Lily Allen Is A Twatter!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Busted!
Just who exactly does Lily Allen think she is?
While playing some gigs in Lily's neck of the woods, DJ Felix Da Housecat was personally assaulted by the Tiny Trollop.
According to TheeRealFDH's Twitter, Lily was so "FUUUCKED UP" that she invited herself into Felix's hotel room, causing the DJ "2 CALL SECURITY." Then "LILy jus told me FUCK FELIX DA HOUSECAT," prompting Felix to conclude "YES!…i dont think she knew who was..I mean maybe 4 a min…Her Guitar player escorted her…she scared the daylights outta me."
Nice one, Lily.
Classy, as always!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 17, 2009 at 7:45 pm
lol love the drawing on her mic perez..
very creative!
Give da ho some dirty love, it was the donkey night off!
firsstttt
fuck you mario, are you going to retract this later too? wow the world hates you for your censorshit and fucked up reporting asshole
Too bad she's such a fuck-up, I really like her songs
Re: Big Black Dick – Welcome back BBD, we were fighting for you and Harry
Twitter is becoming one of the most talked about sites. u can talk shit about some one without them knowing. LOL! Lily i love u like a sis but seriously PLEASE GET OVER YOURSELF!
Just who exactly does Lily Allen think she is? MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK YOUR DICK GRABBING ASS THE SAME THING PEREZ!
Re: Big Black Dick – Missed you and your fisting (well hearing about it, not getting it), now we just need harry….
She rocks!
LOVE HER
For real? You sure now? That's lame lily felix is cool……
Shes so annoying!! Shes getting so cocky!!
stop drinking!!!!
how did she even get into her hotel room?
either she had a key or felix's door was wide open
if its the second one than felix should lock her fuckin doors but if its the first one than lily is a stalker
Lily does need to get over herself I agree. Though I think all celebs that go on Twitter are narcassitic, the way they update themselves constantly, their adoring fans sitting at the computer, waiting, waiting. Oh dear. The fascination we have with celebrities. Except Pdiddy i'm pretty sure he's a crack-addict……….
Lily turned Felix da Housecat into Felix da Scarykitten.
I LIKE HER NEW SONG CALLED "FUCK YOU"
Put the bitch out of her misery or better yet someone put her on a jaw wired shut diet
if it were lady gag you would have praised the shit out of her.
lily allen rocks
Lily Allen can´t sing! If the media (including YOU Perez) insists on pretending that Lily can sing, then what you are going to get is puplicity stunts from her all the time. She craves attention, to convince herself and her enablers that she really is a star.
Stop bashing this girl and report on something real
Re: DikinCider – Thanks Big Boi, but I don't think bals is gettin' out anytime soon.
she's such a hot mess!!
Re: the last star – Hey, now I am on top!
Good night!!!
Yeah. and wearing no pants is just SO classy. *COUGH*
At least lily allen can make real music, not some computerized bullshit dance music.
gaga so OVERRATED
TEAM LILY!!!!
""YES!…i dont think she knew who was..I mean maybe 4 a min…"
pardon.. WHAT? i don't understand one single word.
Definitely putting the ass back in class.
question… If big black dick and harry balsac and all their "followers" hate his site and perez so much why do they continue to log on multiple times a day and leave comments on every post. It doesn't make since
why is this news, you and your lily hating make this site suck sometimes
theerealfdh……..stellar source…….who's your second?….shitstain
Hell, I would have done her…
Re: nanaama – I COMPLETELY AGREE!!! She CANNOT SING! She DOES NOT sing!!! She just 'talks' or mumbles her way through her songs and tries to put on this fake cutesy voice to convince people 'OH I'm singing'!!
GET OVER YOURSELF LILY. Seriously!!! Fat no talent drunk!!!
And your own sense of style! Stop trying to copy Lady Gaga or Katy Perry's style. Don't think people don't notice!! Silly Lily.
Just because she hates you Perez - if she sucked up your ass, you wouldnt report it!!
Aren't you related to Lily Mario???
Re: sunflower89 – #28 .. it doesn't make since…..
I hate when people leave me hanging.. SINCE WHAT????????????
Do you seriously log on everytime you visit this site? I just stay logged in, it saves so much time!!!!!!!!!!!
that sounds like a lie. like actually, it just sounds really random and made up.
I thought you were going to report that she passed away same as Natascha and Fidel… anyways you need to stop with it and learn from your mistakes, no prove no real news…
BTW check on Piggy Hilton's twitter… is just insane, he keeps on insulting celebrities and being awfully mean to them!
What a fukin woos. Scared shitless by some drunk celebrity.
Dear Lily,
Yuck, Bish, Yuck!
Sincerely,
P_Honey
I believe that the proper British way to describe her would be "a total and utter twat".
Dear Perez,
The cum should have fell into the glass so she would be drinking it.
That is all, and of course with love,
Amar
honey
no matter how much weight you lose
your still a bitter fat gurl
deep inside
she, the lily allen, is earning a living
not sitting in a california coffeee shop living with her mother
FAT bITCH
x
SHRED HER perez mind you now that ur all nice to britney who are you going to pick on
Her songs are shite, she's a total slapper, shags all men around and she's god damn fugly
I think Lily thinks she's a coked out drunk with zero impulse control and minimal brain power; that is assuming that dumb bitch could think!
WTF? Where is my comment Perez? Lily is my fav subject!!!
Ok another comment then: TO LILY: you are a stupid pathetic bitch, the most disgusting thing on Earth, you are a fat, ugly, ignorant, arrogant bitch….AND I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FUCKING UGLY FACE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Felix Da Housecat is a fucking master and you are just a turd that can just NOT be polished. Now FUCK OFF
I Don't Like Her!!!
I Don't Care!!!
I want to party with her…
Fat ass (Lilly) - no one wants your bootie….icky. Get a stylist and a chef, you need both and finish your etiquette class.
We have all seen the pictures of her with her Top Off right here on Perez. Now think about it.. If you were her age and had those tiny, tiny, boobs whouldn't you BE A DRUNK TOO?
she is such a woman of class …
There are three unnecessary letters in the headline of this article.
I love most of her music, but I can't say I like her. D:
So she shouted something then left… how is that assaulting someone?
why would anyone be scared of a tiny female?
Ever heard of AA you skank? How about instead of always fucking up cause your intoxicated you STOP! seriously its not cute honey