American Idol Continues To Trademark More Useless Merchandise
Filed under: American Idol
Why trade cards of your favorite baseball players when you can collect all of your favorite Idols?
American Idol is dipping into the trading card business by releasing a line of trading cards through baseball card giants Upper Deck on April 21st!
The cards will come in packs of 5 with 138 unique cards featuring Idol contestants and hosts with six special packs including autographed cards of past Idols.
We want a pack full of Paulas!!!
We hear they're scratch-n-sniff!
Morphine scented, of course.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 17, 2009 at 6:03 pm
OK, the 666 on Simon is kinda funny
Are they really gonna be scratch n sniff? EEWWWWWWWWW!
Perez, who has made a name for himself drawing sperm and cocaine coming out of celebrities’ mouths and nostrils, has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court against failed blogger Jonathan Jaxson (real name: Jonathan Lewandowski) and 25 other unnamed bloggers for defaming him.
The lawsuit is based on claims Jaxson made in February that Hilton asked him to send a video of Jaxson masturbating in exchange for celebrity tips and rumors that Jaxson could publish on his blog. Jaxson alleged back then that he sent in the masturbation video, but Perez never kept his end of the bargain. Lewandowski also claimed the pair had dated and had sex.
I GUESS IS PEREZs MOM TURN OF BLOGGING!!!
*YAWNS!
Who would buy that?
What about your useless merchandise. Theirs will by far outsell yours. Jealous much?
Useless merchandise? That wouldn't be like cheap-ass T-shirts that some ridiculous word like "FABOOSH" would it?
I can't believe how homophobic the show continues to be this season. I was surprised there wasn't more outrage against how they treated Nate. I was appalled. But apparently 6 of the remaining 11 are christian worship leaders. The christian bloggers say you can tell who is a christian just by when they are singing up there.
I guess tweens will buy anything.
What a joke!
Speaking of USELESS SHIT, how your book selling Douchebag?
[re=3572064]Re: Jubilee
Re: Big Black Dick –
BBD, welcome back!
LOL I am not dead - Kastro
Censored again
Re: M*I*A*R – wtf? why can't I reply to Jubliee? Fucking censoring ass bitches. Anyway, my comment to Jubilee was something about someone out there being nasty enough to fuck Perez's fat ugly ass. If this even goes through.
TO JUBILEE
Re: M*I*A*R – #15 I couldn't reply either. What a frightening thought and the visual…………….. icky. EEEWWWWWW!!!!!
I wonder if his head is as big as Mario's?!??
OH, now you're making me mad!!!!!!!!!! Don't even start with that censoring bullshit with me, I'll sick BBD on your ass!!!!
Go ahead, try to remove his fist and my FOOT out of your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who still watches this lame shit?
………..as do you
Re: M*I*A*R – and to Jubilee…………..clearly mario has a solid case……he doesn't do bipeds……..teddy will be his star witness………bet there's plenty of video to back up his story
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for a worthwhile cause……………cafepress.com/beatfeet
Re: KastroMojo – yes you are …..perez told you were DEFINITELY dead last summer……….his word is GOOOOLD
Re: mamajud says thanks 4 buying my shit – HAHAHA!! @bipeds! Poor poor Teddy…
How is this any worse than anyone else's 'useless shit'… I love American Idol!!!!
Okay, I lie. I really just love Adam Lambert… but he's on American Idol, so as long as he's there I love the show too, and they can do no wrong. So go out and buy some damn cards!
I got your T the other day. I thought you might want me to C, so I did. Sorry if I wasn't supposed to.
I was yat right when I got it. Crazy, huh? Hope to hear from you soon. ymi ms…ms!! You have no idea…well, maybe you do 
Is it me, or is that new judge MAJORLY annoying?????????????
Yeah let's put this next to your HOT TOPIC collection and your failed Faboosh T-shirts… and let's not forget about one hit wonder posters of Lady Gaga and Katy Perry… wow what a useless collection!
Re: KastroMojo – No, you can't I read on Perez Hilton that you are dead so please die cause P.H. can never be wrong!
WITHOUT " SIMON " there would be No Show. Simon is just abut the only one who speaks the truth, sometimes that colored guy who is always saying "Dawg" and "Dope" is pretty good too? Anyone remember Star Search? With Star Search they had professions HELP the contestants pick, clothes and songs to highlight their strong points, that might be a good thing to try here since many really don't pick songs that showcase their voices?