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Jack Nicholson Is Trying To Save LezLo!

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Father of the Year, Michael Lohan, did what any concerned father would do upon hearing that his estranged daughter was wanted by authorities….he launched a media tour!.

On Monday, one of the outlets he spoke to was Toronto's Virgin Radio, with Mad Dog and Billie.

Apparently some of his cronies called Michael after Lindsay got into (another) fight with girlfriend saMAN in Vegas. Poor Michael was so worried he "laid in bed all night reading his Bible."

And when asked how he felt about Lindsay showing up on Jack Nicholson's doorstep this weekend, Michael said that Jack is actually trying to help his daughter out - eah, at 2 in the morning - and went on to thank Nicholson and butt boyfriend Stephen Baldwin for "trying to put things in motion for Lindsay."

As usual, Michael also urged saMAN to "walk away" from LezLo because saMAN knows the situation is "toxic" and is only using LOLhan for the extra cash.

Please, we all know the saMAN is funding LOLhan's Coke* habit!

Have a listen to Daddy LOLhan at your own risk . We can't be responsible for you punching a window out in anger!

*Coca-Cola, of course.

[Image via WENN.]

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59 comments to “Jack Nicholson Is Trying To Save LezLo!”



  1. 1

    for a worthwhile cause…………cafepress.com/beatfeet



  2. 2

    PEREZ YA BIG FUDGEPACKER!!!



  3. 3

    MICHAEL SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
    AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK….
    MICHAEL SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
    AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK….
    MICHAEL SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
    AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK….
    MICHAEL SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
    AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK….



  4. 4

    Yawn…



  5. 5

    Re: mamajud – Hi Mama !!whats up around here!



  6. 6

    Don't give a fuck…drama as usual.



  7. 7

    MICHAEL SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
    AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK….
    MICHAEL SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
    AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK….
    V



  8. 8

    MICHAEL SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
    AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK….
    MICHAEL SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
    AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK….
    MICHAEL SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
    AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK….

    MICHAEL SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
    AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK….



  9. 9

    MICHAEL SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
    AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK….



  10. 10

    Jack's the shit! Why would he help Lilo? Guess he hopes to hit that thang! Bring back the good guys Harry and BBD! They made your site what it was!
    Now it just sucks!



  11. 11

    He really should consider getting a life.



  12. 12

    Re: LizardKinG
    Cant wait till you get banned for putting that stupid shizz everywhere!
    Dummy.



  13. 13

    ANSWER HARRY'S EMAIL BITCH!!!! what a fucking rotten pu$$y you are.
    ….

    Pu$$y …
    Pu$$y …
    Pu$$y …
    Pu$$y …
    Pu$$y …
    Pu$$y …
    Pu$$y …
    Pu$$y …
    Pu$$y …
    Pu$$y …
    Pu$$y …



  14. 14

    JACK NICHOLSON SAY'S, HEY YOU BIG FAT FAIRY REINSTATE HARRY?
    AND WHILE YOUR AT IT DON'T BE A PRICK AND REINSTATE BIG BLACK DICK.

    JACK NICHOLSON SAY'S, HEY YOU BIG FAT FAIRY REINSTATE HARRY?
    AND WHILE YOUR AT IT DON'T BE A PRICK AND REINSTATE BIG BLACK DICK.

    JACK NICHOLSON SAY'S, HEY YOU BIG FAT FAIRY REINSTATE HARRY?
    AND WHILE YOUR AT IT DON'T BE A PRICK AND REINSTATE BIG BLACK DICK.

    JACK NICHOLSON SAY'S, HEY YOU BIG FAT FAIRY REINSTATE HARRY?
    AND WHILE YOUR AT IT DON'T BE A PRICK AND REINSTATE BIG BLACK DICK.



  15. 15

    My take on it is that Sam is making all the money for the two of them.
    Does Lohan have any money left? Who knows. He needs to zip it and
    support his daughter. She's been grown for some time now, and is being judged enough in the press without him adding to it. His record is nothing to crow about.
    She'll come around eventually. They all do. Unless there's severe substance abuse, in which case she might not make it.



  16. 16

    I hope Perez bans the rest of you. Mind your own effin beeswax. Do you think Perez has no say on what goes on his own site? He can do what he wants, and when it's your website, you can post what you want. Give him the credit for having a reason. He lets a ton of sh*t go. Who are those two to you?



  17. 17

    Re: LizardKinG – YOU are such a loser!!! Get off this site and go and do something productive like GET A JOB…or even better A LIFE!!!



  18. 18

    Stephen Baldwin is the BIGGEST DOUCHE EVER! What does he have to do with anything??



  19. 19

    So, did he get M*I*A*R also???? Seriously, enough is enough.
    You know that BIG BLACK DICK and HARRY BALSAC are what makes your site worth reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm so going to get on my broom, fly to Austin and stick my heel in your right ear…..



  20. 20

    phew……haven't had a marathon day in a while………….mama out for now ;)



  21. 21

    You twits are filling up comment stacks with your faux 'battle' for two commentors you don't know from Adam. Spare the rest of us, please. It's not your battle, although if he bans you too, we'll be rid of the nonsense.



  22. 22

    Re: Bonk – and there in lies the hypocracy of it all.. he can do and say what he wants.. but no one else can



  23. 23

    oh…………..and don't forget to buy my shit people……it's the worthiest cause on this pussbag's site to date
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    for a worthwhile cause…………cafepress.com/beatfeet
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  24. 24

    Re: FearItself – oh i want to squeeze your avatar so bad!!!



  25. 25

    Lizard King is being a troll.



  26. 26

    Re: @v@ – newbies should be not seen and get the hell off if u don't like it!



  27. 27

    Re: LizardKinG
    If he banned then wouldn't it be against freedom of speech?



  28. 28

    What a great dad …



  29. 29

    Re: HoneyLatina – shut up smelly puta



  30. 30

    Re: SassySadie – GO FUCK YOUR SELF



  31. 31

    Re: Mike_Rotch – It depends on what's said. I doubt I'd post idiots repeatedly shovelling sh*t at me, about me, on my own site, if only because of the redundancy of it all. Like Bonk said, he lets the majority of sh*t go. People have their limits and their reasons. If you misbehave at a party, you get your ass thrown out. Why should it be much different on a thread? They got their asses thrown out. By a guy who wears a lot of pink. Lolol.



  32. 32

    Re: HoneyLatina – Danny Masterson And Bijou Phillips SAY, HEY YOU BIG FAT FAIRY REINSTATE HARRY. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT DON'T BE A PRICK AND REINSTATE BIG BLACK DICK.



  33. 33

    I love Lindsay hope she is ok



  34. 34

    Re: pinkhotluv – Been here since the VERY beginning. You're the newbie, honey, comparatively. I'm on a new handle since a year ago. XOXO



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  37. 37

    Re: stophating09 – Could be…..but seeing how Mario is always bashes people it's like the pot calling the kettle black….



  38. 38

    Re: @v@
    I been here since the begininng too..Just becuase we have lives and cant post on here like those losers we're newbies!!

    Shizzz I love being a newbie then!



  39. 39

    Re: pinkhotluv – If you had something intelligent to offer besides a WTF effor to throw your weight around on a gossip blog, I might listen. Pffft.



  40. 40

    Re: LizardKinG – WOW so clever! NO one wants to read your dribble….go find something useful to do!!! STFU



  41. 41

    i thought he said a couple weeks ago he was done talking and blogging?
    what a lost cause that whole family is.



  42. 42

    Re: HoneyLatina – Yup.



  43. 43

    Re: @v@ – I got 2 words for ya bitch - SUCK IT.



  44. 44

    Re: M*I*A*R – promises, promises.



  45. 45

    Re: pinkhotluv – Why Thank you Hon! Go for it! I love to squeeze her too! She is a sweetie! :)



  46. 46

    Save her Jack, save her Steven………………….get rid of SAM !!!!!!!



  47. 47

    Re: @v@ – WTF!!!!



  48. 48

    Re: Sensitivity – Blushes.



  49. 49

    Sam Ronson comes from one of the richest families IN New York.

    I remember seeing a show about 10-15 years ago about the old money in New York and I believe the exact quote either Sam or her sister used was "If you live in New York and you don't know who the Ronson are, you should move out."

    If anything … she isn't doing it for money.

    Fame/publicity for her DJing career … perhaps, but it ain't money unless mommy and daddy cut her off.



  50. 50

    Re: Lizard Roadkill – his whole site is dedicated to shoveling shit. he can dish it but he can't take it. oh yea.. and he's a pseudo-pedophile.



  51. 51

    I agree Samantha needs to walk away but for her own mental health and the sake of her reputation. As much as it kills me to say it he's right about her being 30…I've believed from the beginning this isn't going to work out well for Samantha, there's no way it can.



  52. 52

    Re: Mike_Rotch – So you're saying he's a 'fake' pedophile?
    (Effron is twenty-one.) What did Harry and BD say that pulled their pin?



  53. 53

    what a giant mess of a story. hopefully everything works out for all of them. lilo needs to lay low from the media for a while.



  54. 54

    man michael and dina are the shittesr parents EVA!
    i feel bad on lindsay and hope she sorts herself out but how is she meant to with parasites like her "dad" chattin shit all the time?



  55. 55

    Re: SassySadie – it's drivel fuckface



  56. 56

    M Lohan you are not doing a damn thing to help your daughter. Lets see now, Jamie Spears daughter Brittney is 26 now yours is 22. Jamie stepped in and saved brittney's ass and is continuing to do the same. Your so lame that you do nothing but get on the radio, a blog site you once had but was shut down by the webmaster because you refused to pay him what you owed him and now twitter. Grow some balls and do what Jamie spears did and is still doing or shut the fuck up.



  57. 57

    Lindsay needs to get away from her crazy father, as does Britney.



  58. 58

    britneys father put her back to work i guess lindsays father wishes to do the same. delusions about sam seem to abound if anything she seems to help lindsay . lindsays career was in the toilet before if jack wants to help her hes a big puller in hollywood but only if she stops all the bad habits. love stephen baldwin hes a cutey



  59. 59

    just wondering has linds ever come out and said yeah i like pudding?i thought shed become a great actress someday,after all shes still young come on none of you "older people"had drug habits and money to burn? at her age? she needs direction but from jack?i love it !!can you imagine that seen?party central