Miley Cyrus Tips Off The Paparazzi On Her Wherabouts
Filed under: Miley Cyrus
Observe the Miley Cyrus feeding at a Robeks juice joint. Momager Tish Cyrus accompanies the Disney Slut.
On hooker boots they timidly approach the cash register to order, all the while retaining their sunglasses to camouflage them from predators.
Filming Cyruses in the wild is no small feat. Just ask the paparazzi.
One bystander did, and the photog replied, "She called us."
It must have been the mating call of the Miley! It sounds a little bit like a hooker after smoking a pack of Reds and sucking a sandpaper dick!
Observe above at the 0:030 mark!
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ugh…miley, go away already
well that was gay…no vid??
What an attention whore.
No Perez they said "They called us" and yes that could be referring to Miley and/or her Mom but it could also very easily be talking about other people so stop assuming things!!
To 94:
Yeah she had connections but that was NOT a guarantee of the success she has and the big phenomenom she became… look at all the other Disney kids struggling hard to be somebody yet Santa Miley can beat them in a second!!
MILEY CYRUS is a very profitable brand and the girl behind all of this worked really hard to make it happen, don't give her less credit because she has a D-lister dad… look at Tori Spelling, Rummer Willis, and others, they are not succesful and won't be as succesful as SANTA MILEY and they had A-listers dads…
I'm an ignorant??? why? because I can recognize someone with talent???
You talk about ppl at NYU or BU well let me tell you reality tv is full of this guys trying to make their big break but selling themselves to those reality shows to stand out… that's so sad!
Leave Miley Alone!!!!!
you are absolutely discusting Perez, she's a 16 year old girl and you're a thirty something 'man', find someone your own age to pick on. It's disturbing to see how you will find any excuse to talk trash about Miley. Jealous she has more of a career then you do and ever will have? Paparazzi will say anything, they make money of these celebs in any way possible.
Re: Hmm.. Where is BBD and Harry?? – #101 If you can get in touch with Harry he should be able to call where ever he gets his internet through and ask that they change his ISP address, you and BBD and whoever else fatass is censoring, that way you guys can make other accounts up. Also someone needs to be looking into if this is legal, last time I checked we were still in the states not russia
Where is the video?? WTF? I can't stand her.
Don't listen to Perez.
The guy said, "THEY CALLED US."
So we don't know who he's talking about or if they were even talking about Miley.
He could have been meaning someone else, or they as in another one of the paparazzi.
Proof of how narcissistic and vapid these celebrities really are. Poor things weren't popular in high school and now feel the need to feel popular. Sorry bitch, people still hate you.
always thought so!!!!
I dont get it Perez….. Why do u pick on her so much?!?!
I just find it a little bizaare that a 20-something yr. old man is talking like this about a teenager. I'm not in any way a fan of hers, but I still think it's a little creepy that an older man is saying stuff like this about a "little" girl and get's away with it.
Perez, no one gives this child as much publicity as you do. You have an obsession with this little girl.
Where's the vid?
Oh yeah, and I saw this video on youtube before and the paz didn't say "SHE called us!" they said "THEY called us" Mean it couldv'e been miley and her mom, other papz, or even some random people on the street who saw them! STOP TWISTING STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Kate27 – MILEY CYRUS… A PROFITABLE "BRAND", LIKE EVERY OTHER BRAND, WILL FADE INTO THE ABYSS…AND IN THIS LITTLE SLUT'S CASE, INTO REHAB, PREGANCY, AND BANKRUPTCY…
NICE! Hahaha!
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I like how this is written, in the style of a "Wild Kingdom" voiceover or some nature show…. and "on hooker boots they timidly approach"… poetry!
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You should write more of your entires in a "mockumentary" style or otherwise a parody / satire - I love it! Good job P!
the videos been deleted….Miley is such an attention seeker and i think it is so funny how all of you can talk shit about perez but your the one leaving comments on the site. So if you dont like it mind your own business. We come on here because he's funny and he says what we're all thinking so you can go suck a dick!
By the way,BRAVO to you… you should bring your Ban Hammer out and get rid of MORE of those griefers and trolls, who spend their lives waiting with bated breath for your every post so they can say the stupid shit they say to put you down. They should all get a life!!!
SO WHAT? a TON of celebs do it. It's just the way it is. This pap is just trying to call her on it to make her look bad..but it doesn't work. The media tries so hard to tear her down..they did the same shit to Britney. They love to build them up, tear them down and then cheer when they have a "comeback". It's so sick & disgusting.
Post Another Link!!!
The Vid. Is not Longer Available!!!
BTW:::She likes attention!!!
How do you know she's a slut? Have you seen her screwing a bunch of guys? Video is gone, are they finally suing your ass for harassing a 16yr old girl???????
can someone for once believe him
its true i read it on a website
what happened to all the miley hater, kings nad queens ofthe world! on this site!
they obviously mean bitch and old hag tipped them off cause they were talking to them while they said it
once again
BITCH AND OLD HAG TIPPED THEM EFFING OF!
oh yea and i have a 38 reasons why to hate her!
why i hate
her 1.) is annoying !
he tlks about her cause she's a celebrity if you dont like it go away
im happy he hates her
if i had to hear bitches boyfriend ryan seacrest say how great she is one more time!
oh yea she held hands with her boyfriend that BIG new ryan ( sarcasm)
seacrest is just jelous he couldnt have miley first
love the soup when they make fun of her
buck on youtube
now time for some new scandal miley your getting boring
and your career going away
better think fast
how bout a sex tape so you can get kicked off
Not gonna lie… this whole "I Hate Miley Campaign" is sorta overplayed… and out of control. Just take it down a notch.. I feel like I speak for most people here when I say it's boring to read about. I like Miley though, so maybe I'm biased.
I'm sick of reading about Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, and Katy Perry. Talk about some other people. Just ’cause they make good music doesn't mean they make for a good read
dear fatty fatterson,
the video has been removed leaving this post a useless pile of shit if you will
Re: Tori_baby – #109 I'm want to kick his fat ass all the way to Russia, he and his team of cut N Pasters……. I wish I could get in touch with Harry, I've got a perfect workaround… They didn't like one of my remarks back to BBD, too effing bad!!!!
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If I would have said something about their precious Prop 8, all would be well…
Maybe they are communists after all!???
ahahahah "it must have been the mating call of the Miley."
soooo funny perez
It's worked for Matthew McConaghey for years!
Why do you hate her so much?? You say she's slutty, but we all know this isn't the real reason, come on. Jaleous asshole
She called them??? FAME-WHOOOORE!!! I can't wait when she's all washed up and the paparazzi won't even care about her slutty ass anymore!
where did it go who deleted it???
hey in case all of you fucktards haven't noticed; Perez isn't gunna stop posting stuff abt Miley ANY TIME SOON! SO GET USED TO IT!!!!!!!!!! just shut up and let Perez do whatever the fuck he wants to do! It's his website, it's his blogs and he has fans such as myself who DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABT MILEY! so plz, if you don't wanna hear anything bad abt her then just don't! you have the choice to read this it's not like he's forcing you or anything! GEEZE!!!!!! ps, i
Cyrus is such a slut. Ugh.
From the Fromp blog
Review for Cole Trickle's niece…Mily Cyrus.any good record releases today, but did see that Cole Trickle's niece, Miley Cyrus.
The FROMP hates to give bad reviews, but reviewing a relative of Cousin Eddie gives me a little pleasure. I know our Nation is going through hard times and that everyone is placing the blame on both Republicans and Democrats. However, if we want to improve our future, the first step is to stop listening to Miley Cyrus. Her music can only make you dumber.
In "The Climb" Miley uses some choice lyrics….the word "gotta" is used 2 times, "gonna" 13 times, and "ain't" 6 times. These words are usually regarded as uneducated, but we are talking about the daughter of someone who wrote "Achy Breaky Heart" and made the mullet unpopular. I don't know how to categorize Miley's music (i.e. country, pop, crap, etc.) and I have no respect for "performers" who lipsync their songs.
The late, great Johnny Cash explains "performers" (like Miley) are the symbols themselves the whole story? Are the hats, the boots, the pickup trucks, and the honky-tonking poses all that's left of a disintegrating culture?"
who cares if miley is 16 years old. miley obviously think she's so much older than that. that's why most of the REAL actors and singers in hollywood HATE this girl.
Re: Hmm.. Where is BBD and Harry?? – Looks like he can dish it but can't take it, huh?
Stop with the slut word. She is a child. Get over it. What about the Zack h? guy who never speaks? Get over it.
hahah HALARIOUSSS! sand paper dick=love it!!!
btw, i love how i have seen nothing on perez's site about THIS:
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OMG I THINK TAT PEREZ IS HATING ON MILEY I THINK TAT HE NEDDS TO STOP DRINKING TAT HATEARED ND GET A LIFE
Puh-lease, Perez. Get YOUR facts straight. The paps said "They called us," meaning other paparazzis or her publicist, not her. She's only 16. It's getting old, just stop it.
Omg your sooo STUPID the People at the store called the paparazzi not miley!!!!
IS IT ME OR IS THIS HILLBILLYS CARREER DAYS COUNTED….???
what a camera-whore. honestlyyyy.
Re: fluteline24 – why should perez leave her alone? she obvs wants attention and why should it all be good? i dont have anything against her infact i like her songs. but she cant pick and choose what kind of publicity she gets. she gets what she asks for.. for people to talk about her.
Hello everybody.
I clicked on a site and it brought me here. I made this nickname just because I read your comments and had to have my voice heard. Seriously guys? I have actually been laughing out loud listening to all of your comments. I was nearly speechless. For starters, everyone calling this girl a whore is ridiculous. No matter how much you want to think you no somebody fully, other than yourself, you do not. Also, this is a site purposefully made to critique celebrities, so it is strange that many are getting upset at Perez; this is his job. Another point I am anxious to make is that you say she is thriving attention and calling the paparazzi? WHO THE HELL CARES? So what if she is, or isn't. Does that really affect you at all? Will you not be able to go on in life until you find out if this is true or not? You do not know. Bottom line.
Thanks for listening