Miley Cyrus Is Hazardous To Your Health!

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Slutty Cyrus must have sprinkled some of her belly lint all over that shiz because Miley's Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination!!

Gross!

The Canadian recall was issued last week after discovering the granola bars contained peanut products that were part of the widespread peanut recall that hit the U.S. and Canada earlier this year.

Slutty was then seen at Katsuya on Sunday night requesting an order of salmonella sashimi.

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Mar 16, 2009 at 7:40 pm / Email this  »

    231 comments to “Miley Cyrus Is Hazardous To Your Health!”

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    1. pabst says – reply to this


      201

      (#199) LMAO! I found that cluster screw's attempt at telling you off amusing as well. I'm PBR-ing ya right now :)

    2. pabst says – reply to this


      202


    3. 203

      Re: pabst – AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Got it. I'm all better now!!! Well, sorta
      I still need my BIG BLACK DICK and HARRY BALSAC!
      How am I supposed to sleep without them?



    4. 204

      why the hell do u call her a slut???



    5. 205

      i asked u that perez



    6. 206

      YOU!



    7. 207

      Yeah cause she personally did it! Its all her fault… shut the fuck up and leave her alone…damn

    8. RUu says – reply to this


      208

      WHY SO SERIOUS?
      people here don't realize Perez is making a joke.
      obviously Miley didn't make the granola bars.. like duuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrr ……



    9. 209

      She does not make them. Again do not call her slutty. She is a child.



    10. 210

      NO,EVERYTHING CYRUS SHOULD BE BOYCOTTED FOR BRAIN WASHING REASONS



    11. 211

      Re: careless – IF you don't give a damn about me then why the fuck do you bother to respond… Stop being a hypocrite and grow some ballz asshole..

      @181 thank you. So go suck my ballz bitchface…



    12. 212

      I'm no fan of her but really? Calling a young teenage girl a slut is pathetic Perez. Sound like you're the one slutting out the negativity…………………



    13. 213

      Oh my god how is this her fault! Get off her back



    14. 214

      IF U HATE PEREZ SO MUCH GO MAKE YOUR OWN SITE!!!! i wish u would stop calling her slutty shes too young for the title maybe stupid or moronic but not reall slutty



    15. 215

      i didnt know she even had granola bars to make them pop stary she must put her own sweat in them



    16. 216

      Seriously, a vendetta against a teenager is extremely sad. Your site is generally entertaining, but it's a shame in many ways that you can't be charged for bullying for stuff like this.



    17. 217

      She doesn't make any of the Hannah Montana products, dipshit.
      Grow up and stop harassing a fucking 16 year old teenager girl!!!!!



    18. 218

      Re: Productboy – LOLOLOL



    19. 219

      If only SHE would go die. D:

    20. Delsy says – reply to this


      220

      how the hell it is her fault she doesn't own disney



    21. 221

      Shes a sluttttt and a skank. not even PLAYBOY wuld want her ugly ass. she needs to get of diseny before her show goes to hell and her with it. shes not pretty and needs to stop thinking she is. her parents raised one hell of a WHOREEEE!!! Billy Ray u got sum problems



    22. 222

      Re: LaDiva – srly grow up.



    23. 223

      First off, there are Hannah Montana granola bars now?



    24. 224

      she makes fucking cereal bars now??!!



    25. 225

      wow, I see you are still making fun of the little girl…



    26. 226

      LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDD What a loser! Disney can't even feed her tweenies properly! Now if only she had one of her vomit-bars…



    27. 227

      Shut up fat homo mario, I'm sure you baught half of them and ate them while getting bum fucked by you greasy sausage fingers



    28. 228

      Re: careless – Enjoy my knob.



    29. 229

      Omg, why do you call here a slut? I don't even like Miley but is just so wrong off you to call here a slut she's not a slut. She's stupid and all of that but she's not a slut.



    30. 230

      really, its not her fault that the bars are yucky.
      but everytime i go to the supermarket, everything is fucking hannah montanna. hannah montanna party plates, hannah montannah clothes, hannah montannah sleeping bags…eff off! what happened to pooh bear and the innocent disney characters and stuff? its almost sad :'(



    31. 231

      Re: fredfigglehorn – actually lol hugh hefner wants her to pose, but she obviously rejected it lol. but yeah she is ugly. VERY.
      XX

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