbed piece of shit so called "father" you are Mr. Lowball no balls, I mean, Lohan. It's no wonder your kids are so fucked up. I guess the apple doesn't fall far does it? And yes, I am a recovering alcoholic. Sober 5 years now. So you can take that next thought about telling me where to go when you sober up/get clean too! And take your bible preaching lying self and put it in your crack pipe and shove it up your fat Long Island ASS!



    29. 29

      i always think saman is trying to stop her taking drugs and help her change and gets upset when she doesnt? ??????



    30. 30

      Oh, and like his being an asshole in public and a fame whore who can't shut his yap has been GOOD for his daughter???? IDIOT!

    31. Jekka says – reply to this


      31

      Although the guy is a complete asshole for budding in, I hate to say it but he's completely right about the "powder keg". Those two are always fighting.



    32. 32

      Lohan's father is pathetic. He really is.

    33. lolli says – reply to this


      33

      Crazy thought, how bout irresponsible parenting? anyone? anyone?



    34. 34

      Her Dad saying that about Ronson is kind of like calling the kettle black.



    35. 35

      Pot, meet kettle.
      Rolls eyes.