They're Here! Jenna Jameson Is A Mom!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jenna Jameson
Retired porn legend Jenna Jameson has given birth!
Jameson and boyfriend Tito Ortiz of UFC fame became parents to a healthy set of twin boys this morning in Newport Beach.
We want baby names! Now!
Tit and Tat, perhaps?
We kid, we kid.
Congrats to the new mommy and daddy!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 16, 2009 at 3:49 pm
You're still a fat ugly fag. Answer Harry's email bitch boy.
Bet the babies just fell out!
que bueno
Re: .perezhilton.com –
Hahahahaha!!
Okay Perez, no nasty comments about her babies please. She is probably overwhelmed with joy and happiness right now. Just give her congratulations.
I hate to be gross, but I'm guessing the birth wasn't much of a struggle.
they had to use a fishing net and a barrel of rubbing alcohol, for when they came out, then used a blow torn to reattach jenna vag!
EWWWW porn stars having kids , that shit is gross!
poor kids
too bad they won't be able to grow up and be world class hoooas like their mom
Congratulations!!!
I wonder what she will say to them when it's time to talk about the "birds and the bees".
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Save harryb and BBD!
Those kids probably fell right out of her pu$$y without any problems at all..now she does good anal porn!!!
Re: pinkhotluv – think she came when they popped?
JENNA SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK.
k then
YAY! Babies! Congrats.
Re: .perezhilton.com – He won't. He is like a 12 year old girl except his tits are much bigger!!
healthy as in they don't have full-blown aids yet?
good for her - I wish them happiness!!!
JENNA SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK.
JENNA SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
AND DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK.
this would hav been alot funnier if harry and big were here. I need my smart alecs back , there's no joy in reading and posting perez when you censor, does anyone censor you with you jizz marks, which you probably wish that john mayer and zac efron would lay on you huh? (me too but we'll talk about that later) put harry and black on dude! it not's cool!
Re: .perezhilton.com –
you are ridiculous - no one cares about 'harry'
Those kids are going to receive a lot of MILF comments from their friends when they grow up.
Wow ,its about time!!:)..Shes been preggers forever
TI and TO
JENNA SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
AND WHILE YOUR AT IT DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK.
JENNA SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
AND WHILE YOUR AT IT DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK.
Re: BBBoricua – Hi BBB, where is Harry and BBD?
Re: LizardKinG – LOL!!!!!!!!!
It sucks that those boys will grow up hearing about their friends and friends dads have all seen the loose sloppy p#$$y of their mom…..so gross! She's been banged every which way at the same time, multiple times - how are those kids supposed to feel about their mom?? They're going to know she's a whore by the time they are 10!
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Re: lambertluvr – OBVIOUSLY people do fuck stick. You're the ridiculous one.
Those poor babies. What will they think of their mother when they'er old enough to know? Hope they didn't catch any diseases being born.
Re: guilty of being white – #17 LOL
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Re: JENNA JAMESON – SAY'S HEY YOU BIG FAIRY REINSTATE HARRY?
AND WHILE YOUR AT IT DON'T BE A PRICK AND REINSTATE BIG BLACK DICK.
I would hate to be the doctor looking up that vagina!
I think at this angle you can make a separated at birth entry for Jenna Jameson and her wannabe Aubrey O'Day!
Re: Sensitivity – Hello, Sensitivity! Hope you are doing well. harryb and BBD were banned this morning from the site.
Re: Sensitivity – officially banned by lillyliver
Those kids probably walked out of her snatch standing straight up!
JENNA SAY'S HEY FAIRY WHY DON'T YOU UNBAN HARRY?
AND WHILE YOUR AT IT DON'T BE A PRICK AND UNBAN BIG BLACK DICK.
oh god poor boyz, when they grow up they are going to get teased beyond belief….sad, good thing their dad is a UFC fighter
sick
Why were Harry and BBD banned this morning? someone fill a bitch in.
Re: LizardKinG – OMG shut up already!!
Re: mamajud – that's why they had the rubbing alcohol so the babies would not be contract anything . but I think they use of used a mixture of bleach, Formaldehyde , and holy water.
She looks like Aubrey O'Day in this picture….Congrats to them I guess..
Re: SassySadie – Don't censor him!!! and ur ugly!
Bet that was an easy birth… VERY easy.
AS GREAT A MOM AS A PORN STAR CAN BE. come on!
Bring the boys back!
Re: HoneyLatina – that's real original. like it hasn't been said a million times. dumb bitch!
I bet she was in labor for like 3 minutes….NOOOOO issues pushing there.
hope the babies got some antibiotic/std shots as soon as the fell out
Re: BBBoricua – use spit not lube!
Haha!
Porn Legend. . . slut.
but she had no problem pushing them out…haha
Name them Ken and Frank for the Shamrock brothers.
congrats to Jenna!although we all know what this woman is famous for I hope that this will make her change her life and become a better person.
Congrats to them. Glad she played safe during her porn days and that she and the babies are healthy.
How about Suck and Blow??
TITO ORTIZ IS ONE LUCKY GUY!
Re: lambertluvr –
Thank you! I'm sick of Lizard and his bullshit.
What lucky children. In a few short years they will be able to rent a movie and see exactly where they came from!
Imagine the horror.
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Congrats!
Seeing that picture, aubrey o'day [ex-danity kane] looks just like Jenna
Re: pinkhotluv – SHUT THE FUCK UP!
PEREZ SUCKS TEDDY'S BALLS!~~~
Youre so cute how you keep trying to get my attention!
:O)
Congrats to Jenna & Tito! They are probably ecstatic!! That is so wonderful!
SOme people really shouldn't breed.
frank & bean
Re: BBBoricua – Re: mamajud – what did the homo not like something?
that NASTY baby prolly has STD warts all over it ans she prolly really doesnt even know if this guy id really the father. Kid prolly shits puss from STD's….poor kid. its prolly ugly too
someone should take these babies away from her she is an unfit wwhhoorrreee. They prolly FELL right outta her loose smelly STD puss
The babies slid out like it was on a slip and slide. Unless she's had vaginal rejuvenation. Come on everybody sing, " Let's do the tighten up, let's do the tighten up."
People who are willing be in porno movies are missing something that is essential to being a human being.
How about 'Toss' and 'Wank'
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Those poor boys, how could they ever respect their whore of a mother …EVER?
Congrats Jenna & Tito- gorgeous couple.
love her!
She is a beautiful person and deserves the best
on second thought, rather than frank & bean, how about austin & tex
She's so annoying. She thinks she's Jesus.
All she has to do is spread her legs and lay there and go "Ohh! Oh My God! Yes Yes!" into the camera.
hard fucking career
Yay Jenna!! Get ready for the best time in your life with your babies!!! Let me not scare you about the teenage stage though! LOL!
r i'm so happy for her/them she (i read) has wanted this for ages…i hope the babies and she are healthy and very happy good luck and conrats!
Re: Texas Mom –
uh…ya mean nasty comments like:
obstetrician # 1: (echo) hello in there, (hello in there, hello in there)
we're gonna sending down this latter (latter, latter)
and, i want you to climb on out (out, out)
ok (ok, ok)
Re: pinkhotluv –
it is gross. lol!!!
Congrats to them. But, oh my, her lips! They sure are ducky!
they probably just got up and walked out. loose much?
Re: Grimmer – LOLOLOLOL! oh shittadit!!!
agreed honey latina
she's wide open…gros.
agreed honey latina
she's wide open…gross.
Doesn't anyone watch porn. She has been chick on chick for a long time. I think she gave up dick on film a long time ago.
i adore jenna j. cant wait to hear the names.
THANK GOODNESS THEY'RE BOYS- NOT MINI SKANKS
Those poor kids, they'll be so embarassed to have that skank as a mother when they get older.
sick disgusting whore shouldn't be alowed to have kids
she looks SO much like aubrey o'day in this pic. but i guess in jenna's case, that we be a compliment.
as much as it pains me to say it…..congrats on the babies.
*dies* x.x
I bet those babies flew right out of her, and she didn't even realize she was giving birth. Gross whore.
wow she's like a skinny version of aubrey o'day…well actually it's more like aubrey o'day is a chubby version of HER
Lemme guess–there was a positive Wasserman, right?
Their names are Forrest Hump and Harry Twatter, of course!
Great two more kids born to stupid parents. Just what America needs.
Is there any truth to the rumor that Jenna has contracted to do the worlds biggest Whose My Baby Daddy Show with Jerry Spinger and that she is bringing over 135 to be tested? (Perez ADMIT IT we know who the Real Daddy Is) ?
how about tit and twat?
Or maybe cornhole and tittyfuck
She actually had a C-Section you dumbasses!……..She was @ Hoag Hospital for over a month on bed rest. They are both doing very well and their little boys are very cute!!
dang, them kids gonna have yooge heads !