Grilled Wino-N-Cheese, Anyone?
Filed under: Anglophilia > Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse must have mistaken her new tanning bed for her regular bed because poor Wino fell asleep while crisping!
"She'd had a bit of a heavy night the evening before and was a little too relaxed by the time she clambered into the bed - and promptly fell asleep," a source close to the singer explained.
Ouch!
How long did Wino spend broiling in the bed???
"Luckily the bed had an automatic timer which goes off after 20 minutes - otherwise the result could have been really horrific… Within an hour, her eyelids were red, raw and puffy, and she was feeling in real pain."
Not exactly back to bronze!
Although you can never go wrong with a spray tan, Ames!
May we suggest SevinNyne???
[Image via WENN.]
Lily Allen Is A Twatter!
A Slight Improvement
she makes me sad
I love her. She will be performing at my resurrection.
Messy little sausage.
not that it helped.
she's still a cracked out ghost.
There's no way this wreck could look good…tan or not!
Madonna,Lily Allen,Lady Gaga and Now Wino-always so predictable Mario
ONE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!!
Use less sauce on the meat and it will turn out better.
eww very very sad
Poor Amy! She needs some serious help!
This bitch could fuck up a wet dream!
pass the aloe.. LMAO
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I think Amy Wino needs a new publicist.
She always comes up with new ways to self destruct.
I wish she had better handlers and caretakers looking out for her
Who is she anyway? Her fifteen minutes were up a long time ago. Let's move on.
Did her and Blaaaaake ever get divorced?"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams
"She'd had a bit of a heavy night the evening before and was a little too relaxed by the time she clambered into the bed-and promptly feel asleep." How about passed out from too many drugs or too much alcohol? Apparently her dry-out vacation in St. Lucia is a thing of the past. She should have stayed there longer until she was more comfortable with sobriety (or what passes for it to Amy).
She needs help as badly as Lindsay Lohan.
I did a spray tan ONCE, because the tanning beds caused skin cancer. Well, how do we know what are in the fumes that surround us while in that chamber? I was thinking of the lung cancer patients from popcorn factories and never did it again. Tanning is not in. xo
If you are going to get tattoos, at least get some that some that are either tasteful or where they cant be seen as the gal went overboard. Before she got hooked on drugs she was actually looked very pretty.
Mario, you need a little bit of color…. How about you come by, I'll get you a nice cocktail, you can jump in the bed and I'll tune you up — errrr, I mean, TAN you up!!!
she is such trash.
everyone falls asleep in tanning beds.
AMY ROCKS………….
She is such a trainwreck but I love her music. Just make music not news Amy.
shes funny. is she just trying to play up this image or does she realize she is funny…it doesnt seem like she cares???
she is so gross
IS THAT A BIG MOLE ABOVE HER UPPER LIP ~ OR A PIERCING???
This girl is so sad…what a trainwreck.
YUCK! What was she trying to do, burn all of her nasty-ass scabs off??? Being tan might actually be an improvement for this drunken skank.
Re: litzie – what the fuck do you know? Do you know Amy? I think you are on drugs and alcohol. Idiot!!!!!!
she's soooo pathetic
She Is Getting Better!!
I Hope She Kicks Drugs
For Goood!!!!!!!!!!
Perez - they all have timers, this is 2009. 20min in a laydown bed is normal, although you usually work up to 20min but she was on vacation recently. Tell Wino tanning won't help her appearance, tell her nothing will help her appearance - ask her to stay home.
why is she tanning anyway?? she's in the freakin' tropics and its not winter so get she needs to get her ass out in the real sun if shes so determined to get skin cancer and premature wrinkles.
spray tan is the only way to go.
She was probably totally wasted. As if she is ever sober enough to feel pain, let's be real! What a waste of air and space.
not first
but she is so lameeeeeeeeeeeee
I love her music
I despise her new 'do.