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Lindsay Lohan leaves a medical building in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.
LezLo went to see a doctor yesterday because ________.
[Image via WENN.]

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Lindsay Lohan leaves a medical building in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.
LezLo went to see a doctor yesterday because ________.
[Image via WENN.]
she's gone off vegetables.
doctors can…like….cure stuff.
or….
she's wasting away and needs intravenous food.
…i am a drunk and my career is over!!!
she looks disgustingly skinny
she needs to eat a double cheesburger with extra cheesy fries, milkshacke, and ice cream
She's trying to lose some weight.
cocaine is a helluva drug!
that's what real lezzies do.
there are too many ways to fill in this blank
To abort Samans Kid
she has STD's
because sam and I had a "scissor" incident.
She looks emaciated.
Sam is really a man and got her preggers.
She's a vampire!!!!
hahahahaha…….you're getting no hits….you reap what you sow………bitch!
her thighs and legs are the same size. EAT SOMETHING!!!!
OMG, it's SKELETOR! Forget Marc Anthony! I can't believe how terrible she looks now, like she's going to break in half.
Because…she is too incredibly thin and schitzo!
Umm… STD's?
she's human. Or wait, are celebs not allowed to go to the doctor?
Her head is too heavy for her body!
she wanted her legs to be replaced with twigs.
SAVE LILO!!!!
because she has lung cancer and herpes
she looks absolutely teeny here!
well except her head…
She gets more haggardly and disgusting by the day.
she is finally realizing that her head is too big for her body.
she looked like Sarah Jessica Parker and freaked out.
wow she looks sick…how could you think you look good when you have no meat
LezLo went to see a doctor yesterday because SHE'S CRACK SKINNY.
she wanted to see if there was a way to get rid of her FIRECROTCH, without waxing or shaving.
she has to get tested for alcohol & drugs
because she has a hear infection and she need anti biotic
she's got a big head and little arms
I'm finding it difficult to live up to the media driven Aesthetic.
Poor thing… when you get that thin its downhill from there… she needs serious help.. starting with a nutritionist.. if its not her coke diet.. she has a severe eating disorder… either way.. she needs help.. i actually feel really bad for her.. at least she went to a doctor.
She looks horrible.
Separated at birth: Lezlo in this pc and the scream (the painting) LOL
ugly bitch
is depressed harry balsac got banned from marios shiteous site
she's starting to bear a striking resemblance to Sarah Jessica Parker
I need a drink.
…SHE HAD AN ADD-A-DICK-TO-ME!
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She weighs 4 lbs…….
She tried doing her own Brazilian wax and scorched her cooter.
Samantha stuck the dildo to far up!!
She looks like Karen Carpenter.
she has crabs and herpies
SaMANN crossed her legs.
her head grows twice as much as her body shrinks
she is washeeeeed upp!
she has a severe case of bobble-head.
because she needs to get better!
HER FIRECROTCH WAS BURNING
She want to have a baby with her LESBIAN LOVER
she doesn't get her period anymore because of her dramatic weight loss.
Wow she's been looking fug lately.
SHE CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SMOKE CRACK BUT NOT LOOK LIKE A CRACKHEAD!
because she is considering a sex change procedure.
SHE LOOKS FUKIN NASTY GROSS!!! YIKES. SOMEONE GIVE THIS GIRL A FUKIN COOKIE!
She thought it was the liqour store!
because she's morphing into a fly, albeit, a very expensiely dressed one.
her legs withered away to nothing
of her recent herpes outbreak!
she needed a prescription written out so that she can legally take amphetamines or whatever it is that keeps her skinny
she's a complete idiot maybe!
she wondered why her headaches were getting worse since she go stoned the day before and hung out with Samantha Ronson all this time!
I think it's terrible that she seems to not care at all at the fact that her co-star in Parent Trap has sadely passed.
her head is too big for her body. She looks like one of those bobble heads!!!
good lord shes so thin! she desperately needs help, hopefully thats why she was there. maybe something is seriously wrong
She has lesbian aids
she's scary skinny
Because…her neck can't hold her head up anymore. Poor girl, she looks so hungry
she got hairys balsac caught in her throat
she forgot how to EAT
she can't live without drugs!
Fire crotch flare up.
oh yea she is so fat she needs to lose like 50 more pounds NOT oh my gosh she needs help
THE HERPES WAS ACTING UP…
for DUI coarse duh… I still love ya Lindz even tho ur 2 skinny eat a burger and head straight for the Ken Paves hair salon stat
Undetermined vagina problems.
She had to get a refill on her birth control pills because she doesn't want to get pregnant with saMANtha Ronsons baby.
she wanted to know if he could give her a prescription to crack cocaine.
because she looked down and found red bumps on her beaver…. Oh SAM!?
Well it wasn't to get those ratty looking hair extentions removed!
She is so dirty looking!
She wanted to see if the doctor could cure ugly.
she is curious as to why her head looks like a a balloon on a popsicle stick.
She wants to find a pill to help her with that bobblehead syndrome of hers. She looks horrible… she is horrible.
she has currently been suffering from bobblehead syndrome
shes an asshole…why do peoplec acare so much about a dike broad like her……SHES HOPELESS……
CROTCH ROT OF THE MOUTH!!!
cuz she's withering away?
hopefully getting a restraining order against that crazy ronson.
shes a deteareating dykeeeeee
I notice Perez has been quiet on the pic of one of the Jonas brothers doing the slanty eyed pic thing (a la Miley). This fags hypocrisy knows no bounds.
LezLo went to see a doctor yesterday because she doesn't get enough cock in her life.
I thought this was Sheryl Crow.
She wants to see if the doctor can sell her some really good sleeping pills so she can slip them into chace crawfords drink. Then later on in the night, she'll rip off his clothes and take some pictures of him…….so then she can get her camera ”stolen”, and the pictures will miraculously appear on sites such as TMZ and perezhilton………………………maybe.
Re: Office Drone – She could pass as her mothers twin
You bent over Mario and your a$$ ( )@( ) burned her cornea's