It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Mushy Fartone was spotted outside Bardot in Hollywood on Tuesday night puff-puff-puffing away on a cancer stick.
So not attractive, Mush Mush!
You may have gotten rid of the cottage cheese, but you've still got the cankles. And smoking really damages your skin!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]