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Jessica Biel Wants To Sing

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Every summer, the Hollywood Bowl puts on a production of a popular Broadway musical for all to ogle at.

This summer, the Bowl presents Frank Loesser's Guys & Dolls and the cast includes…Jessica Biel!

Wait, really? We had no idea that Super Snooze Biel could sing! Or do anything interesting at all except strap it on for Justin Timberlake!

Last summer, the Bowl put on the beloved Les Miserables to a sold out audience.

We guess this year they're hoping to torture the audience.

Or put them to sleep!

[Image via WENN.]

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35 comments to “Jessica Biel Wants To Sing”



  1. 1

    WTF!!!



  2. 2

    God help us. just because you can doesn't mean you should, honey.



  3. 3

    she is hotter than shitney.cute couple



  4. 4

    Blahhhhh



  5. 5

    THAT IS A SERIOUS CASE OF DOG FACE JESSICA!



  6. 6

    for real bitch???? I dont think we need another Heidi…….so yeah let the singing to ur man BIATCH



  7. 7

    oh my god seriously? i can't stand jessica biel.



  8. 8

    Jessica Biel is an amazing singer, she sang for one of her films (cant remember which one) and she was absolutely amazing!



  9. 9

    Well if Scarlett Johansen "Can Sing" why not Biel!?



  10. 10

    she needs to smile. her bitchassness is showing

  11. Shark says – reply to this


    11

    So mario you pump and push so many lame singers and groups that make
    me cringe…and you say that you did not know she could sing..which clearly
    means you have not heard her….
    …yet you claim that she will quote "torture" people listening to her.
    I like your consistency, you prejudge everything…she might as well not try right?
    when perez aka mario says you will suck you have no shot?
    you are so lame.



  12. 12

    I don't care what see does, her ass is perfect.



  13. 13

    Why does every celebrity think they can sing ? whats next you're coming out with a diet book Perez



  14. 14

    Re: Her_name_is_Dita – weak so weak it hurt.



  15. 15

    WTF!! Because you're dating JT doesn't mean you can sing. She looks so frumpy.



  16. 16

    can she sing "BYE, BYE BYE"?



  17. 17

    WTF?! Singing?! Um……..whatever Jess. He will marry her anyway.

  18. muma says – reply to this


    18

    ewww.



  19. 19

    she's the megaladon of bitches! right after you, pork pie

  20. tasha says – reply to this


    20

    You are an asshole perez. Jessica is gorgeous. If you really knew anything about some of these celebrities you slam you would have known jessica trained as a vocalist as a youngster and starred in several school musical productions singing. Then she went into acting.



  21. 21

    What is she going to do…BARK…why is the Pitbull getting lessons??? She ugly as hell…why people who can't sing like the simpsoms sisters, lohan, to name a few and now her!!! Forget about it…



  22. 22

    She might as well earn her keep somehow. I'm sure her calendar is free.



  23. 23

    Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO



  24. 24

    Re: RedWingsFan – harry and bbd can sing



  25. 25

    wow… i doubt she can sing cuz by wat we see she shows very little emotions… man that play will b sumthin…lol



  26. 26

    aha. she just wants to sing because her boyfriend can.



  27. 27

    hahaha i have the same scarf as justin.

  28. NJK says – reply to this


    28

    she prolly cant sing. but shes fucking cute (:



  29. 29

    Jessica Biel can actually sing. She was in Rent. She performed back when Donnie and Marie had a morning talk show. She was pretty good too.



  30. 30

    Huh. The cat has got my tongue. How about she starts off with a nice Christmas album? Perhaps a C.D. with classic summer time songs? But Broadway? Oh look, I got my tongue back. ;D



  31. 31

    U.T.E.O.T. Still ours and always will be. 46 ms hmaw



  32. 32

    zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzz



  33. 33

    oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I hope they breakup



  34. 34

    Re: tasha – agree with the whole Jessica part, but i also think Perez is hilarious

  35. Jay-Z says – reply to this


    35

    I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE !!
    HATE HER !!