Celebrity Baby Name Alert!

Jenna and Tito have named the twins!
(No, not those twins!)
Sources tell us that retired XXX legend Jenna Jameson and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz have named their twin boys Jesse Jameson Ortiz and Journey Jett Ortiz.
Cute!
Creative and not too crazy!
When do we get to see the adorable set???
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cute, i wonder what they r gonna think about their mom when their older
Oh good lord, Journey. What kind of name is that?
Set of what?
hopefully they'll keep them FAR FAR FAR away from you..
meh
ehhh..i like journey but jesse.
not so much.
Anything but Mario is OK with me….
Brad was on the bed, rubbing the back of a pretty young nanny! Angie got so mad she slapped Brad and fired the girl on the spot!
“She completely flipped out,” says the insider. “She got right in Brad’s face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and told the nanny to get out of her house and never come back!”The explosive argument woke up the sleeping twins, who began to cry. As Brad tried to console both the twins and the nanny, Angie just snapped — and slapped! — hitting him right across the face.
“He was stunned,” reveals the insider.
What makes this all the more shameful is that Angie reportedly used Brad’s own ballsack to slap him in the face. “Keeping his nuts on my person with his spine and what’s left of his free will really comes in handy during an argument,” she’s quoted as saying. I’d have to agree with her there. In my own personal experience, nothing stings quite like a scrotum to the face. But I’m afraid that’s a story for another day!
oh boy……this ought to be a good thread…………have at it posse!
Re: Lol Girl – should have named them Chuck and Norris.
Finally, some normal names.
Journey.
uhh…okkkay….
Congrats!
"Brad was on the bed, rubbing the back of a pretty young nanny! Angie got so mad she slapped Brad and fired the girl on the spot!
“She completely flipped out,” says the insider. “She got right in Brad’s face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and told the nanny to get out of her house and never come back!”
The explosive argument woke up the sleeping twins, who began to cry. As Brad tried to console both the twins and the nanny, Angie just snapped — and slapped! — hitting him right across the face.
“He was stunned,” reveals the insider.
What makes this all the more shameful is that Angie reportedly used Brad’s own ballsack to slap him in the face. “Keeping his nuts on my person with his spine and what’s left of his free will really comes in handy during an argument,” she’s quoted as saying. I’d have to agree with her there. In my own personal experience, nothing stings quite like a scrotum to the face. But I’m afraid that’s a story for another day!
pssst perez this is not an exclusive when celeb baby blog has had it up for an hour and its in the us weekly i just got at lunch…………
HOW ABOUT FUTURE PORN ACTOR # 1 AND FUTURE PORN ACTOR # 2?
Re: Lol Girl – i'm sure this is not news to you, but did you not bowling is actually a sport derived from when Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked himself in the testicles and one broke free. In a fit of rage he threw it at a nearby forest creating our modern logging industry as well.
Not crazy names? I don't think so.
OMG, I was thinking "J" names!! My guess was Jacob and Jordan. Cute!
Re: mama of 2 –
LOL
Now they would have been children that were news worthy.
Or even Rick (Astley) would have good. People have no tastes these days. They'll call their children any random shit these days.
She should have named them…dick & Inya
I know people will come on here to bash Jenna eventually but she is truly a gifted business woman who made a lot out of her life, even if u do not agree with the choices she made to get there. I admire her drive and determination. Congratulations to Jenna & Tito!!!! Can't wait to see pictures
were they born with STD puss all over them when they FELL out of her HUGE LOOSE crothch?
the names aren't too bad. but, why jett? did they name him after the travolta's son?
Re: Lol Girl – did ya know that when Chuck Norris was born he roundhouse kicked his doctor? NO ONE delivers Chuck Norris except Chuck Norris
I'm thinking HARRY BALSAC would have been a nice name for one of them, but as we all know… that one is TAKEN!!!!
I wonder… what is Tito referring to with his finger gesture????
jesse is fine, but Journey?what kind of name is that?
Re: Dar Dar – So many peckers have journeyed up that hole he came out of… thats how it came to be.
Re: mama of 2 – LMAO, that would have been perfect!!! Can you imagine what these kids are gonna think when they get older and realize what their parents have done, and what tools they are?
Journey???
Horrible. Absolutely horrible.
Journey? yuck, I think they should've stuck with Jesse and James….or better yet Beavis and Butthead
Both names are super cute! Love it!
Those poor boys. they have NOOO idea that where they just came from has been occupied by many others……….. gross
Their names are kinda cute.
Journey is NOT a cute name-BARF!
So they will both go by JJ
Re: Jezzebelle is Bold – haha yeah, those babies probably were like "is this an old apartment?" looks like there's been a lot of activity in here?
Adorable names & I'm sure those kids will be adorable
Love the names!
I like the names.
I can't believe a porn star and a UFC fighter are saner than most of these other celebrities.
isn't that Audrey from DK in the pic……???? if not, sure looks like her……
I knew she'd give them great names! Congrats Jenna & Tito! Can't wait to see the first pics!
I really hate to defend porn, BUT. It may surprise you that porn actors are actually not very likely to get STDs and such from the sex they actually have for WORK - all actors in porn have to be tested monthly and/or 2 weeks prior to filming, whichever is more often. The majority of porn stars that have come down with STDs were slutty in their private lives and caught diseases because of recreational unprotected sex. Therefore, people in the porn industry are no more likely to have STDs than the average person.
If anything, they are more likely to be aware that they have something and take precautions to prevent themselves from passing it on - which can't be said for the general public.
I think Jenna has done a lot for herself and should be proud of her accomplishments, and she shouldn't have to deal with people calling her terrible names or assuming she's diseased. She deserves to enjoy being a mom, like anyone else.
Journey!??
Weird but cute!
I LIke Tito!
He is a good fighter!
Re: sublimetoronto – If she shouldn't have to deal with it she should've got an office job…..
no, no alliterative names. Jesse, Journey, Jenna. No, just no. reminds me of those people with Joshua, Jeremiah, Jennifer, Jason, Jonah, Jedediah, Jewel, Jessica, Jennifer, blah blah. no, just no. Kids become adults, remember. and people don't need rhyming names or matching names or the same initials. people need discrete identifies. twins should never be Dylan and Dana or Dustin and Justin. UGH
I kinda feel bad for those kids…Everyone at school will know where to see Jenna's coochie.
Going to take a 'Journey' on a 'Jet'? I don't care for the names and Journey sounds a bit feminine…
Best wishes anyhow!
I thought she was Aubrey from Danity Kane. Is that an insult or compliment?
Jesse JAMESson…..hehe….sorry
Aww that's nice! Congrats to them!!
Um, Jesse Jameson really isn't a cute name if you think about it. Jameson isn't Jenna's real last name. It's the name she gave herself when she decided to do porn. Therefore, she gave her son her porn name. Jesse James would have been a better name even though that name is stupid too. I don't know why anyone would want to name their child after an outlaw.
And Journey Jett? I wouldn't call that name cute either. Heck, I wouldn't even call that a name.
she should make a sex tape with him…
those are cute names.
is jesse jameson going to be a porn star as well?
porn star names!
Why not Clap and Syph? Gonnie and Wasserman?
Catch my drift?
She deserves this. She deserves to be happy, and it'll be interested to see how she interacts with her children since her mom died of cancer (which the treatments broke her family) when Jenna was about two.
….the "set" have huge ass heads….you know they will look nothing like Jenna….for fuck sakes…Jenna doesn't even look like Jenna!!!
i like those
Tito having kids with a porn star…… thats nasty! You and the boys can sit around in 10 years and watch some of mom's old flicks!
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This should last as long a Jesse James and his ex prono wife only he was smart and passed on the kids.
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How you give oral to a porn star is beyond me. Add jenna is so fucking worked you should have knocked up some slutty fan instead Tito.
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And she Fucked her way into the mainsteam some of you people on here are such morons …… She fucked her way up on the casting couch don't kid yourself she did not re-invent herself … get real people (damn)
I'm liking those names especially Jesse Jameson
great play on words there *lol*
Too bad - why not name them something more appropriate? My suggestions? - Discharge & Scabby.
Those better be some open-minded twins…
Journey Jett? It sounds like a discount airline. That's just awful. People are trying way too hard to come up with unique, edgy names these days. I shudder for the coming generations…
Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere…
I guess Jenna luvs Journey!
So, they're twins and both of their names are JJ… how can they be expected to grow up to be individuals?
wonder if the kids look like plastic like their mommy?
Poor kids, let Jenna be my mom instead!
Pill, pill.
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