Jesus Moves In With Madonna!
Madonna has her new Brazilian boy toy, Jesus Luz, gripped firmly by the balls!
The 22 year-old-model is reportedly shacking up with the Material Girl in her Upper West Side apartment.
After signing with modeling giants Ford Models, Luz promptly dumped his Rio de Janeiro agent and girlfriend, packing his bags for a new life with Madge.
Well, duh!
Who wouldn't do the same?????
In the short time they've been cohabiting, Jesus has managed to tame Her Madgesty while bonding with Lourdes, Rocco and David!
Sources close to the pop legend have revealed that “Madonna has changed… She’s mellowed into a completely different person from the one who was married to Guy Ritchie. She never used to like cooking but now she has really got into it. They laugh a lot and enjoy staying in.”
How domestic!
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where is harry and bbd?
Re: DikinCider – where is harry and bbd?
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Petri Dish at her best!
LOL at the source
"She’s mellowed into a completely different person from the one who was married to Guy Ritchie…" IT'S A MIRACLE! NEXT THING YOU KNOW,SHE'LL BE WALKING ON WATER. WAIT, SHE ALREADY DOES THAT!
I guess he is a material boy and there is a lot of material in Madonna's bank accounts.
Her ass should be in jail then. If people are worried with Miley Cyrus and her boy toy, THIS Madonna "relationship" is the wrong one!!!!
Oh my Gawd, Mario!!! This is OLD news……
he is gorgeous
"She’s mellowed into a completely different person from the one who was married to Guy Ritchie…" IT'S A MIRACLE! NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHE'LL BE WALKING ON WATER! OH WAIT…SHE ALREADY DOES THAT!
Re: FearItself – HAHA! Jesus is in trouble…
Re: DikinCider – Whats going on? Did they get banned? what did they do?
why does this asshole post about this shit the real news is where is Harry and BBD
LOL he has his name on the back of his neck like a name tag– dumb ass
omg he is soooo hot!!!
seriously… working out 10 hours a day will keep her in "shape"… lipo will keep her from jiggling… plastic surgery will keep her from sagging… but ain't nothing gonna keep menopause from striking! haha… nature gets you anyway… look on the bright side at least they don't have to worry about birth control…. haha inless either one has STDs….. what a laugh…
Re: BBBoricua – He will be if he stays with her.! No telling what he will take away from it
Damn, he must be laying it down! Madonna is sprung on that diiiiiiiiiiiick, lmao
and why do we rarely see his face?
Re: BBBoricua – By the way, Morning!
madonna is soo gross and old!! everyone i know cant stand her and wish she'd go away. unless u are performing which u btw u are not good live just go back to london and leave us americans alone. have u adopted ur american accent back yet? how bout u do something useful..like bring britney spears to ur workout classes…shes not in shape..shes still a fatty!
Ugh, she is such a whore! He had a girlfriend when they were hooking up too?
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Doesn't this go against her "religion"? What a great role-model for her daughter: Don't eat anything that isn't pro-biotic, and don't watch tv, but fuck anything that moves, have him move in, and don't worry about if he's single or not.
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OMG he’s delicious LOL ( Way 2 go MADGE)
What a WONDERFUL mother, that Madonna!
/sarcasm
Fresh out of a divorce, she moves her boy toy in to cohabitate with her three young children. For the youngest two, that is extremely confusing and just wait for the emotional problems that will arise.
She is the biggest SEE U NEXT TUESDAY on the face of this earth.
ughh
Re: FearItself – dont have the whole story, but mario banned them. keep posting to bring them back
She's embarrassing herself. Talk about a rebound - and a man that's half her age? Guy Ritchie must be laughing his head off about how weak and pathetic she is.
Re: LizardKinG – where is harry and bbd?
Re: FearItself – Good morning!!!
What a load of bollox - If she was serious about this guy she wouldn’t be doing a load of PR photos with him. She is aligning herself with a younger man to make herself more relevant. It goes hand in hand with her surgery. He could be her oldest child. She is starting to loose credibility. Whose idea was this? Are they both with the same agent/managers? Can Jesus say rebound? And who in the right mind at 50 sets up home with a 22 year old?
I hate that she is back in USA. Americans are so stupid, most stupid nation in the planet and it would be a lot better for her, and her kids to live in Europe.
a hag and a fag under one roof
Also why isnt he talking?…. come on Madge, let your puppet talk!!!
GET THIS - Jesus' ex-girlfriend called Krishna! No joke - Google it.
Jesus dumped Krishna for Madonna! LOL.
Is this just another case of the younger generation having to move in with their parents and/or grandparents?
The FACT is that Madonna is likely PAST menopause. And this lil' guy is in his prime - the beginning or middle of his prime! FUCKED UP.
He's absolutely gorgeous! It's a shame he's into necrophelia.
Re: BBBoricua – morning
Re: bongo – lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least he can't get the old goat pregnant!
Wow! Madonna is still Madonna, LOL! I ain't mad at her. I'd keep a tight grip on him too!
yeah sure, inlove pffft. inlove my ass.
You can see a small child peeping out of Madonna's pu$$y…somebody same him or her…please…
But at least he can't get the old whore pregnant.
Nice wig on her head.
Wow, rockin bod! good for her, I'm sure she's just having fun, this won't go anywhere, he will get bored soon….he's so young
SH-UWAH…SU-RE!
it's all fun & games till she finds naked poloroids of 18 year old lourdes on the fireplace mantel and she runs off and marries jerkoff…i mean jesus.
BRING BACK HARRY AND BBD!! EVERYONE NEEDS TO BOYCOT THE BALL GARGLER UNTILL HE LETS HARRY AND BBD COME BACK AND ENTERTAIN US!!
Re: msloriga –
Except that he is an adult. Miley is not. Dumbshit.
Hagdonna,
TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: give_it2me –
America…
America…
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books
She should grow up. What kind of example she is setting for her kids? She'll be 70 years old and till trying to regain her youth.
Why won't anything I say post! Have I been banned?
Banning your kids from television and the newspaper: Check.
Bringing in some 22 year-old whore to live with the children: Check.
This slut has some interesting values. Does being a Kabbalaist mean that you can act like a fucking whore?
YUUUK!!!!! that's pretty gross, but the real shocker is HAGdonna eating real food????? what's up with that! shouldn't she stick to her usual diet of Kabalah blessed grains, nuts and botox, in her ever more desperate obsession to regain a non existent youth
Re: yankees21 – Good morning, my friend!!!
Hey TaintTickler, that "legal age" shit means NOTHING. NOTHING. We all know that girls mature quicker than boys. Maybe Miley Cyrus and her "man" balance well together. If you even think for one second that Madonna and her lil' boy might be a match, YOU ARE FUCKED UP. C'mon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: rhoniluv – WOW!!!!!
Can someone say "male prostitute"
Let's hope Lourdes doesn't become a little slut like her mom to compensate for what she's had to live through.
I'm glad Madonna has found someone she enjoys and isn't wallowing in the divorce. That's the difference. She doesn't get closed off in the midst of pain. She's still open, and vibrant, and living her life. Kudos.
So this is not a free to say anything site huh!
Re: Notmybowlofrice – shouldn't walking on water be Jesus's job!!!! LMAO!!!
What a perfect male specimen!
Jesus should tattoo his price in $$$ right under to his name on his back.
She is such a sad, old fame whore. Its pathetic!xxx
Awww they're a cute couple…at least Jesus is her type: young hot and Latino!
Awww-her children must be so proud. UGH.
He's HOT. She's too old for him she could be his mom ewww.
God when I'm 50 I want a bf like that! Fuck I'm 20 and I want a bf like that lmaooo!
Lol maybe Guy shouldn't have been so concerned about the 75 mill. Look at his new gf and then look at her bf lol!
These photo"s keep me happy!
Although I live with a 18 year old lad.
But I dont shack him.
Its my son!
I cook for him and keep his white T shirts clean.
In Holland it is normal that a woman has a boy.
Most men of Madonna"s age are too fat and drink a lot.
I think its nice for her children to have a man in the house who can still play soccer and loves their mom.
I would give up my life and country when Keanu Reeves rang my doorbell!
She is so fake and so phony.
Now she's screwing little boys, who she can control.
She couldn't control A-Rod, she no longer had control over Richie.
So now she's going after the little boys. Damn pedophile.
She is a joke now.
It's just a matter of time before Jesus falls in love with Lourdes. She's not only prettier than Madonna, but she's also closer to his age!!!!!!
Re: Dana1963 – Oh how delicious a thought. We need another Soon Yi.
Madge is such a fucking hypocrite. She insists that her kids stay on a macrobiotic diet, drink only Kabballah water and never watch TV, but I guess it's OK to act like an old whore around them and bring her latest 'kill' home. Someone's priorities are all vadged up!
That's so gross! He's way too young for her! She's almost old enough to be his grandma!
SHE INVENTED THE TERM "COUGAR"………SHE'LL CHEW HIM UP AND SPIT HIM OUT!
damn jesus looks hotttttttt in that second pic… go get him madge hahaha
Does anyone else feel compelled to point out that this guy is just 10 YEARS OLDER than her daughter? Madonna needs to get a grip on reality and stop clinging to her long lost youth. I'm 26 and she is my mother's age for God's sake!
These boys only dig Madge cause she is a freak in bed. As soon as she is bored of him she will dump him…just like ALL the others. After this guy she will be dating some chick.
Disgusting. She's such a bad rolemodel for her kids. Lourdes will probably grow up to be a whore just like her momma.
thats great ! now, step down madge, lady goo goo's the new queen.
this in no way is going to fuck up her children. if i was lordes i would move in with my dad.
maaaan he's so hot!
wtf's he doing with a wrinkly sack off shit like MANdonna?
if it was kylie id understand but its not so i dont
What a sad act.
This guy always looks like he smells.
Is anyone buying this publicity stunt? I'm sure Madonna's publicist supplied the insider information on the supposedly new domesticated Madonna…..
Re: hard_candy – #72 You are definitely co-dependent…the dependency is to narcissistic Vag.
i'm sure guy ritchie is thinking to himself "MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?" after the fact he married the whore for some years! well i must say it's great seeing madonna do what she does best: BE A FUCKING WHORE!!!
oh riiight. i just bet she is just sally homemaker now because of this 22 year old nobody model. It's true love, right? Yeah that seems so reasonable…..
'It' is showing signs of despair…
Perez, you never did post the leaked out photos of Vag that really tell her age and they were in this batch as I recall. So, be fair all the way around and post them so every one can see that 'it' looks older than 50!!!
Re: Laylayna – haha if that's true that is hilarious!
Re: Dana1963 – the thought crossed my mind and lingered awhile too….it makes sense though…lourdes & him in the same house, they are definitely closer in age…lourdes is nearing the age where girls definitely are boy crazy. she IS prettier than her mom…..UH-OHHHHHHHH
but it would serve madonna right….where are the kids in these crazy decisions…man they would have SUCH a more stable home if they lived with their father.
Damn!
Re: MarketingWiz – listen dont believe in everything that u read.jesus flight to rio de janeiro and he will be there one month.perez dont know if he is moving to madonna apartement.madonna always was a real person.down on earth.she fight alone ,with no help to get what she has now.she is an amazi ng mother.she doesnt insist to her kids do things that they dont want,they are all smarts .she is just taking care of them,they are very educated too.better a present mother than a mother like shitney.move on.madonna is the best.she ius 50 and stills better than everyone else
what source told u that perez???wake up for life.he is not moving to madge apartement.and if he is thats why she is looking for another one.and in the old one stays jesus.not living with her
Using each other.
WTH does a 22 year old have to offer her intellectually?
Mr. Right Now, not Mr. Right.