If You Are Easily Offended…..

Nicolas Cage was spotted leaving a taping of The Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night looking like…. Mickey Rourke!

He needs a new makeup artist, hair stylist and plastic surgeon….ASAP.

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this »

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robyn77 says – reply to this

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He doesn't look that bad??
robyn77 says – reply to this

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OK, ya he needs a good colorist!
KastroMojo says – reply to this

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Nick has a lot more going for himself than you do. Furthermore, you shouldn't be talking Troll Doll
pereziscoolsometimes says – reply to this

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first!
shomakhang says – reply to this

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uuuuggggglllleeeeee!
shomakhang says – reply to this

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age gracefully, man! you look like a fool.
shomakhang says – reply to this

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and do something about your freak of a kid, while you are at it.
shomakhang says – reply to this

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he used to be so attractive, and then he had to go and ruin it.
Kittencaboodle says – reply to this

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His hair just looks a little weird. I'm not offended. He looks okay to me.
4EVAHOTMAMA says – reply to this

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he just needs new hair plugs, otherwise, he looks good.
dd says – reply to this

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Hmmm yea not the best pics of him
Natedizzle says – reply to this

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it must suck being a Coppola…so hard to get a start in show business. LOLz
Fuggit says – reply to this

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It's the hair.
born_naked says – reply to this

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THE HAIR, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE HAIR, OVERALL I LIKE HIM…!
MandyLeigh says – reply to this

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awww
marpav21 says – reply to this

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he needs to shave his head totally.then he'd look good.
angelinme777 says – reply to this

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He needs to cut his hair short and shave
elon says – reply to this

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yar
SailorLunaMoon says – reply to this

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stil sexy
rockthecroc says – reply to this

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God he doesn't deserve this criticism does he?
fiona says – reply to this

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He looks great. You need to get back to ogling your gay pornbabies and leave the MAN ALONE.
the squirrel says – reply to this

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he just needs a hair cut.
quabalicious says – reply to this

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HAHAHA he looks so much older but he doesnt look that bad :]
Juustmeex0x says – reply to this

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He looks fine.
AttilaHorvath says – reply to this

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He looks a hot mess.
LeFleur says – reply to this

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he should just shave off his beard…that would really help!
silverfox says – reply to this

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He looks allright……………….
guitarded-- says – reply to this

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Not THAT terrible. . .
silverkitty8 says – reply to this

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Men who are balding should never have longish hair. Unless they're going for that child-molester look. Then, in THAT case… By all means!
ymeman says – reply to this

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good lord, he looks fine. I think he's actually getting more attractive as he ages.
patluvsyou225 says – reply to this

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he looks perfectly hot to me!!! what are you smoking perez…

LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE YOU EVER CALL SOMEONE UGLY AGAin…. PLEASE
sarahmaie88 says – reply to this

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mmm I'd still do him ))
SweetPat says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU PEREZ!
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HE LOOKS MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOU DO!!!!!!!!
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YOU ARE SUCH A JEALOUS BASTARD!
ItalianWonder says – reply to this

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hair plugs anyone?
jonesjl9 says – reply to this

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He definitely still looks better than Mickey Rourke
Slackness says – reply to this

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Holy receding hairline.
bridggxo says – reply to this

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im seriously sick of you perez, all you do is pick on people ALL day. the only stars you write actually nice things about is the people who let you go on tour with them / hang out with them etc. I started to come here for celebrity news… not your opinion on how much you hate miley cyrus and pick on people for being "ugly"… for those of you who agree with me, try 'just jared' because they just give you actual celebrity news without their opinion like actual news stories should be.
becccaa says – reply to this

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he doesnt need a plastic surgeon. just some new hair and to shave that thing of his face. i guess he does need a plastic surgeon cause he needs a new chin. this one seems to be eroding.
ilovemcsteamy says – reply to this

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hahaha it looks like he is wearing a toupe
becccaa says – reply to this

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Re: bridggxo – then stop coming to his website.
whiterabbit says – reply to this

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hair plugs? he looks like christopher lee, only not as good.
fiona says – reply to this

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Honestly. Seriously. If he and you were naked side by side, I bet 90 percent of men and women would choose Nick. He is really an attractive male.
Orchid says – reply to this

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He looks fine and he's not a child. Worry about yourself Perez!
helsy says – reply to this

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ok his hair looks a liiittle weird, but SO WHAT. he's a great person and a great actor. what have YOU done in your life perez? OHH RIGHTT BEING THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA. wait, I thought queen = girls ? bet you'll be looking actually bad at his age. seriously perez, i like you very much, but sometimes you cross the line.
Cowboy says – reply to this

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Comparing him to Micky Rourke-are you joking. Maybe you need some glasses.
bobby1973 says – reply to this

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Perez, you are calling someone ugly? You look like the fucking buck-toothed donkey from Shrek.
prissy1113 says – reply to this

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i'm not offended.
Chauncey says – reply to this

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oooh i want him to go bald– sexy sexy. what's with his teeth, they look kinda horsey!
Stanely626 says – reply to this

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OHHH Perv-ez I think he just looks AMAZING… have u seen yourself in a mirror lately? I think I'm not that easily offended…
sugarpop97 says – reply to this

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god ppl just stop tlkin shit bout perez, my god, if u hate him so much y r u evn on his website?!?!
silly billie says – reply to this

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He has a lot of hair for a bald guy, but if he continues to wear it like that, maybe no one notices.
Avril is your god says – reply to this

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* Avril would not approve *
Jbeanx says – reply to this

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SHAVE IT OFF
meliss_880 says – reply to this

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maybe he should shave his head…
Missy McGee says – reply to this

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He doesn't look that bad…we all age.
tweetie bird says – reply to this

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Re: rockthecroc –

NO HE DOES'NT FATFUCK NEEDS TO SHUT HIS FAT FACE! THAT'S NICK CAGE NOT BRITNEY SPEARS MORON!!!!!!!!!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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I think he should try shaving his head completely. It might be a good look for him!
tweetie bird says – reply to this

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we're offended alright….. OFFENDED THAT YOU WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO POST THIS! PEREZ SIMPLY IS'NT IN TOUCH WITH WHAT THE PUBLIC REALLY THINKS AND IT'LL BE HIS DOWNFALL.
cafehead1 says – reply to this

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they guy has plugs galore. but he has to try to look young because of the industry and his hella young wife.
rikkibaby says – reply to this

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his son be in the "easily offended" section.
The Sound Stage says – reply to this

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Of all people to be talking smack about the way other people look, especially their hair style….
GG1000 says – reply to this

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He should just let his hair go gray. It would look great with his eyes.
why_hello_thar says – reply to this

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nah, he's just getting old. i'd shave the beard if i was him, tho. it ages him even more.
UGLY DONKEY FACE = PEREZ says – reply to this

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he looks good you fag, it's just he's not wearing a weave and we can see his truer hairline
why_hello_thar says – reply to this

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Re: bridggxo – this isn't a 'news story' website. it's perez's blog. meaning he writes what he feels like and shares his opinions on whatever news/gossip he wants to post. it's really not a big deal, man. don't come here anymore if you hate it so much.
rebeccalouise says – reply to this

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wtf he doesnt look that bad.
you need a personal trainer, on the other hand.
xtrmemover says – reply to this

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i think he should consider shaving all the hair off. sting-like
Lily in the Valley says – reply to this

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Dude, agree. Seriously, who are you to talk?????????
IamMegan says – reply to this

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he is bald! OMG. His dye job looks so fake too! He should shave it of and embrace the grey. He would be sexy if he didnt try so hard.
EmeiÉme says – reply to this

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¡un carajo! que lo peinen mejor y ya.
Alz says – reply to this

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ahhh, he looks alright.
assingaround says – reply to this

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ewww those teeth, shine baby.
debbiedoesnothing says – reply to this

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He looks like he's on chemotherapy. Hey I know. Let's start a rumor that he's dead.
Not dead after all says – reply to this

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Re: MandyLeigh – gross! put some clothes on you whore!
rubadubdub says – reply to this

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haha he doesnt look THAT bad… no offense mickster
heyitsbrenda says – reply to this

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oh my….gimme sum of that! hahah just kidding
Paranormal says – reply to this

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He just need a hairstylist. Overall, he does not look as half bad for a man his age.
skittles0216 says – reply to this

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Nah, he looks good Perez
LemonFart says – reply to this

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Re: becccaa – suck it.
C.Huntsman says – reply to this

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No way! He is still hot. That's just a bad hairstyle.
itsjusttootinky says – reply to this

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He actually looks pretty good. Just getting a bit of a widow's peak. I don't understand the comparison to Mickey Rourke. Mickey has that 'cat woman' thing going on (like octomom).
xphile_1002 says – reply to this

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He's just getting older…jeez. Still something about the man, though…
QueenScene says – reply to this

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haha okay the man could use a hair cut but at least he's embracin his age instead of fighting it. && perez fuck those people who are talkin shit..they still on your site..they just want some kinda attention..your opinion is your own..they dont like it they can get their make their own site.
LOVE YA BUNCHES
Dragonfly6 says – reply to this

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Oh please. His hair could use some help but otherwise he doesn't look bad.
Hmm.. Where is BBD and Harry?? says – reply to this

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I have never wanted to put the heel of my shoe right into the side of someone's big old basketball head more than I have in the last 3 days. I'm so afraid that I'd break a heel or a feather or something. Not to mention the humiliation to my Uncle Christian, he'd never forgive me for wasting a perfectly beautiful shoe on someone as contrived as you Mario!!!!!
mandyz says – reply to this

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I think he looks great, I wish people would not expect perfection. He looks real and happy.
meezermom says – reply to this

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Hair plugs, freakin' hair plugs. Those veneers look like false choppers. Ugly fucker isn't he!
meezermom says – reply to this

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He looks fucking laid out, NOT fucking laid.
Rydethebuss says – reply to this

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ew.
imdbdoo says – reply to this

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I'll be damned if your shaved-chimp lookin fatass disses Nick Cage.
Toolip says – reply to this

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Why don't you cover his son WESTON COPPOLA CAGE more often?!!
He's the reason Nicolas Cage exists! WCC is a MUCH better celebuspawn than Rumor Willis! He's really talented. Forget Nicholas BRING ON WESTON COPPOLA CAGE!!!
Good Gossip Girl says – reply to this

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no one needs plastic surgery!!!
never thought he was that good looking. his teeth are too white and he needs to cut that hair.
Grimmer says – reply to this

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He looks just fine, if you ignore the hair.

At his age he should at least have a little grey at the temples, to artificial.
Phaedra says – reply to this

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what is it about botox and y chromosomes that dont go?
shomakhang says – reply to this

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i figured out what makes this guy look so creepy. usually, the hair recedes at the forehead line; however, this guy's hair line recedes from ear to ear, which makes him look extremely odd and wax like, for some reason. he's just not that good looking any more.
modestchik says – reply to this

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he looks the same, not bad..just balder.
kellibelli says – reply to this

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Maybe we should give him the one you used? Oh, hang on..
RyanDanVan says – reply to this

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His hair is awful but the face is fine
Starlit says – reply to this

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I don't see why he would need a surgeon. He just clearly needs to cut that damn hair off and shave the scrub! Maybe he's preparing for a role. Did you ever think of that Perezziee???
dena al says – reply to this

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he shouldnt have shaved the sides of his head- thats why it looks weird-