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Lindsay Lohan leaves a medical building in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

LezLo went to see a doctor yesterday because ________.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: March 19, 2009 at 2:45 pm

170 comments to “Fill In the Blank”

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sausage says – reply to this

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she's gone off vegetables.
nh22 says – reply to this

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doctors can…like….cure stuff.

or….

she's wasting away and needs intravenous food.
Funkymonkey28388 says – reply to this

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…i am a drunk and my career is over!!!
xodashaxo says – reply to this

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she looks disgustingly skinny
she needs to eat a double cheesburger with extra cheesy fries, milkshacke, and ice cream
Hmm.. Where is BBD and Harry?? says – reply to this

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She's trying to lose some weight.
JessJess31 says – reply to this

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cocaine is a helluva drug!
thecoolestbitch says – reply to this

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that's what real lezzies do.
LoveMeSomeRob says – reply to this

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there are too many ways to fill in this blank
HeavenlyCreature says – reply to this

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To abort Samans Kid
xbreezyx says – reply to this

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she has STD's
stophating09 says – reply to this

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because sam and I had a "scissor" incident.
livn4ctrattn says – reply to this

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She looks emaciated.
RavenX says – reply to this

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Sam is really a man and got her preggers.
pinkhotluv says – reply to this

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She's a vampire!!!!
mamajud says thanks 4 buying my shit says – reply to this

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hahahahaha…….you're getting no hits….you reap what you sow………bitch!
philly19107 says – reply to this

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her thighs and legs are the same size. EAT SOMETHING!!!!
kiounne says – reply to this

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OMG, it's SKELETOR! Forget Marc Anthony! I can't believe how terrible she looks now, like she's going to break in half.
Diet Pepsi Girl says – reply to this

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Because…she is too incredibly thin and schitzo!
svenskfisk says – reply to this

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Umm… STD's?
Mary_S says – reply to this

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she's human. Or wait, are celebs not allowed to go to the doctor?
ABlackRoseKiss says – reply to this

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Her head is too heavy for her body!
chrissy1227 says – reply to this

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she wanted her legs to be replaced with twigs.
BlahGirls says – reply to this

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SAVE LILO!!!!
Hair Crimper says – reply to this

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because she has lung cancer and herpes
jayzee* says – reply to this

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she looks absolutely teeny here!

well except her head…
spacedog says – reply to this

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She gets more haggardly and disgusting by the day.
funkytextgirl says – reply to this

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she wants to be the new octomom
michelle_is_dazzled says – reply to this

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she is finally realizing that her head is too big for her body.
Sampson says – reply to this

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she looked like Sarah Jessica Parker and freaked out.
Provokedflame12 says – reply to this

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wow she looks sick…how could you think you look good when you have no meat
silverkitty8 says – reply to this

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LezLo went to see a doctor yesterday because SHE'S CRACK SKINNY.
HungUpBoyToy says – reply to this

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she wanted to see if there was a way to get rid of her FIRECROTCH, without waxing or shaving.
Azura says – reply to this

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she has to get tested for alcohol & drugs
ianlandry says – reply to this

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because she has a hear infection and she need anti biotic
rachh6 says – reply to this

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she's got a big head and little arms
sausage says – reply to this

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I'm finding it difficult to live up to the media driven Aesthetic.
Lindsaynyc84 says – reply to this

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Poor thing… when you get that thin its downhill from there… she needs serious help.. starting with a nutritionist.. if its not her coke diet.. she has a severe eating disorder… either way.. she needs help.. i actually feel really bad for her.. at least she went to a doctor.
Mona Lisa The Mona Lisa says – reply to this

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She looks horrible.
VGirl says – reply to this

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Separated at birth: Lezlo in this pc and the scream (the painting) LOL
dena al says – reply to this

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ugly bitch
DikinCider says – reply to this

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is depressed harry balsac got banned from marios shiteous site
Kiki120 says – reply to this

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she's starting to bear a striking resemblance to Sarah Jessica Parker
Hmm.. Where is BBD and Harry?? says – reply to this

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I need a drink.
LeoNa$ GHo$t says – reply to this

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…SHE HAD AN ADD-A-DICK-TO-ME!
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tinkerbell9021 says – reply to this

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She weighs 4 lbs…….
Pervert says – reply to this

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She tried doing her own Brazilian wax and scorched her cooter.
xstormyx714 says – reply to this

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Samantha stuck the dildo to far up!!
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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She looks like Karen Carpenter.
brooklyn27 says – reply to this

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she has crabs and herpies
Mad Cow says – reply to this

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SaMANN crossed her legs.
7exan grrl says – reply to this

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her head grows twice as much as her body shrinks
MollyCookeee says – reply to this

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she is washeeeeed upp!
Dorothy Gale says – reply to this

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she has a severe case of bobble-head.
kit catt says – reply to this

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because she needs to get better!
Topman says – reply to this

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HER FIRECROTCH WAS BURNING
Firehouse713 says – reply to this

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She want to have a baby with her LESBIAN LOVER
Veuve Clicquot says – reply to this

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she doesn't get her period anymore because of her dramatic weight loss.
rockerkitty02 says – reply to this

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Wow she's been looking fug lately.
Kris10Mae says – reply to this

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SHE CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SMOKE CRACK BUT NOT LOOK LIKE A CRACKHEAD!
legally blond says – reply to this

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because she is considering a sex change procedure.
Kris10Mae says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS FUKIN NASTY GROSS!!! YIKES. SOMEONE GIVE THIS GIRL A FUKIN COOKIE!
PaulynFranzen says – reply to this

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She thought it was the liqour store!
janeymoose says – reply to this

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because she's morphing into a fly, albeit, a very expensiely dressed one.
lexiejohnston says – reply to this

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her legs withered away to nothing
SunnyStar1983 says – reply to this

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of her recent herpes outbreak!
pinkietoes says – reply to this

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she needed a prescription written out so that she can legally take amphetamines or whatever it is that keeps her skinny
ItsMeRayne says – reply to this

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she's a complete idiot maybe!
HelloKittyLovr says – reply to this

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she wondered why her headaches were getting worse since she go stoned the day before and hung out with Samantha Ronson all this time!
Molly Wobbles says – reply to this

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I think it's terrible that she seems to not care at all at the fact that her co-star in Parent Trap has sadely passed.
yummy mummy 3 says – reply to this

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her head is too big for her body. She looks like one of those bobble heads!!!
Urnotthathoteither says – reply to this

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good lord shes so thin! she desperately needs help, hopefully thats why she was there. maybe something is seriously wrong
G-Star says – reply to this

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She has lesbian aids
ruunyi says – reply to this

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she's scary skinny
Guess? says – reply to this

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Because…her neck can't hold her head up anymore. Poor girl, she looks so hungry
cockface says – reply to this

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she got hairys balsac caught in her throat
LusciousLiz says – reply to this

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she forgot how to EAT
System On Blast says – reply to this

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she can't live without drugs!
htwngrl says – reply to this

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Fire crotch flare up.
esa freza says – reply to this

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oh yea she is so fat she needs to lose like 50 more pounds NOT oh my gosh she needs help
I'M CLUBBED FUCKIN FOOTED YOU ASSWIPE says – reply to this

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THE HERPES WAS ACTING UP…
LoveLabels says – reply to this

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for DUI coarse duh… I still love ya Lindz even tho ur 2 skinny eat a burger and head straight for the Ken Paves hair salon stat
JungianQueen says – reply to this

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Undetermined vagina problems.
LuvleeRita says – reply to this

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She had to get a refill on her birth control pills because she doesn't want to get pregnant with saMANtha Ronsons baby.
pheorama says – reply to this

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she wanted to know if he could give her a prescription to crack cocaine.
Veee says – reply to this

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because she looked down and found red bumps on her beaver…. Oh SAM!?
TorontoPerezFan says – reply to this

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Well it wasn't to get those ratty looking hair extentions removed!
She is so dirty looking!
fairytalesofyesterday says – reply to this

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She wanted to see if the doctor could cure ugly.
leahbean says – reply to this

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she is curious as to why her head looks like a a balloon on a popsicle stick.
BritneySpearsCAN'TSing says – reply to this

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She wants to find a pill to help her with that bobblehead syndrome of hers. She looks horrible… she is horrible.
stfuarianne says – reply to this

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she has currently been suffering from bobblehead syndrome
HEARTLESS....2009 says – reply to this

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shes an asshole…why do peoplec acare so much about a dike broad like her……SHES HOPELESS……
bellatattoos says – reply to this

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CROTCH ROT OF THE MOUTH!!!
tmt702 says – reply to this

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cuz she's withering away?
carolineyy says – reply to this

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hopefully getting a restraining order against that crazy ronson.
alexxx3 says – reply to this

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shes a deteareating dykeeeeee
PUAinNYC says – reply to this

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I notice Perez has been quiet on the pic of one of the Jonas brothers doing the slanty eyed pic thing (a la Miley). This fags hypocrisy knows no bounds.
SheHasBigBoobs says – reply to this

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LezLo went to see a doctor yesterday because she doesn't get enough cock in her life.
Office Drone says – reply to this

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I thought this was Sheryl Crow.
gabiecool says – reply to this

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She wants to see if the doctor can sell her some really good sleeping pills so she can slip them into chace crawfords drink. Then later on in the night, she'll rip off his clothes and take some pictures of him…….so then she can get her camera ”stolen”, and the pictures will miraculously appear on sites such as TMZ and perezhilton………………………maybe.
Firehouse713 says – reply to this

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Re: Office Drone – She could pass as her mothers twin

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