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Matt Damon Fuhkd His Wife And All She Got Was A Lousy Shirt!

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The only person who is actually fucking Matt Damon is his wife, Lucia.

Despite the comedic claims that her husband is a rampaging slut, "Lucy" found the Sarah Silverman amusing, and was further amused to receive a "I'm fucking Matt Damon" shirt in the mail with a note that read, "You’re actually the only person who can wear this."

Damon says, "I swear it wasn’t me who sent it. She was pregnant at the time, so it was really funny to watch her wear the shirt … We both laughed a lot."

Awww, that's cute!

[Image via WENN.]

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45 comments to “Matt Damon Fuhkd His Wife And All She Got Was A Lousy Shirt!”



  1. 1

    Matt Damon is a fucking turd



  2. 2

    they look adorableee :)
    love him :)



  3. 3

    that's funny



  4. 4

    ok…first?



  5. 5

    love them! so cute



  6. 6

    isn't he a little old for you?



  7. 7

    Is that a baby in there??? hahah wtf??? looks weird.



  8. 8

    What was the point of that post?
    Anyone?…..Anyone?….
    Because I seemed to have missed it.
    (sarcasm)

    Perez, you're slipping.

  9. Wingy says – reply to this


    9

    You are SO wrong, Perez…. the only person who ever has or ever will fuck Matt Damon is the other half of the ambiguously gay duo, BEN AFFLECK.



  10. 10

    HYPOCRITE:a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs. That's what you is ya bitch Mario! You can draw cocks in EVERYBODY in Fuckin' Hollywood's mouth but when my homeboy harry writes about the dick in your mouth ( Teddy's) you block him and delete his words! If this Panzy does this you, then your a WAY better blogger than you thought you were! EAT A DICK MARIO!



  11. 11

    Funny



  12. 12

    Love Matt Damon!



  13. 13

    Cute story, cute couple.



  14. 14

    Why would she advertise that??



  15. 15

    hey, Perez, her name is not Lucia. It's Luciana!!!!

    they look totally cute together :D



  16. 16

    Re: Big Black Dick – THAT QUEENTARD CAN DISH IT OUT ALL DAY BUT CAN"T TAKE IT UNLESS ITS UP THE BUTT!!



  17. 17

    Re: Sensitivity – #15..sorry girls



  18. 18

    Re: Sensitivity
    Didn't you see Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon video "I'm fu**ing Matt Damon"? And Jimmy Kimmel made a response video with Ben Affleck "I'm fu**ing Ben Affleck". That's what this is about. You can see it on youtube, it's hysterically funny !



  19. 19

    lol. Could they be more adorable? I think not.



  20. 20

    isn't his wife name LUCIANA?



  21. 21

    this is so entertaining……………..



  22. 22

    Re: Wingy

    Yep, those guys were making manwiches outta plenty of girls at STDance in Park City a few years ago. True story.



  23. 23

    Re: Veuve Clicquot – I'll check it out at home.These ratbastard computers at work here won't let me into youutube.



  24. 24

    Re: Big Black Dick – Too Fucking true!



  25. 25

    Re: Big Black Dick – "EAT A DICK MARIO!"
    *
    i'm sure he'd love to..the problem is finding a willing preteen boy



  26. 26

    Re: Sensitivity
    #24. Go to youtube and first type "I'm fucking Matt Damon by Sarah Silverman" (because it was first). After you see that video, type "I'm fucking Ben Affleck by Jimmy Kimmel". Enjoy :-D



  27. 27

    Re: Veuve Clicquot – sounds good darlin Bridget!



  28. 28

    Who wouldn't want to wear that shirt.

  29. aj says – reply to this


    29

    Re: Big Black Dick – LOVE U BOI! PLEASE BRING MY HARRY BACK TOO!



  30. 30

    LOL! I notice Matt has his Massachusetts T shirt on, though!

    Saaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkksssssssss!!!!!!!



  31. 31

    Re: Big Black Dick – your back!!!! yay



  32. 32

    Re: Mike_Rotch – heehee,SPot on, spot on!



  33. 33

    Why do we WANT to know that Lucia is fucking Matt. God Damn it I came hear for stuff I could tell people I know and then they would go "Oh Realy?" and it is working like hell but yet half of the stuff on this site is pure crap. Though I got a lot of good info from Chelsey Lately on the E!.



  34. 34

    Give it to your kid when they turn 7 and they can wear it to school with pride.



  35. 35

    Happy people make me want to puke.



  36. 36

    Gotta luv the future-do-gooder



  37. 37

    Is not "Lucia" is "Luciana". Gil! AL menos informensé bien el nombre…….



  38. 38

    LOVEHIM love his movies and love this photos but havent forgotten how he dumped poor minnie driver what was it live on air i forget … anyways hes doing well when is his next movie and what the hell happen to ben affleck



  39. 39

    lol funneh



  40. 40

    wow tacky.
    get over urself.



  41. 41

    And you felt the need to post this because………………



  42. 42

    Re: stophating09 – I would love it!



  43. 43

    I mean, I would love to wear a shirt like that one!



  44. 44

    BS she is the only one f*cking him!



  45. 45

    Que suerte tienen algunas eh, ¿cuando sera el dia q me encuentre con un actor de Hollywood? Lucky girl, and her name is luciana