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Book Signing This Saturday!!!!

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If you can't make it to our big party on Saturday night in Austin, we're having a book signing in the afternoon and we'd love to say hello and take pics with all of you!!!!

Perezzers will signing copies of Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons
Book People
603 N. Lamar Blvd., Austin, TX‎
2:00 PM, Saturday, March 21st

Hope to see you there!!!!

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45 comments to “Book Signing This Saturday!!!!”

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    AND: FIRST. :)

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    Every time I see this picture I wish the wearer would move the heel up to your temple area, lift her other foot and stand with all her weight on the heel at your temple. Wouldn't that be a fun blog?

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    LOL your book is banned in my country ~~

  8. 8

    maybe i'll buy one, i got a table that wobbles

  9. 9

    I'm going to stick my heel so far into your ear canal……….

  10. 10

    From your facial expression - ~suckers cramp~

  11. 11

    COME TO DC!! i want to buy your book!!

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    God you are pathetic…
    no one wants your book
    besides the desperate wannabees that show up to your signings..
    your sales were dismal and for as much as you talk shit about peoples albums and movies not doing well….
    some call it karma

    serves you right….

  13. 13

    No, thanks…
    *Re: KastroMojo – HAHAHA! You are too funny, mi comandante….

  14. 14

    Mario you spend so much time self promoting and very little time blogging about real celebrities. You are a fat fame whore pig. Oh did I forget to mention you are fat.

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    Nobody cares about you, Perez. Report on real celebrities or shut the fuck up.

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    oh, you mean your book that barely sold and has a number of 1-star reviews on amazon.com????

  17. 17

    perezzzz i bought your book at the airport, took a plane to cancun, and finished it within four hours, and was hysterical the entire plane ride….then i let my girlfriends borrow it, and they all loved it mwaaaaaaa

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    Re: BBBoricua – Thanks Darling

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    I read your book … it gave me diharreah at barnes & noble,.

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    I won't buy/read the book because to me it sounds stupid. But congratulations anyway.

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    OMG I can finally log on! Hello everyone! This is Sheba, have anyone been
    having a problem logging on. I had to change my name to something else.
    Oh, well! Perez enjoy your book signing. Good Luck!



  22. 22

    I almost bought this book today…You went to SF but wouldn't come to San Jose?

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    Re: BBBoricua – Hi there! I've been locked out~
    Good to see you.



  24. 24

    When are you coming to Phoenix?

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    i love youuuu

    i dont think i can make it to the party but ill be there at the book signing

    im excited now!

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    Come to Australia Already

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    Good luck in Austin Mario-maybe you'll sell 10 more books.Now what are you going to do with that fifty thousand copies in storage?

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    Re: sheba088 – Hello, sheba. Glad to see you too!

  30. 30

    PEREZY DARLING!! You have to come to Anchorage, Alaska. This place sure can use someone fab to talk about. Personally I am sick to death of hearing about Sarah Palikn and her kooky family!!! PLEASE!!!

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    Wish you would come to Washington DC!!!

  32. 32

    This Comic Book is still alive?

    I thought this was already dead and buried. But, no! It reincarnated itself to sell just a little more so Shitton here can pay back the publishing company to make it even. He still owes $485.34 to break even because the publishing company gave him an advance of $800.00

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    shut the fuck up perez. stay the fuck away from austin. this place is too kewl for you. fuck off bitch.

  34. 34

    perez! come to chicago!! or better yet, milwaukee!! my book needs to be signed!

  35. 35

    Perez, I loved your opening bit for Britney's concert. Too bad the rest of it sucked!

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    Some of you people are ridiculous. Why take the time to even look at this website and comment on it if it's nothing but bad? Why would you waste your time?! Perez I love this website and being from Austin, all these people commenting about gays and how we all have shot guns and hate people is completely untrue. They've obviously never been downtown to 6th street! You're more than welcome to be here, they can get their asses out if they don't like it!

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    So in other words, if I'm not deemed worthy enough to be invited to your "party", I can still have the amazing opportunity to be within inches of your stench just for the price of your stupid book?

    Do you have any idea how pitiful you've become?

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    Loves it! So whens the next So Cal signing Perez?!? XO

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    Geez you've got some serious haters on here. wtf?

  40. 40

    The best review on Amazon about this piece of shit written by Michael Roman:

    'If Teen People magazine were dumbed down a few notches, it would still be smarter than this pamphlet . . .err. . .book.

    If you're that curious about this collection of nonsensical, unfunny blah blah blah (which applauds things like drunk driving, eating disorders, ridiculing children and old people) plunk yourself down at a Barnes & Nobel, order a latte and read it for free. You'll be really glad you didn't spend your hard earned money supporting a bottom feeder named Perez Hilton. He is the poop stain on the bottom of a flea's shoe.'

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    review written by C Mixon on Amazon:
    'I am all for picking up a comedy, "junk" book to read when you just want a break and a few laughs, but you can still do better than this book. It is filled with overused jokes about anorexia, drugs, etc. Perez might think his book is a fresh new view of hollywood, but it really just isn't. In addition, his humor often becomes quite tasteless, as he targets celebrity children and the recent deaths of celebrities.

    It is obvious to me that he wrote this book to milk his 15 minutes of fame for all its worth. He really is no better than the celebrities he writes about.'

  42. 42

    Surrender Dorothy - no one wants to buy your book, get your autograph, buy your clothes, or attend your terrible events.

  43. 43

    I cannot wait to get ur book!!!! Luv Ya!!!!

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    I think it's funny there's so many haters here who just want a little attention… I think they're the real attention whores lmao
    See you in Austin Perez!!!

  45. 45

    wen u gonna b in CO???