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Lindsay Lohan leaves a medical building in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

LezLo went to see a doctor yesterday because ________.

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    Posted: Mar 19, 2009 at 2:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      she's gone off vegetables.

    2. nh22 says – reply to this


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      doctors can…like….cure stuff.

      or….

      she's wasting away and needs intravenous food.



    3. 3

      …i am a drunk and my career is over!!!



    4. 4

      she looks disgustingly skinny
      she needs to eat a double cheesburger with extra cheesy fries, milkshacke, and ice cream



    5. 5

      She's trying to lose some weight.



    6. 6

      cocaine is a helluva drug!



    7. 7

      that's what real lezzies do.



    8. 8

      there are too many ways to fill in this blank



    9. 9

      To abort Samans Kid



    10. 10

      she has STD's :)



    11. 11

      because sam and I had a "scissor" incident.



    12. 12

      She looks emaciated.



    13. 13

      Sam is really a man and got her preggers.



    14. 14

      She's a vampire!!!!



    15. 15

      hahahahaha…….you're getting no hits….you reap what you sow………bitch!



    16. 16

      her thighs and legs are the same size. EAT SOMETHING!!!!



    17. 17

      OMG, it's SKELETOR! Forget Marc Anthony! I can't believe how terrible she looks now, like she's going to break in half.



    18. 18

      Because…she is too incredibly thin and schitzo!



    19. 19

      Umm… STD's?



    20. 20

      she's human. Or wait, are celebs not allowed to go to the doctor?



    21. 21

      Her head is too heavy for her body!



    22. 22

      she wanted her legs to be replaced with twigs.



    23. 23

      SAVE LILO!!!!



    24. 24

      because she has lung cancer and herpes



    25. 25

      she looks absolutely teeny here!

      well except her head…



    26. 26

      She gets more haggardly and disgusting by the day.



    27. 27

      she is finally realizing that her head is too big for her body.



    28. 28

      she looked like Sarah Jessica Parker and freaked out.



    29. 29

      wow she looks sick…how could you think you look good when you have no meat



    30. 30

      LezLo went to see a doctor yesterday because SHE'S CRACK SKINNY.



    31. 31

      she wanted to see if there was a way to get rid of her FIRECROTCH, without waxing or shaving.

    32. Azura says – reply to this


      32

      she has to get tested for alcohol & drugs



    33. 33

      because she has a hear infection and she need anti biotic



    34. 34

      she's got a big head and little arms



    35. 35

      I'm finding it difficult to live up to the media driven Aesthetic.



    36. 36

      Poor thing… when you get that thin its downhill from there… she needs serious help.. starting with a nutritionist.. if its not her coke diet.. she has a severe eating disorder… either way.. she needs help.. i actually feel really bad for her.. at least she went to a doctor.



    37. 37

      She looks horrible.

    38. VGirl says – reply to this


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      Separated at birth: Lezlo in this pc and the scream (the painting) LOL



    39. 39

      ugly bitch



    40. 40

      is depressed harry balsac got banned from marios shiteous site



    41. 41

      she's starting to bear a striking resemblance to Sarah Jessica Parker



    42. 42

      I need a drink.



    43. 43

      …SHE HAD AN ADD-A-DICK-TO-ME!
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      .



    44. 44

      She weighs 4 lbs…….



    45. 45

      She tried doing her own Brazilian wax and scorched her cooter.



    46. 46

      Samantha stuck the dildo to far up!!



    47. 47

      She looks like Karen Carpenter.



    48. 48

      she has crabs and herpies



    49. 49

      SaMANN crossed her legs.



    50. 50

      her head grows twice as much as her body shrinks



    51. 51

      she is washeeeeed upp!



    52. 52

      she has a severe case of bobble-head.



    53. 53

      because she needs to get better!



    54. 54

      HER FIRECROTCH WAS BURNING



    55. 55

      She want to have a baby with her LESBIAN LOVER :D



    56. 56

      she doesn't get her period anymore because of her dramatic weight loss.



    57. 57

      Wow she's been looking fug lately.



    58. 58

      SHE CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SMOKE CRACK BUT NOT LOOK LIKE A CRACKHEAD!



    59. 59

      because she is considering a sex change procedure. :-D



    60. 60

      SHE LOOKS FUKIN NASTY GROSS!!! YIKES. SOMEONE GIVE THIS GIRL A FUKIN COOKIE!



    61. 61

      She thought it was the liqour store!



    62. 62

      because she's morphing into a fly, albeit, a very expensiely dressed one.



    63. 63

      her legs withered away to nothing



    64. 64

      of her recent herpes outbreak!



    65. 65

      she needed a prescription written out so that she can legally take amphetamines or whatever it is that keeps her skinny



    66. 66

      she's a complete idiot maybe!



    67. 67

      she wondered why her headaches were getting worse since she go stoned the day before and hung out with Samantha Ronson all this time!



    68. 68

      I think it's terrible that she seems to not care at all at the fact that her co-star in Parent Trap has sadely passed.



    69. 69

      her head is too big for her body. She looks like one of those bobble heads!!!



    70. 70

      good lord shes so thin! she desperately needs help, hopefully thats why she was there. maybe something is seriously wrong



    71. 71

      She has lesbian aids :) :D



    72. 72

      she's scary skinny



    73. 73

      Because…her neck can't hold her head up anymore. Poor girl, she looks so hungry :(



    74. 74

      she got hairys balsac caught in her throat



    75. 75

      she forgot how to EAT



    76. 76

      she can't live without drugs!



    77. 77

      Fire crotch flare up.



    78. 78

      oh yea she is so fat she needs to lose like 50 more pounds NOT oh my gosh she needs help



    79. 79

      THE HERPES WAS ACTING UP…



    80. 80

      for DUI coarse duh… I still love ya Lindz even tho ur 2 skinny eat a burger and head straight for the Ken Paves hair salon stat



    81. 81

      Undetermined vagina problems.



    82. 82

      She had to get a refill on her birth control pills because she doesn't want to get pregnant with saMANtha Ronsons baby.



    83. 83

      she wanted to know if he could give her a prescription to crack cocaine.

    84. Veee says – reply to this


      84

      because she looked down and found red bumps on her beaver…. Oh SAM!?



    85. 85

      Well it wasn't to get those ratty looking hair extentions removed!
      She is so dirty looking!



    86. 86

      She wanted to see if the doctor could cure ugly.



    87. 87

      she is curious as to why her head looks like a a balloon on a popsicle stick.



    88. 88

      She wants to find a pill to help her with that bobblehead syndrome of hers. She looks horrible… she is horrible.



    89. 89

      she has currently been suffering from bobblehead syndrome



    90. 90

      shes an asshole…why do peoplec acare so much about a dike broad like her……SHES HOPELESS……



    91. 91

      CROTCH ROT OF THE MOUTH!!!



    92. 92

      cuz she's withering away?



    93. 93

      hopefully getting a restraining order against that crazy ronson.



    94. 94

      shes a deteareating dykeeeeee



    95. 95

      I notice Perez has been quiet on the pic of one of the Jonas brothers doing the slanty eyed pic thing (a la Miley). This fags hypocrisy knows no bounds.



    96. 96

      LezLo went to see a doctor yesterday because she doesn't get enough cock in her life.



    97. 97

      I thought this was Sheryl Crow.



    98. 98

      She wants to see if the doctor can sell her some really good sleeping pills so she can slip them into chace crawfords drink. Then later on in the night, she'll rip off his clothes and take some pictures of him…….so then she can get her camera ”stolen”, and the pictures will miraculously appear on sites such as TMZ and perezhilton………………………maybe.



    99. 99

      Re: Office Drone – She could pass as her mothers twin



    100. 100

      You bent over Mario and your a$$ ( )@( ) burned her cornea's

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