Guy Ritchie's New Gal

Madonna's ex, Guy Ritchie, was most recently linked with some boring film producer, non-celeb Lauren Meek.
His new lady was far from glamorous. But, now, it seems Ritchie has found someone new. A world-famous model!
Both he and Madge sure like the pretty people!
Monday night, Ritchie was spotted having dinner in London with Elle Macpherson.
The two dined at the Notting Hill Brassiere Restaurant and were finally snapped by the paparazzi exiting the restaurant separately.
Ritchie and the 44-year-old Macpherson were in the restaurant past midnight, and when they left, they both seemed quite happy.
They were probably drunk - in love!
Elle may have been a model and all, but she's no Madonna!
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OF COURSE SHE IS NO MADONNA…SHE LOOKS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NOT LIKE AN UGLY OLD MAN LIKE MADONNA!
Madonna sucks
NO FUCKING WAY!!!!
"She's no Madonna"
Thank God!
Mario, are you getting all of your info from TMZ?
Here come all the haters talking about how old Madonna is. Well she still looks AMAZING for being 50! and she obviously has something since she's with a HOT ASS 22 year old! Guy obviously has a thing for older women!
NO FUCKING WAY!!! HE´S A NICE GUY…BUT I THINK THAT´S ABOUT IT!!
~~~~UR RIGHT, SHE'S NO MADONNA. SHE'S PRETTIER.~~~~
Guy Ritchie sux .
Major upgrade! She is so much better looking than Madonna.
I'd take Elle over Madonna ANY DAY!
No she is not madonna!!! SHE IS BETTER!! SHE IS HUMAN.. YOUNG and surely beautifull… and she looks very fresh.. i like madonna but she looks dirty like she really dont like to shower
you are EXACTLY right………Elle is NO Madonna……..Elles isnt an Old WHORRRRRE all wrinkled up like an 80 year old cuz she's been rode hard and put away wet for so many years by thousands of partners. .MAJOR upgrade Guy
TMZZZZ
ELLE IS A HOT FOX
MADONNA IS A VEINY SHREW.
GEE…WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK??
GOOOOOOO GUYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO CARES?!
they are both LOSSERS!!!!!!!
Ritchie love old women.
PEREZ DEAR WOULD YOU PUHLEEZE ISSUE A THREAD ON RUSH LIMPOLE SO LG COULD EXPOUND ON WHY THE QUEEN CLOSETCASE OF CONSERVATIVES WAS CAUGHT WITH A SHITLOAD OF BONER IN THE BOTTLE PILLS THAT WEREN'T PRESCRIBED TO HIM AFTER RETURNING FROM A SELF-DESCRIBED
"ALL MALE WEEKEND" IN THE OH-SO-GAY DOMINICAN REPUBLIC!!!???
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Elle is way hotter than hag Madonna. But a fag wouldn't know that would they?
Elle? Guy, that would be a major upgrade!
Boringggggggggggg….
she's better than madonna!!!
Are you crazy! saying that Madonna is better than Elle "The Body" Macpherson? I know you're gay and this just proves it. Any guy would take Elle over Madonna. Who wants to go where almost every guy has been before?? and madonna looks like she is 90!
She's probably not as "USED" as Madonna either!!
She's probably not as "USED" as Madonna either!!
She's probably not as "USED" as Madonna either!!
She's probably not as "USED" as Madonna either!!
She's probably not as "USED" as Madonna either!!
who cares? ban them to, you and your censorshit
Hell yeah she is no Madonna…I think that's the whole reason…. GET A CLUE! Who wants to look down and see man hands on your pecker… She's beautiful.
Geez….a little late, again..PIGEZ…….you need to stop searching for scoops and get off your ever increasingly fat ass….Guess, you are either the last to know or completely wrong, as usual….Madonna is a dirty old lady, pedophile…cradle robbing, disease infested whorebag….
Re: biglove – Holy crap your avie has left me at a loss for words….
Re: LeoNa$ GHo$t – hey leona…
TMZ REPORTED THIS HOURS AGO!!
OH AND MARIO, HERES THEIR NICE POLL:
From Madonna to Elle …
Step up 97%
Step down 3%
A GORGEOUS MODEL IS DEFINITELY A NICE CHANGE FROM AN OLD GRANDFATHER MAN.
Re: madgesboi82 –
"and she obviously has something since she's with a HOT ASS 22 year old!"
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Yeah..she has something alright…MONEY…and he really isn't all that hot.
I guess Guy has some cachet now that he has 75 million from Madonna. I'm sure he thanks her. Lol. That Madonna, paving his way even while divorcing him. : )
Re: LeoNa$ GHo$t – Seriously? Why am I not surprised by this? It makes a lot of sense, if you think about it; his self-righteous anger, his way-to-the-right leanings; he's a homophobic closet homosexual. He doth protest too much!
She's Hotter!
She is licking her lips
And she's batting her eyes
She's not me
She's got legs up to there
And such beautiful hair
She's not me
Oh devoted for life
Make a beautiful wife
She's not me
If you spend some more time
I guarantee you will find
She's not me
I know I can do it better
If someone wants to pimp your style
And hang with you a little while
And make up all the things you like
You're gonna have to watch
She's cute.
i'll bet you like madonna so much because you know even you could fuck her.
screw madge, she looks like a plastic xenu alien. yeah elle!
Guy R finally gets a halfway-decent looking biatch!
And your not TMZ…..
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THE HYPOCRITICAL FAIRY SHOULD REINSTATE HARRY.
PEREZ YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES MADONNA- EVIDENCED BY 97% OF TMZ VIEWERS WHO VOTED ELLE BETTER THAN MADONNA WITHOUT TAKING 30 SECONDS TO LOOK AT IT. . . ITS A PRETTY EASY DECISION, AFTER ALL.
She started dressing like me and talking like me
It freaked me out
She started calling you up in the middle of the night
What's that about
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I just want to be there when you discover
You wake up in the morning next to your new lover
She might cook you breakfast and love you in the shower
The flavor of the moment, ’cause she don't have what's ours
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She's not me
She doesn't have my name
She'll never have what I have
It won't be the same
It won't be the same
NO SHE IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN THAT HAG MADONNA
IT WILL BE REALLY JEALOUS HAHAHA
ARE YOU KIDDING? MADONNA IS AN UGLY HAG. ELLE IS WAAAAAY PRETTIER AND SWEETER AND CURVIER AND MORE OF A WOMAN THAN THAT PINT-SIZED WASHED UP SINGER.
That's because she looks ten times better than that old sagging bag of bones Vagonna. At least he didn't pic some teenager trying to hang on to a long faded youth.
that girl looks very hot
Elle>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mandonna
Your right…she is no Madonna. Madonna only looks young from afar. The closer you get, the older she gets. Its just a matter of time before it catches up with her. One minute she looks 40….the next, she looks 60. You can hide the wrinkles in your face only for so long, even with plastic surgery.
Dude I don't know what crack your smoking, saying she is no Madonna like it's a good thing…THANK GOD she isn't ANYTHING at all like that skank, Elle McPherson is a class act all the way with out even having to try!!!
No Madonna!! Thats Right, Madonna's label should be RAISIN FACE she is terribly UGLY!
Elle on the other hand BLOWS Madonna Outta the water.
Perez, as a fellow gay man I have to give you a wake up call. You like Madonna for all the reasons that straight men couldn't care less about. you don't have to sleep with her.
Trust me, there isn't a straight man in the WORLD that would say "Elle MacPhereson is no Madonna". Seriously, Elle is not nicknamed "The Body" for nothing. Talk about Guy Ritchie taking a GIGANTIC step up. Elle is Rich, famous, AND Beautiful.
Re: madgesboi82 – you said ""Here come all the haters talking about how old Madonna is. Well she still looks AMAZING for being 50! and she obviously has something since she's with a HOT ASS 22 year old! ""
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yeah, she does have something to get that young guy with……it's called money.
LOL Yeah shes a HUGE step UP from Madonna!
Elle actually has some class and real beauty!!!
Good for you Guy!
As you all insist on comparing the two, then Madonna is accomplished. Elle was just born that way. Which salmon had to swim harder upstream? Yeah. I like Elle, tho. It's apples and oranges to compare the two women, when all they have in common is Richie out fishing.
Re: LaDiva – #28. HEY SUGAR!
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Re: McGuirkTheSoccerCoach – #33. This is ABSOLUTELY true DARLING!!! SCRUMPTIOUS AVATAR, BTW!!!
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Re: madgesboi82 – YEAH ITS CALLED FAME AND MONEY
Re: madgesboi82 – AMAZING? were you blind or did you see than infamous pic of her w/0 make up? w/0 makeup madonna is just an ugly muscle bound 50 year old, and in case you were born yesterday, ANy nobody would date madonna even if she was the ugliest thing on the planet, do you realize the lavish lifestyle that 22 yar old chump is gonna have now, just for dating tranny madonna?
elle macpherson looks BETTER without makeup! a lot of things FUG girls like madonna can't pull off to save their life.
if you ask me guy richie is better off without her, she just ruined his career with crap movies like "swept away", she shoudl do "it", she'd be perfect for it.
Re: LeoNa$ GHo$t – WHAT????????WHERE YOU READ THIS???
ehhhhhhh………..
Elle is a beatiful woman, which you are right is completely opposite of Madonna, who looks like a tweaker dude.
MADONNA IS A GIANT BIOTCH LOSER WHO I AM 100% SURE IS A TRANSVESTITE
AND, HAHA, APPARENTLY 97% OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE SURE OF THAT ALSO.
haha she blows Madonna away!! Sorry, but Madge has lost her sparkle…. she's FKN 50…. she's a joke at this point. Her man hands in the new ads make me sick!!!
She is absolutely gorgeous, nice and funny… wonder what IT has to say about this…
Re: LeoNa$ GHo$t – wasn't that 3 years ago?
Re: GoodBoyNC – um he looks better than Guy Ritchie, and hes a model I am sure he makes plenty of his own money!
Re: Kate27 – when I say she I'm talking about Elle of course!
She's better than madonna in every way.
Glad he found a decent and a beautiful person. She's no Madonna for sure. It's hard to find a crazier slut/narcissist than her.
Re: madgesboi82 –
Right…do you know what the life span of a male model is? Not that long, and they don't make a whole lot..not as much as their female counterparts. I guess to some he may be hotter than Guy, if that's your type.
If they're dating, why isn't there a pic of them actually together? They were 'spotted?' Yeah, you can take that to the bank…third hand journalism.
Yup. She is definitely no Madonna. She probably doesn't have a vag the size of a stadium and looks ten times better au natural than Madge does.
I cannot STAND Madonna. Her new boy toy is retarded. Who the fuck wants to get with that old hag.
She is beautiful, although it isn't hard to beat Madonna's looks. She is so fake and plastic she looks like a man.
upgrade for ritchie, elle mcpherson is hottttt!!! Madonna looks gross…
Guy you sly dog. Nobody saw this one coming.
of course she's no madonna….she's WAY better!! go guy…she's beautiful!!!! team richie!
shes no madonna…shes a hundred times better
thank god she's no madonna - she seems normal, not trying to save her youth.
Your damn right she is no Madonna. Madonna is sooo GROSS. Bitchy narcistic, hypacritical bag of bones. Is she even relevant in music these days.
Elle on the other side is still amazing without wrapping herself in a sexy moisurizing suit! Way to go Guy. What a move up.
Oh Yeah and it's not about age either. Her shitious personality make he ugly!
Wow, she makes Madonna look like a toad. Way to go Guy, I hope it's true.
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INDEED IT WAS QUITE SOME TIME AGO, YOU CUTE DARLING, BUT LG DEF THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH THE REMINDER!!!
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Re: Spindoc – #53 Let me add that I don't believe that all young males would fall for this stunt, but your point is well taken.
Hey Perez darling… Nice comments all around… but leave off the non celebs! Don't go posting worth while causes and stuff and saying that not known persons connected to famous persons are a no no! They are not all gold diggers…
GO GUY! Major upgrade! Elle is beautiful, rich, and seems to have a sweet personality! Madonna comes off as a cold, frigid, bitch! She needs a guy she can control, like a fame hungry 22 year old male model! Guy's better off! Madonna will get what she deserves in the end.
Elle simply has more class - Madonna is a nutcase
She's no Madonna is a compliment. She's not a neurotic, self-absorbed, controlling hag! The fact that Madonna can get a 22 year old model who can barely speak English just shows that there are famewhoring, gold digging men in the world. Duh!
Elle is waaaayyy better looking and classier than Madonna! They'd actually look like a cute couple.
Elle has a vagina; Madonna a dildo.
he's a loser! glad madonna dropped his sorry a$$
Hey! If Her Madgesty can have a hot boy toy named, Jesus, then why can't Guy have a hot blow up doll? Good for him. Maybe she doesn't look like Madonna for a reason.
She's no Madonna alright I mean you can only downgrade after marrying Madge
Is he gonna take all her money too? lol
THANK GOD she's no Madonna!!!! MADonna would eat you for breakfast, Perez, and the rest of us too. She's one of the most unhappy people I've ever seen, despite all of her wealth and a good life. Guy must be ecstatic to have put her in his past.
Re: Spindoc –
SPINDOG is one bitter fag.
She is hot but Madonna is way hotter.
Elle is definitely and upgrade from the dreaded IT!
Perez, Madonna is a PIG! Why do you idolize her? THANK GOD ELLE IS "no Madonna." Guy deserves a good girl, and I just wish it could be me. xo
You're right, she's no Madonna. She's 100x prettier, and probably a lot nicer too. I'm happy for guy ritchie, madonna seems really fucked up lately.